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The News-Benders: Today's Scripted Realities Unveiled G'day Time-Travelling Punters, Let's hop into the time capsule and zoom back to January 10, 1968. Picture this: BBC4's Thirty-Minute Theatre, still clinging to the heartbeat of live drama. "The News-Benders" steps into the spotlight, one of the last warriors refusing to succumb to the ease of pre-recording. Rudolph Cartier, the maestro, orchestrates this masterpiece - a two-hander waltzing between a handful of sets. Cartier's direction? Like a finely crafted Aussie Shiraz — smooth and stylish. Enter Desmond Lowden, the script sorcerer. It's part Nostradamus, part Orwell cranked up on Vegemite sandwiches. The predicted moon landing date might be a tad off, but the audacity to foreshadow moon landing conspiracy theories? Bloody brilliant! Who knew we'd be debating moon landings in a Hollywood basement or hangar? But hold onto your Akubras, there's more. "The News-Benders" not only saw the rise of global media moguls but predicted the snoopy surveillance culture we're tangled up in today. Move aside, Orwell, because JG spills the beans about a 'Ministry of Morality.' Shades of Orwell's ministries, but with a '68 twist. Forget overt oppression; in Lowden's crystal ball, control happens invisibly through MSM manipulation. Now, let's fast-forward to today. Vietnam was transitioning into the first 'television war,' and folks were just starting to grapple with the TV's influence in politics and beyond. Lowden's crystal ball-gazing? Sharp as a kangaroo's kick. Cut to today, where media manipulation is practically a global sport, and certain news services flex their political muscles like they're training for a heavyweight title. But here's the kicker, mates. "The News-Benders" spills the beans on how 'THEY' have been pulling the strings since the TV and mass media strolled into town. Fake news, faux space travel, wars, radiation scares—it's like a playbook for global-scale trickery. Now, here's the punchline. This isn't just a stroll down memory lane; it's a revelation about today's world of misinformation. Truth is the rare Dragon Egg (a nod to the kids who played/play Minecraft), we're all searching for in the tall grass of fake news. So, grab your Tim Tams, sit back, and let's rewind to '68. "The News-Benders" didn't just predict; it nailed the script of today's manufactured realities and fake news circus orchestrated by the MSM. Stay awake, Legends, Senator Papahatziharalambrous (Not a real senator, unfortunately).

Goodbye videos are never easy, but this is a sign of things to come. Have a grouse evening punters! #GodBlessAustralia

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G'day Punters! Get ready for a wild ride as I, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, open an OnlyFans account to fund my parliamentary dreams! Campaign slogan? "I'd rather make an ass of myself out of parliament than be one in it!" Stay tuned for a cheeky adventure blending satire, humor, and a dash of political chaos. Let's break the internet, one satirical stunt at a time! 🍑💸🔞 #PapasCheekyCampaign #PoliticalSatire #ForAustralia! 🇦🇺 "PROVOKE THE STATE WITH SATIRE!" 🇦🇺

G'day Aushhtraliens, it's me, your Pwime Mwinister Alco and i wuv AnAl at Muddy Gras - the transwomen this year were the bollocks! Anyway, lishten to what I have to shay, becaushe as hard ash it is to bewieve, i'm the pwime mwinister! Me, who would've thunk

I should be BANNED for this 👀

wHaT iS a WoMaN PM Alco? 🤡🌏

🚨 Break Their Narcissistic And Gaslighting Hold Over You! End The Duopoly. Remove your support from the majors, and let’s create a Unified Conservative Party, a true coalition, of all the freedom parties and anyone else sick and tired of being ruled by this traitorous mob.

ScoMo would never have gone to see those devil worshippers in Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, but at least your rich PM Alco went. I laugh when a communist cunt tells me the ALP are for the working class. Yeah, the working class constituency in China farken 🤣

Public Service Announcement only for punters who can still think, speak and shit for themselves 👀

We have the best duopoly taxpayer money can buy!

AI Telecommunications Lockdown: Woke Overreach or Climate Communism Reality? G'day Legends! Senator Papahatziharalambrous here, your favorite truth-teller, bringing you the latest bombshell news that's shaking the foundations of our social media-obsessed world. Grab your tin hats and prepare for a wild ride because Telstra and Optus are introducing a groundbreaking AI "carbon-neutral" access system for all your favorite apps on your smartphones this year. Now, before we dive into this techno-madness, let me extend my sincere congratulations to all you woke champions out there! You did it! Your relentless virtue signaling and climate change hysteria have finally given birth to what I like to call "Climate Communism" – the AI lockdown on your precious social media apps. Here's the lowdown: starting soon, every user of X, Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, and every other social media platform will get the boot after a mere 61 minutes of use over a 24-hour period. Why? Well, according to the science, your carbon footprint during that hour is apparently equivalent to using up and throwing out 666 plastic straws or taking a casual flight from Melbourne to Sydney. Go figure! But here's the kicker – all you conservative voters and climate skeptics out there, fear not! You can opt out of this AI madness. Just sign a sworn statutory declaration that you're not buying into the climate hysteria, and voilà, you get 24-hour access. Can't wait to see our esteemed leaders like PM Alco, Bill ‘man boobs’ Shorten, Pennywontdrop Wong, Clementitty Ford and the Twitterati virtuosos swear allegiance to the LNP or One Nation just to keep their scrolling privileges. Now, let's share a chuckle for all those climate change students who'll be locked out of their favorite apps. Oh, the irony! Climate Communism has arrived, and it's knocking on the doors of TikTokers, and Twitter bleeding hearts alike. To the useful idiotic drongos, who danced their hearts out on TikTok, and the faux bleeding hearts on Twitter – you made your bed, now lie in it and suffer in your stinky underwear cunts! 🤣 Source? The 13 O'clock News – where the truth is told like it is, no holds barred. Stay awake punters, and brace yourselves for the brave new world of AI lockdowns. Until next time, keep laughing, keep fighting, and let's see where this climate communism takes them and us. Note: This article is intended for a mature and common sense audience. Viewer discretion advised. If you’re triggered, I implore you, please seek professional assistance immediately, or don’t IDFC!

The Left's Tolerance Paradox: A Conservative's Dilemma By Senator Papahatziharalambrous In the woke web of modern democracy, where diversity of thought should be a celebrated virtue, I find myself musing over a peculiar paradox. Why, I ponder, am I expected to extend respect and tolerance to every religious belief, no matter how alien it may be to my own, when the bastions of leftist ideology seem unwilling to offer the same courtesy to my conservative viewpoint? Here I stand, a lone conservative voice in the cacophony of a so-called democratic society, where dissenting opinions have become the black sheep. In the realm of social media, I've been reported, shadow-banned, and relegated to enemy number one for daring to harbor a conservative perspective. It's a democracy, they say, yet the reality feels more like a Kafkaesque nightmare. The irony is glaring. The left, champions of tolerance and diversity, seem to crumble when faced with a diversity of thought that doesn't align with their own. As I grapple with this absurdity, I'm confronted with the demand to embrace and respect religious practices and beliefs that offend my very understanding of God. Well, fuck that, I've had enough. Why should I play the tolerant one when the left, in their pursuit of an allegedly inclusive society, shows no inclination to tolerate my beliefs? It's a two-faced dance, and I've decided to step out of it. The left's lofty ideals of diversity and tolerance suddenly vanish when faced with the diversity of opinions that don't fit their narrative. So, here's my declaration: I'm done being the sacrificial lamb on the altar of leftist hypocrisy. If the left wants respect for every conceivable religious practice, they ought to extend the same courtesy to every conceivable opinion. An eye for an eye, a fair exchange in the marketplace of ideas, lest we all become slaves to the whims of those who believe a man can give birth and a woman can wield a metaphorical cock but only in the purportedly tolerant havens of Western democracies. In this age of woke agendas and ideological battles, the call for reciprocal respect and understanding reverberates. If the left truly wishes to champion diversity, let them start with the diversity of thought, even when it's cloaked in the conservative garb they so vehemently despise. The battleground of ideas should be level, not tilted in favor of the self-proclaimed tolerant who, ironically, seem to struggle with the essence of true tolerance. Join me in our fight to take back our states, drain the billabong and make Australia grouse again! For Australia Manifesto: Freedom, Democracy and Families.

The alphabet people want kids in pre-school to transition to anything they want, but 👀

The Federal and State Governments of Australians, our Institutions and Corporations have no problem offending the majority of Australians with their evil lies.

🚨 BREAKING: Fiona 'Slag' Patten, former leader of the tReason party in Victoria, has released a "tell all" book under dickhead Dan's authoritarian rule. Source: Uncle ConSpiroCy (was right)!

His Eminence, Bishop Sozomenos Polyviou, Schools Self-Confessed Koran Expert and Moslem YouTuber Abdeen (watch till the end).

I will never get tired of saying this, and fighting For Australia and Australians 👊⚔️🇦🇺 Together #WeAreTheSolution — #DrainTheBillabong, #TakeBackOurStates and Let’s #MakeAustraliaGrouseAgain!

🚨 BREAKING: PM Albo Is A Dumb C*nt Lyrics, Music, Video and Vocals by Senator Papahatziharalambrous © All Rights Reserved #ForAustralia 👊⚔️🇦🇺

Preserving the Heartbeat of Our Nation G'day Punters! Senator Papahatziharalambrous here, and today, we're diving deep into the heart of the "For Australia Manifesto." Grab a cuppa, settle in, and let's chat about preserving the true blue Aussie spirit. Protect and Preserve Australian Values: In the great land Down Under, we've got something special—the Aussie way of life, democratic institutions, and hard-won basic freedoms. But mates, we need to protect them like a kangaroo protects its joey. That's why, in the "For Australia Manifesto," we're laying down some ground rules to keep our values intact. Free Thought, Speech, and Democracy: We're talking about the fundamentals here—free thought, speech, parliamentary democracy. It's the Aussie way to say what's on our minds, and we're not letting anyone take that from us. Education Reform: Let's hit the reset button on education. No more bureaucracy or special interest groups messing with the curriculum. It's time for a true-blue Aussie education that celebrates our history and values. Immigration and Good Behaviour Bonds: For the next two decades, we're putting a pause on immigration. But when we open the floodgates again, it's after a fair dinkum referendum on numbers and origins. And here's the kicker—a ten-year good behaviour bond for all migrants. Break the law? See ya later, mate. English as a Second Language: We're not saying you have to speak Aussie slang, but you've got to nail the lingo. A two-year English as a Second Language course is on the cards, with a fair dinkum exam to top it off. Got to get at least 51% to call yourself a true-blue Aussie. Places of Worship: No new mosques, cobbers. We're all about acceptance, but let's not forget what makes Australia great. It's our freedom, tolerance, and history that brings people here in the first place. Preserving Our Strength: More than 340 mosques for 650,000 Muslims? That's fair. But let's take a look at Saudi Arabia—not a single Christian church for their one million catholic foreign workers. We're leading the way in embracing different cultures, but never at the expense of our own. Our strength lies in our freedom, tolerance, humanity, traditions, and the history that ties us to the heart of Western Civilization. People have ventured here for these very values, and we're not letting that change. So, legends, that's the lowdown on protecting and preserving the heartbeat of our nation. The "For Australia Manifesto" is all about keeping the true blue spirit alive and thriving for future generations. Stick around for more, and let's make Australia grouse again! Cheers, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, For Australia! Based on my, For Australia Manifesto: Protect and Preserve Australian Values https://christosharisopoulos.wordpress.com/for-australia-manifesto/

Title: "Make Australia Grouse Again!" (G Major) Lyrics and Vocals: Senator Papahatziharalambrous (Verse 1) In the land down under, where our stories unfold, A tale of hope and glory, remains untold. Born in the sunburned plains, beneath the Southern Cross I thought our homeland's flame would glow eternally. But poverty is here to stay, our democracy's in decay, Now's the time to rise, and make a better day. (Chorus) Make Australia grouse again, from the outback to our shores, We are the solution, mates, of that I am sure! So Let's Drain the billabong and Take back our states The Courage we don't lack to make Australia - GREAT! (Verse 2) So rise, Aussie souls - From the mining towns to the urban shores. (Our) Democracy's, worth fighting for! In the spirit of mateship, we'll all have a say (Chorus) Make Australia grouse again, from the outback to our shores, We are the solution, mates, of that I'm sure! So let's Make Australia grouse - Drain the billabong, Take back our states We are the solution to - Make Australia grouse again (Outro) Make Australia Great! Cheers, Senator Christos Papahatziharalambrous GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA! *Remember I am NOT a professional singer, comedian, writer or anything your millionaire arts community should be doing, but won't - to fight for your basic human rights. I am an ordinary bloke who loves his birthplace, and her beautiful people. Everything I do is #ForAustralia! 👊⚔️🇦🇺 #MakeAustraliaGrouseAgain!

For Australia: A Pledge to Break the Duopoly By Senator Papahatziharalambrous G'day, legends of this Great Southern Land! It's your mate, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, and today, I'm throwing down a fair dinkum pledge for the heart and soul of our beloved Australia. So grab a cold one, kick back, and let's talk about a vision that's as Aussie as a snag on the barbie. My Fellow Aussies, if you get me into Parliament, I will do the rest #ForAustralia! What do I mean by "For Australia"? I mean ripping up the playbook of the tired old duopoly—the ALP and LNP—that have been tag-teaming our nation for eighty long years. They've sold off a quarter of our land to the CCP, traded away our unique Aussie way of life, and worst of all, weakened the bonds of the Australian family. By the way, when was the last time your council rates, electricity, gas or water bills went down? Yeah, never. It's time for a change, a real change. Renouncing the Duopoly: Let's take ownership of our vote, chuck out every politician riding the duopoly wave, and reclaim the liberties, the greatness, and the private lives we've lost. It's time to say, "Nah, mate, we want, and we're taking our country back." My Pledge to You: "I promise to resign if I break one election promise or go against any policy in the For Australia Manifesto. My word is my bond. I'll chuck all my wages back into the public purse and face prosecution for fraud. How many pollies can say that? We deserve this standard in public service. I've even aced a national police check, and I'll be putting forward a bill for all sitting politicians and future candidates to pass a Working With Children police check. Let's be as transparent as the crystal-clear waters of Bondi Beach." So, join me, your potential Senator, in this ripper journey #ForAustralia. Let's crack open a new chapter where politicians do what they're meant to — serve the people, protect our land, and make Australia grouse again. Cheers, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, For Australia! For Australia Manifesto: Freedom, Democracy and Families. God Bless Australia!

Happy Australia Day from the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing Senator Papahatziharalambrous 👊⚔️🇦🇺 *Speech starts at 1:04 #ForAustralia! Happy Australia Day! Have A Grouse Day Down Under And Cheers To An Even Better Night - If Ya Know What I Mean! G'day to all you top blokes and sexy sheilas out there! It's your old mate, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing, coming to you live from the land Down Under. Now, as you kick back and celebrate Australia Day, I thought I'd share a few pearls of wisdom, a dash of humor, and, of course, some fair dinkum Aussie larrikin spirit. First things first, cheers to this great country of ours! Australia might not officially be the greatest on the planet, but between you and me, it's a close call. We've got more critters that can kill you than anywhere else, including our politicians and CHO's and don't get me started on drop bears – sneaky buggers. Now, let me tell you, I've been doing more nothing than any politician in Aussie history. I've had more beers in Parliament sessions than our current PM Alco, which is hard to believe, and I've conducted more late-night shaggings with MILFS, err meetings in the upper bogan house - strictly with the permission of the women involved of course - to show that I’m not actually doing nothing at all unlike our Elected Representatives. But let's talk about our unreal elected representatives. What a bunch of rats, eh? It's time to tip them out, drain the billabong of bureaucratic nonsense, and Make Australia Grouse Again! I mean, really, have you ever seen a politician do anything useful? Me neither. As we raise a glass (or a can, let's keep it real) to Australia, let's not forget the simple joys that make this place bonza. Our beaches, our BBQs, and, most importantly, our ability to call each other mates regardless of whether we've met once or never. So, as you celebrate Australia Day, remember, this might not be the perfect country, but it's as close as you can get. And to those who think I'm not doing anything in Parliament – well, you're spot on! I'm the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing, and I take my job seriously. Let’s remember the five groundbreaking tasks that have defined my tenure as the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing: 1. The Committee Conundrum: I took the bold step of convening the "Committee for the Advancement of Doing Nothing." Our meetings were legendary for achieving absolutely fark all. We discussed important matters, passed motions (on doing nothing), and adjourned promptly without making any decisions. It's like we were never there. 2. The Inbox Black Hole: In my term, I've successfully transformed my inbox into a black hole of productivity. Emails go in, and well, they stay there. No replies, no actions taken—just a vortex of unanswered correspondence. The art of non-communication is truly a skill. 3. More Nothing: This was my initiative of the decade. You’re welcome! 4. The Grand Speech Spectacle: I graced the imaginary Parliament with a speech that will be remembered for generations. It was a masterpiece of rhetoric, a symphony of words, and a marvel of oratory. And the best part? It was about absolutely nothing. A standing ovation for the speech that achieved precisely zero legislative changes. 5. The Monument to Inactivity: In a stroke of bureaucratic genius, I proposed the construction of the "Monument to Inactivity." Picture this: a grand structure symbolizing the epitome of doing nothing. The best part? Construction never began, ensuring the monument remains a testament to our commitment to idleness. Have a ripper of a day, chuck the lamb chops, gyros and snags on the barbie, and let's keep the Aussie spirit alive. Here's to us, the true-blue Aussies who know how to celebrate and have a grouse Australia Day! Cheers, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing and don't forget to 'Provoke The State With Satire' #ForAustralia! 👊⚔️🇦🇺 God Bless Australia!

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