SleazyPMartini

It's not his fault! The drugs made him sleepy.

Who ever wins this 'dozens' contest deserves to headline the Apollo.

They don't call them the fighting Irish for nothing.

Never give up, Never surrender.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!

He thought they would protect him. He thought wrong.

What happened to the good ol' days when photo bombing was enough.

This one could take you to Oz I'll bet.

He overestimated his Streetfu. Her Streetfu is very good.

I know they're sub par boobies but let's remember the context.

Stick and stones may break his bones but memes hurt the worst.

I'VE FALLEN... and I think I'll just rest here it's so comfy.

The bigger they are, the harder they piss their pants.

Best 200 grand Daddy ever spent... and now she's pregnant.

I think we found the new "Martin and Lewis" comedy duo.

Must have been a Russian teleprompter.

Kent State 2.0? We can dream can't we?

Some how I doubt he is going to get the Presidential Medal of Freedom for this.

We all know why.

Where are their parents? Probably in Isis.

Leave him/her you bigot!

I thought he was from Scranton. I guess his hometown knows Biden well.

OUUUUCHY!

I always thought dead beat loan was just a saying.

Didn't that first guy used to play for the Raiders?