Happy Australia Day from the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing Senator Papahatziharalambrous
Happy Australia Day from the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing Senator Papahatziharalambrous 👊⚔️🇦🇺
*Speech starts at 1:04 #ForAustralia!
Happy Australia Day! Have A Grouse Day Down Under And Cheers To An Even Better Night - If Ya Know What I Mean!
G'day to all you top blokes and sexy sheilas out there! It's your old mate, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing, coming to you live from the land Down Under. Now, as you kick back and celebrate Australia Day, I thought I'd share a few pearls of wisdom, a dash of humor, and, of course, some fair dinkum Aussie larrikin spirit.
First things first, cheers to this great country of ours! Australia might not officially be the greatest on the planet, but between you and me, it's a close call. We've got more critters that can kill you than anywhere else, including our politicians and CHO's and don't get me started on drop bears – sneaky buggers.
Now, let me tell you, I've been doing more nothing than any politician in Aussie history. I've had more beers in Parliament sessions than our current PM Alco, which is hard to believe, and I've conducted more late-night shaggings with MILFS, err meetings in the upper bogan house - strictly with the permission of the women involved of course - to show that I’m not actually doing nothing at all unlike our Elected Representatives.
But let's talk about our unreal elected representatives. What a bunch of rats, eh? It's time to tip them out, drain the billabong of bureaucratic nonsense, and Make Australia Grouse Again! I mean, really, have you ever seen a politician do anything useful? Me neither.
As we raise a glass (or a can, let's keep it real) to Australia, let's not forget the simple joys that make this place bonza. Our beaches, our BBQs, and, most importantly, our ability to call each other mates regardless of whether we've met once or never.
So, as you celebrate Australia Day, remember, this might not be the perfect country, but it's as close as you can get. And to those who think I'm not doing anything in Parliament – well, you're spot on! I'm the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing, and I take my job seriously.
Let’s remember the five groundbreaking tasks that have defined my tenure as the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing:
1. The Committee Conundrum: I took the bold step of convening the "Committee for the Advancement of Doing Nothing." Our meetings were legendary for achieving absolutely fark all. We discussed important matters, passed motions (on doing nothing), and adjourned promptly without making any decisions. It's like we were never there.
2. The Inbox Black Hole: In my term, I've successfully transformed my inbox into a black hole of productivity. Emails go in, and well, they stay there. No replies, no actions taken—just a vortex of unanswered correspondence. The art of non-communication is truly a skill.
3. More Nothing: This was my initiative of the decade. You’re welcome!
4. The Grand Speech Spectacle: I graced the imaginary Parliament with a speech that will be remembered for generations. It was a masterpiece of rhetoric, a symphony of words, and a marvel of oratory. And the best part? It was about absolutely nothing. A standing ovation for the speech that achieved precisely zero legislative changes.
5. The Monument to Inactivity: In a stroke of bureaucratic genius, I proposed the construction of the "Monument to Inactivity." Picture this: a grand structure symbolizing the epitome of doing nothing. The best part? Construction never began, ensuring the monument remains a testament to our commitment to idleness.
Have a ripper of a day, chuck the lamb chops, gyros and snags on the barbie, and let's keep the Aussie spirit alive. Here's to us, the true-blue Aussies who know how to celebrate and have a grouse Australia Day!
Cheers,
Senator Papahatziharalambrous, the Shadow Minister For Doing Nothing and don't forget to 'Provoke The State With Satire' #ForAustralia! 👊⚔️🇦🇺
God Bless Australia!
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1984: A Cinematic Odyssey into the Heart of Totalitarianism (Full Length Colourised Movie 1956)
Title: "1984 (1956): A Cinematic Odyssey into the Heart of Totalitarianism"
Embark on a journey into the heart of a dystopian future with the 1956 adaptation of George Orwell's iconic novel, "1984." Subscribe to my YouTube channel now for an exclusive FREE screening, presented by Senator Papahatziharalambrous.
Plot Summary:
Directed by Michael Anderson, this British black-and-white sci-fi film envisions a world under the oppressive rule of a totalitarian regime. Follow the struggles of Winston Smith, portrayed by Edmond O'Brien, as he navigates a society dominated by surveillance, propaganda, and the ever-watchful eye of Big Brother. With a stellar cast including Donald Pleasence, Jan Sterling, and Michael Redgrave, "1984" brings Orwell's nightmarish vision to life.
Relevance Today:
Immerse yourself in the chilling relevance of "1984" as it explores themes of censorship, thought control, and the erasure of individual freedoms. Reflect on the echoes of this dystopian world in our contemporary society, inviting critical thought and introspection.
Presented by Senator Papahatziharalambrous:
This exclusive screening is a gift to my subscribers, a token of appreciation for your support. As Senator Papahatziharalambrous, I invite you to join me in unraveling the layers of Orwell's cautionary tale. This isn't just a film; it's a conversation starter, a journey into the core of political discourse and the preservation of truth.
A Message for You:
This cinematic masterpiece is presented for FREE, with compliments from Senator Papahatziharalambrous. It's not just about entertainment; it's about encouraging critical thinking and sparking conversations that matter. Sit back, enjoy, and let the thought-provoking narrative of "1984" linger in your mind.
Subscribe now for exclusive access, and together, let's explore the profound insights that "1984" offers. As we navigate the intricacies of power, control, and the fight for individual liberty, remember: your voice matters in this ongoing dialogue.
Stay informed, stay engaged, and let the cinematic brilliance of "1984" be a catalyst for deeper understanding. Subscribe today, and let the journey begin.
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Senator Papahatziharalambrous Presents: 1984 https://youtu.be/0WiW-MUKQZo
Edit: Thursday, 25 January 2024
Senator Papahatziharalambrous Presents: NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR BY GEORGE ORWELL
FREE download, as promised, now delivered. Link below.
I INVITE YOU TO JOIN ME IN UNRAVELLING THE LAYERS OF ORWELL'S CAUTIONARY TALE. THIS ISN'T JUST A BOOK; IT'S A CONVERSATION STARTER, A JOURNEY INTO THE CORE OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AND THE PRESERVATION OF TRUTH.
Immerse yourself in the chilling relevance of "1984" as it explores themes of censorship, thought control, and the erasure of individual freedoms. Reflect on the echoes of this dystopian world in our contemporary society, inviting critical thought and introspection.
STAY INFORMED, STAY ENGAGED, AS WE NAVIGATE THE INTRICACIES OF POWER, CONTROL, AND THE FIGHT FOR INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY, REMEMBER: YOUR VOICE MATTERS IN THIS ONGOING DIALOGUE.
Free to read online, or download to your smartphone, tablet, PC or Laptop. Read, share, or don't - but never say I don't gift you free stuff.
1984 (is in the Public Domain except in the USA): https://pdfhost.io/v/bCp1bWBsc_Nineteen_Eighty_Four_by_George_Orwell_1984
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🚨 BREAKING: Chris Ho Chi Minns Won't Light Up The Sydney Opera House In The Australian Colours
🚨 BREAKING: Chris Ho Chi Minns Declares That He Will Not Light Up The Sydney Opera House In The Australian Colours On Australia Day By Senator Papahatziharalambrous
In a stunning turn of events, Premier of NSW, Chris Ho Chi Minns, has sent shockwaves through the nation by announcing that he will not illuminate the Sydney Opera House in the vibrant colors of the Australian flag on Australia Day. This unexpected decision has ignited a firestorm of controversy, with accusations of anti-Australian sentiment and cultural divisiveness.
Critics argue that Premier Ho Chi Minns' refusal to participate in the traditional illumination of the iconic sails is a stark departure from the spirit of national celebration. The Sydney Opera House, long considered a symbol of unity, has now become a focal point for heated debates on cultural Marxism and ideological preferences.
Tourists, who flocked to Sydney to witness the iconic landmark bathed in the patriotic hues of red, white, and blue, are expressing deep disappointment. A couple from China, visibly upset, remarked that such an act would never be tolerated in their homeland. Similarly, an African-American visitor from the United States voiced her dismay, considering seeking a refund for what she perceived as a failed cultural experience. Even an elderly couple from Somalia empathized with Australians who, in their view, are denied the right to celebrate their national day.
Is Premier Ho Chi Minns playing a dangerous game of cultural Marxism, or has he ingeniously found a loophole for implementing post-modernist, divisive changes? The public is left to ponder whether this act is an illumination of anti-white sentiment or a calculated move in the chess game of modern ideological preferences.
As the nation grapples with the implications of this unanticipated announcement, the Sydney Opera House stands silent, its sails devoid of the customary patriotic radiance. Premier Ho Chi Minns' decision has sparked a national conversation, forcing Australians to confront questions about the intersection of politics, symbolism, and the very essence of their national identity.
In this satirical exploration, we delve into the depths of a controversy that has turned a beloved landmark into a battleground of ideologies. Premier Ho Chi Minns' declaration not only raises questions about the role of public figures in shaping cultural narratives but also challenges the notion that even inanimate structures can be programmed to reflect ideological preferences.
As Australians navigate this unexpected twist in their Australia Day celebrations, the resounding question remains: Is this a momentary departure from tradition or the beginning of a new chapter in the systematic destruction of national identity?
I bet the sails will be red to celebrate Chinese New Year and Rainbow-coloured all month for Mardi Gras.
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🚨 BREAKING: "Australians For Australia" The Anthem You Didn't Know You Needed!
Senator Papahatziharalambrous Drops Hard-Hitting Anthem: "Australians For Australia"
In a sonic explosion of Aussie pride, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, the maverick voice of the people, has just unleashed a musical powerhouse: "Australians For Australia." This anthem is not just a song; it's a battle cry, a call to unity in the tolerant tapestry of our great southern land.
🔗 **[Watch the Music Video First Here]** 🔗
*The Genesis of "Australians For Australia"*
In a testament to the Senator's creative prowess, the entire anthem, from lyrics to vocals and even the music video, was birthed in a mere 24 hours. This lightning-speed production mirrors the urgency and passion embedded in the anthem's DNA.
*The Heartfelt Lyrics*
The anthem opens with an homage to the Southern Cross, the celestial emblem of our unity. From the Dreamtime's whispers to the city lights, the lyrics weave a narrative of our shared journey, embracing the spirit of Indigenous roots, colonial history, and the myriad cultures that are lucky to call Australia home.
*The Roaring Chorus*
"Australians for Australia, Aussies stand, proud and tall." The chorus reverberates with the anthem's core message of unity. It's a rallying cry that transcends race, creed, and background, inviting all Australians to stand shoulder to shoulder in pride.
*The Anthem's Impact*
Already, "Australians For Australia" is carving a niche as the modern-day patriotic anthem, capturing the hearts of those who yearn for a celebration of our unique identity and way of life. The rock-infused beats and Senator Papahatziharalambrous's gritty vocals deliver an emotional punch that resonates with audiences across the nation.
*The Subtext of Unity*
In crafting this anthem, Senator Papahatziharalambrous not only celebrates Australia but also sends a resounding message against divisive forces. The song serves as a sonic shield against any attempt to sow discord or undermine the values that bind us.
*The Anthem Unleashed*
The music video, a visual spectacle that complements the anthem's intensity, is now available for your viewing pleasure. Prepare to be taken on a journey through the sunburned heart of Australia, where freedom, mateship, and resilience are etched into the very fabric of our existence.
*Join the Movement*
"Australians For Australia" is more than a song; it's a movement. Join Senator Papahatziharalambrous in spreading this anthem far and wide. Share the video, belt out the chorus, and let's make this anthem the rallying cry for a united Australia.
This is not just music; this is a declaration of who we are. Australians for Australia. Always.
🎸🇦🇺 New Anthem Alert! 🇦🇺🎤
Track: "Australians For Australia"
Lyrics, Vocals and Video: Senator Papahatziharalambrous 🎙️
Intro:
In the Southern Cross, our unity's born,
A tapestry of cultures, in the Aussie morn,
From red earth sea, where dreams are drawn,
We stand as one, in the Aussie dawn.
Verse 1:
From Dreamtime's whispers to the city lights,
In this sunburned land, where freedom rides,
Aussie spirits, our sacred rights,
The anthem of Australia, our hearts take flight.
Chorus:
Australians for Australia
Aussies stand, proud and tall.
Australians for Australia
Together we rise, we'll never fall
Australians for Australia
Aussies stand, proud and tall.
Australians for Australia
Together we rise, we'll never fall
Never, never fall
Is that right? Oh yeah!
Verse 2:
From Colonial echoes, in the ancient breeze,
Migrants' journeys across the seas,
New Australians, under Eucalypt trees,
In the sunlit tapestry, woven with ease.
Under this sky, hear my plea,
In our sunburned heart, where our spirit's are free,
Every face, every race, enjoying our way of life !
Aussie battlers, resilient and strong,
(In the) Anthem of mateship, we all belong,
Chorus:
Australians for Australia
Aussies stand, proud and tall.
Australians for Australia
Together we rise, we'll never fall
Australians for Australia,
hand in hand, on this ancient soil
Australians for Australia,
United we stand, a loyal band
Outro:
Underneath the Southern Cross, our spirits soar,
Australians for Australia, forevermore,
The anthem of freedom, our hearts adore,
(In) This great southern land, our love we pour.
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Happy Australia Day Punters! Enjoy my little tune, just for you, and remember I might not be a celebrity and - that’s a good thing. Screw them champagne communists in the arts scene who don’t have the bollocks to stand up for Australians or Australia - or those too afraid to share this message for more to enjoy!
God Bless Australia!
Love,
Senator Papahatziharalambrous aka Christos Harisopoulos 🎸 Turn it up loud #ForAustralia! 🇦🇺
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Happy Australia Day Message From Senator Papahatziharalambrous For Australia And Australians!
Happy Australia Day Message From Senator Papahatziharalambrous For Australia And Australians!
In the heart of Melbourne, on Lonsdale Street, at the now-vanished Queen Victoria Hospital, I took my first breath, a proud Australian born in '68. This soil, this sunburnt land, has a magic that weaves itself into the very fabric of your being, making you fall deeply in love with her. It's a love affair that lasts a lifetime.
Australia, the land of kangaroos, eucalyptus, and larrikin spirit, is not just a place; it's a feeling, an identity. From the iconic red dust of the Outback to the true-blue waves of Bondi Beach, this nation is etched into every fiber of my being. And with each passing year, as the jacaranda blooms and the wattle bursts into golden song, my heart swells with gratitude for the privilege of calling this land home.
Everything I do, every endeavor, every sunrise witnessed, is for the love of Australia. It's a love that surpasses politics, transcends ideologies, and binds us as one, beneath the Southern Cross.
As I reflect on Australia Day, a day that resonates with history, heritage, and the resonance of didgeridoos, I'm filled with humility and reverence. It's a day to acknowledge those who came before us, and the resilience they embody. It's a day to celebrate the amalgamation of cultures that make this nation a kaleidoscope of diversity, which is mean to strengthen - and not weaken our way-of-life.
With each passing year, I feel the weight of responsibility to leave her, this sunburnt land, to future generations in a better state than I found her. It's not just a duty; it's a calling, a commitment to preserving the essence of this great southern land.
And now, with a touch of nostalgia and a wink to the whimsical, let's ponder the whims of the monarchy. If King Charles fails to mention Senator Papahatziharalambrous this year, or if the coveted Order of Australia Medal eludes these broad shoulders, or worse, if the nomination for 'Australian of the Year' slips through the cracks again, well, it might just be a sign of the bloody times.
In this era of wokeness, where the absurd sometimes trumps the authentic, the demise of larrikinism and the demise of a good sense of humor are lamentable losses. As the pendulum swings towards political correctness, let's raise a toast to the days when a witty remark was just a witty remark and not an affront. At least some of us, are trying to keep the larrikin spirit alive.
In conclusion, here's a nod to the anthem of my Australian existence:
Australian Born. Australian Bred.
And when I'm gone, I'll be an Australian Dead!
Happy Australia Day, fellow punters! May the barbies sizzle, the Vegemite flow, and the wattle blossom in our hearts. Enjoy a couple of frothies and wines too. Cheers to the sunburnt land we proudly call home!
God Bless Australia!
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🚨 Download Your Very Own FREE Copy Of Animal Farm, By George Orwell. Link Below To My Page. Enjoy!
G'day Punters, as promised, now delivered. Here's the link to download your very own copy of Animal Farm, by George Orwell, to read on your smartphone, tablet, laptop, computer, or online for FREE! Click the Link below, but first take a look at my "How to Download Free PDF File" video for all grouse punters - who want to make sure, this ain't no Puckle Street scam 🤪😂
Senator Papahatziharalambrous Presents: https://archive.org/details/animal-farm-by-george-orwell_202401
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First Played On Radio In Australia In 1968. What Happened To Us? Listen Before It's Banned Again
First played on radio in Australia in 1968. How prophetic. What happened to us Aussies? Listen before it's banned again!
*Apologies for the sound, this is the last known recording
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Animal Farm (1954): An Animated Allegory of Revolution and Betrayal
In this classic animated film, "Animal Farm," the barnyard becomes a stage for a compelling allegory of rebellion, politics, and the pitfalls of utopia. Subscribe now to my YouTube channel to experience the power of George Orwell's timeless narrative, brought to life by directors John Halas and Joy Batchelor.
Plot Summary:
The farm's animals, led by the visionary pig Old Major, revolt against their human oppressor, dreaming of a society where all creatures are equal. However, their pursuit of freedom takes a dark turn as the pigs, notably Napoleon, seize power. The film masterfully parallels the Russian Revolution, with characters representing historical figures like Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, and Josef Stalin.
Relevance Today:
Delve into the layers of political satire as the film uncovers the machinations of propaganda, embodied by the persuasive Squealer. Discover how Boxer, the loyal workhorse, symbolizes the toiling masses, reflecting the plight of laborers and workers in revolutionary upheavals.
CIA Involvement:
Uncover the intriguing history behind the film's production, funded in part by the CIA. Explore how this involvement shaped the narrative, providing a unique lens through which to view the complexities of power, manipulation, and geopolitics during the Cold War era.
Maurice Denham's Voice Mastery:
Marvel at the vocal prowess of Maurice Denham, who breathes life into every character in this animated drama. His nuanced performance captures the essence of Orwell's tale, enhancing the emotional depth and impact of each scene.
A Free Gift for You:
As a token of appreciation for your support, this animated masterpiece is available for FREE to all my subscribers on various social media platforms. Join me in dissecting the layers of meaning, exploring the parallels with our contemporary world, and reflecting on the cautionary tale that is "Animal Farm."
Subscribe, like, share, and engage with this thought-provoking content that transcends time. Together, let's navigate the nuances of political discourse and unravel the threads of history woven into this animated classic.
Remember, the truth lies not just in the narrative of "Animal Farm" but in the conversations it sparks. Join me on this journey of intellectual exploration, where every voice matters. Subscribe now and be part of the conversation.
Stay informed, stay inspired, and let the allegorical brilliance of "Animal Farm" resonate with you.
Senator Papahatziharalambrous Presents: Animal Farm
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If I Were The Bunyip (Or The Devil) By Senator Papahatziharalambrous
If I Were The Bunyip (Or The Devil) Written By Senator Papahatziharalambrous
G'day, Punters! If I were the bunyip, or the devil, lurking in the shadows of the Southern Cross, I'd aim to cast a shadow over this sunburnt land. I'd snag a good chunk of the Outback and claim most of the seaboard population, but I'd thirst for more, especially the juiciest mango on the Aussie tree - you.
So, I'd kick off with a sly move to take over the Land Down Under. I'd start by putting the bite on the bush churches, beginning with a cunning campaign of whispers. Crafty as a croc, I'd hiss in your ear, just like I did to Eve: "Do whatever floats your boomerang." To the young, I'd murmur that the Dreamtime and the Bible is a tall tale. I'd convince the kids that Aussies cooked up the gods instead of the other way round. I'd spin a yarn that what's dodgy is ace, and what's ace is daggy. And to the old, I'd teach a prayer, "Our Mate in Canberra..."
Then, I'd get me act together. I'd give Aussie authors a crash course in making ripper adult reads so that anything else would seem more boring than a cricket match without a sausage sizzle. I'd sling some gear to those who fancy a trip, and I'd pitch the amber fluid to ladies and gents of top-notch standing. I'd calm the rest with pills, because if there's one thing Aussies can't resist, it's a good pillie.
If I were the bunyip, I'd stir up families, have them squabbling like magpies over a meat pie. Churches would be at it like drop bears in mating season, and nations would be duking it out like kangaroos in a territorial spat, until each, in its turn, was done for. And with promises of more eyeballs, I'd have the media spinning yarns hotter than a summer arvo.
If I were the bunyip, I'd egg on schools to sharpen young brains but leave emotions as raw as a sunburnt back. I'd tell teachers to let the kids run amok. Before you knew it, every school gate would have drug-sniffing dogs and metal detectors, because nothing says 'Straya like a thorough security check.
Give me a decade, and I'd have the lockups bursting at the seams, with judges spruiking smut. Soon enough, I'd boot the old man upstairs from your place, the courthouse, the school, and then Parliament House. In the churches, I'd swap out faith for Freud and worship the god of gadgets. I'd lure the holy folks into some dodgy dealings with the young ones and the church kitty. If I were the bunyip, I'd make Easter symbolized by a Tim Tam egg, and Christmas by a stubby.
If I were the bunyip, I'd snatch from the hard yakka class and hand it to the sheilas and blokes who reckon hard yakka is for galahs, until I'd snuffed out the go-getter spirit. Then, I'd roll out my police force to get everyone back on the tools. I'd infiltrate the unions and encourage more bludging, less elbow grease. Idle hands are my best workers. Wanna bet I couldn't get entire states to back betting as the way to strike gold?
I'd convince the young that tying the knot is as dated as a Hills Hoist, that swinging is more ripper, and that what's on the telly and social media is the only reality to strive for. And thus, I could strip you bare in public and lead you into bed with bugs that no doctor's got a cure for.
In other words, if I were the bunyip, I'd just keep right on doing what he's doing, with an Aussie accent and a cheeky grin.
Cheers to keeping it fair dinkum, mates! 🍻
*Apologies to Paul Harvey's classic, with a true-blue Aussie twist.
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🚨 Message from the unReal Pwime Mwinister Alco of Australia: January Is Australian Pride Month! 🇦🇺
🚨 Message from the unReal Pwime Mwinister Alco of Australia: January Is Australian Pride Month! 🇦🇺
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Conservatives Are Their Own Worst Enemies! 👀 Self Indulgent Rant
🚨 BREAKING: Not one conservative, fighting against the woke cancel culture vultures helped The Aussie Senators with studio time, or radio and tv play. It’s almost as if the right is its own worst enemy. The “End The Duopoly” album, was going to be the greatest gift to Australians! Four years of freebies, I gave my heart and soul. Not bad for an old bloke who can’t sing, but has a big heart and bollocks! I never made a cent 👊⚔️🇦🇺 #ForAustralia
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HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE Punters! A Satirical Romp Through 2023 and a Glimpse into 2024!
Senator Papahatziharalambrous' New Year Extravaganza: A Satirical Romp Through 2023 and a Glimpse into the Future! If you only watch one video this year 🤣
G’day to all my ripper followers, Senator Papahatziharalambrous here, and what a year it's been, or as we say in Australia, a year that's been more confusing than Keith Andrews (Dan's Husband) trying to get through a roundabout.
2023: The Year That Was
Now, let's cast our minds back, shall we? In 2023, we witnessed more twists and turns than a platypus trying to write a Shakespearean tragedy. We had politicians not delivering on promises they made during another bullshit election campaign, bureaucrats forcing their woke agendas on the hard working punter, and, of course, the grand spectacle of the never-ending saga called "Let's Throw Freedom, Democracy and Common Sense Out the Window."
But fear not, my dear followers, for I have braved this tumultuous journey with you, armed with the unassailable shield of common sense, a sense of humor sharper than a kangaroo's kick to Penny Wong’s bollocks, and a healthy dose of skepticism that would make a seasoned detective blush.
2023 Highlights: The Good, The Bad, and The Bizarre
In 2023, we saw the unveiling of the "Misinformation and Disinformation Bill," a masterpiece that attempted to redefine reality faster than you could say "Dan Andrews Is A Fucking Cunt." It's almost like they need to make it a crime to question anything, but hey, who needs critical thinking anyway?
On a brighter note, my fellow Aussies, we've witnessed the resilience of the true blue spirit during the relentless lockdowns. We became experts in finding creative ways to spend time outdoors past the one hour allowed and Hitleresque curfew, and some of us even managed to turn our garages into makeshift pubs, err gyms for our mates from the high raise community flats to escape the Vicstapo. I say, if life gives you lemons, throw the moldy ones at your failed Elected Representatives!
2024: A Papahatziharalambrous Vision
Now, my friends, let's turn our gaze towards 2024, the year I predict will be more surprising than finding a kangaroo doing politically incorrect stand-up comedy in the Outback.
Firstly, justice must prevail for those who knowingly pushed an experimental jab that was neither safe nor effective. I expect them to be held accountable faster than you can say "Koala-ty control."
Next up, the grand spectacle of the 2024 elections. Brace yourselves, for I predict Trump will not only run but will win by a landslide. It'll be a victory sweeter than Vegemite, err honey on toast.
And let's not forget our dear friend, ex-Premier Dan Andrews. My wish for him is to find his utopia, a place where he can fully embrace his authoritarian tendencies. I hear North Korea is lovely this time of year. Happy to drive you and your family to the airport, if you promise to never come back, ya cunt.
Lastly punters, in 2024, let's usher in the comeback of common sense. Let's make it so common that even politicians start using it. It's time to drain the billabong of nonsense, tip out the rats from Parliament, and Make The West Grouse Again!
Cheers to you, my wonderful followers, and here's to a New Year filled with laughs, freedom, and a few surprises that even this old Aussie couldn't predict. May your 2024 be as grouse as a barbie on Bondi Beach, or a Barbie in bed, the kitchen bench, in the shower, and on the bonnet of your car!
And remember, God loves laughter.
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Why is it that those who HATE our way of life, never leave Australia to live in communist China? 🤔
Why is it that those who HATE our way of life, never leave Australia and go to live in communist China, or one of their other dream nations like Somalia, Pakistan, Cuba or their ultimate ideal state of North Korea? 🤔
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My New Year's Resolution 2024 Making Australia Grouse Again! Aunt Gina Rinehart Might Want To Donate
My New Year's Resolution 2024: Making Australia Grouse Again!
G’day Punters,
As the clock ticks down on 2023, I find myself making a resolution that transcends the usual promises of hitting the gym or cutting back on Salt and Vinegar chips. No, this resolution is about something much bigger—the future of our great southern land.
In 2024, I, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, will be leading the charge with the For Australia Party. Our mission? To drain the billabong of corrupt politics, tip out the rats from Parliament, and, above all, to truly make Australia grouse again!
But here's the rub, mates. I can't do it alone. This isn't your usual political campaign—it's a call to action. It's a plea for Aussies to rise from their slumber and recognize that true change is not only possible but necessary.
We're not just fighting against the tired ALP-LNP duopoly; we're battling the worst enemy of all—apathy. Australians have been lulled into a sense of political inertia, convinced that all politicians are the same. Well, let me tell you, we are not cut from the same cloth.
I’m leading the charge for genuine change, for putting Australians first. Your country needs you, and together, we deserve better.
From advocating term limits to championing nuclear power, the For Australia Manifesto is more than just a list of promises; it's a commitment to a new era. It's time to shake off the shackles of 80 years of duopoly failure and chart a course towards a brighter future.
But I can’t do it without your support. From grassroots involvement to political donations, every bit counts. Join the movement to reclaim our great states and reshape the destiny of this sunburnt land.
The majority of Australians want their country back, and together, we can make it happen. Visit The For Australia Manifesto: https://christosharisopoulos.wordpress.com/for-australia-manifesto to get a taste of the vision we’re striving for.
In the spirit of true Aussie mateship, let's make 2024 the year we took our destiny into our own hands. God Bless Australia!
Cheers,
Senator Papahatziharalambrous aka Christos Harisopoulos #ForAustralia! 👊⚔️🇦🇺
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MERRY CHRISTMAS PATRIOTS
MERRY CHRISTMAS: A GROUSE TIME TO REFLECT
The Senator's Christmas Message 2023 (PM Alco Might Want To Take Note)
G'day Patriots -
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Always was, always will be MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Always was, always will be MERRY CHRISTMAS! Am I doing this right, you intolerable, miserable, communist hypocrites 😂
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Merry Christmas from Uncle ConSpiroCy Australia!
Ya neva getta da Christmas message from that Malaka Albo, he’s too busy overseas fucking spiders and pretending he’s macho like Freddie from Queen, but we know. Merry Christmas from Uncle ConSpiroCy Australia! God Bless Australians and everyone who loves and respects us gamoto.
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Dear communist cunts of YouTube. Go fuck yourselves
The communist cunts at YouTube have banned Senator Papahatziharalambrous because of my post, “I’ll never tire singing Dan Andrews is a fucking cunt!” These far-left extremists show democracy is weak, if we call out anyone on the left, but strong if you curse anyone on the right
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Uncle ConSpiroCy’s on the Tucker Carlson Network called, “Dan Andrews Is A F*cking C*nt!”
Uncle ConSpiroCy has a new program on the Tucker Carlson Network called, “Dan Andrews Is A F*cking C*nt!” 👀
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ARE YOU OVER-TAXED, UNDER-REPRESENTED, NOT WOKE, LAW-ABIDDING, AND PISSED-OFF AUSSIE CITIZEN? 🤔
ARE YOU OVER-TAXED, UNDER-REPRESENTED, NOT WOKE, LAW-ABIDDING, AND PISSED-OFF AUSSIE CITIZEN? 🤔
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A conservative artist is the most rebellious spirit that you can envision
Artists are meant to be rebellious, and a conservative artist is the most rebellious spirit that you can envision. Don’t take my word for it. Look at the chaos, err art I’ve done in the past several years, and the best is yet to come. Suffer 😝🤣
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