SleazyPMartini

Slut-Motel, spooks check in but they don't check out.

Follow the money.

Joe really hates Trump.

Can't we all get along? Apparently Not.

Siri saves the day.

I heard is was for some kind of Dispicable Me promotion.

No one cared and they all said he would have wanted it that way.

They're only going to be blowing up the stuff Americans wont. Someone has to blow shit up. Those buildings aren't going to blow up themselves. Com'on blowing shit up is good for the economy.

No one was hurt during the making of these video's. They should have got the IDF to do it.

It's not his fault! The drugs made him sleepy.

Who ever wins this 'dozens' contest deserves to headline the Apollo.

They don't call them the fighting Irish for nothing.

Never give up, Never surrender.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!

He thought they would protect him. He thought wrong.

What happened to the good ol' days when photo bombing was enough.

This one could take you to Oz I'll bet.

He overestimated his Streetfu. Her Streetfu is very good.

I know they're sub par boobies but let's remember the context.

Stick and stones may break his bones but memes hurt the worst.

I'VE FALLEN... and I think I'll just rest here it's so comfy.

The bigger they are, the harder they piss their pants.

Best 200 grand Daddy ever spent... and now she's pregnant.

I think we found the new "Martin and Lewis" comedy duo.

Must have been a Russian teleprompter.