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A Completely Inappropriate Parody Video About Fani Willis
Fani Willis, while indicting Donal Trump on election fraud, disclosed in court that she was screwing a subordinate and took cash from her campaign to pay him for a good time. Amazing!
Verse
They say I'm a corrupt DA
Cause while the boss of Nathan Wade
I wanted him to fornicate with me
Fornicate with me
He wasn't the only thing I tapped
My campaign account had quite a stash
So I snapped up all that cash for me
To vacation in luxury
Chorus
Fani is my name I needed to get laid
I can't control my lust at work I'm randy
So maybe they should spay spay spay spay spay me
So I can't smugly bump uglies.
Fani is my name on the beauty score I am a four
I'll pay a couple Gs If you put it in my back door
And I will shake my ass til you explode like a claymore
Then leave you cash in my dresser drawer
Verse 2
My bank account was drained
So Nathan funded our trips away
Then I got him a job that paid
Over Six hundred fifty K from tax payers
Chorus
Fani is my name I needed to get laid
I can't control my lust at work I'm randy
So maybe they should spay spay spay spay spay me
So I can't smugly bump uglies.
Fani is my name on the beauty score I am a four
I'll pay a couple Gs If you put it in my back door
And I will shake my ass until til you explode like a claymore
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Let's Be Cannibals In Haiti
Are roving hordes of cannibals terrorizing the streets of Haiti? We're not there, so how could we know? But if we were there, and if we were invited to a barbecue we would go. And if at that barbecue we were offered a nice medium rare lower leg, how could we refuse it? In would be impolite! Chomp chomp chomp. Let's be cannibals!
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Katie Britt, America's Psycho Mom: A Parody!
Recently, America was introduced to the quiet but extremely intense Katie Britt, U.S. Senator from the state of Alabama. In her State of the Union response she scolded, she finger-wagged, and she somehow managed to ground us all. Enjoy a parody!
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Katie Britt America's psycho Mom
She'll stab your date while chaperoning your prom
You better run run from this mother so you don't get smothered
Katie Britt America's psycho Mom
The devil's Karen uses saccharine charm
to lure you. She'll nag nag nag ya until you self harm
Verse
Don't talk back at the Walmart checkout
She won't call your manager just slap you in the mouth
Better do your chores or you're in deep shit
And if you miss curfew she will torch your bed with you in it
Chorus
Katie Britt America's psycho Mom
The devil's Karen uses saccharine charm
to lure you. She'll nag nag nag ya until you self harm
Britt would rather smother you in the crib
Than risk you growing up to turn into a lib
Better run run runaway from home if you want to live
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A Completely Inappropriate Parody Video About Fani Willis
Fani Willis, while indicting Donal Trump on election fraud, disclosed in court that she was screwing a subordinate and took cash from her campaign to pay him for a good time. Amazing!
Verse
They say I'm a corrupt DA
Cause while the boss of Nathan Wade
I wanted him to fornicate with me
Fornicate with me
He wasn't the only thing I tapped
My campaign account had quite a stash
So I snapped up all that cash for me
To vacation in luxury
Chorus
Fani is my name I needed to get laid
I can't control my lust at work I'm randy
So maybe they should spay spay spay spay spay me
So I can't smugly bump uglies.
Fani is my name on the beauty score I am a four
I'll pay a couple Gs If you put it in my back door
And I will shake my ass til you explode like a claymore
Then leave you cash in my dresser drawer
Verse 2
My bank account was drained
So Nathan funded our trips away
Then I got him a job that paid
Over Six hundred fifty K from tax payers
Chorus
Fani is my name I needed to get laid
I can't control my lust at work I'm randy
So maybe they should spay spay spay spay spay me
So I can't smugly bump uglies.
Fani is my name on the beauty score I am a four
I'll pay a couple Gs If you put it in my back door
And I will shake my ass until til you explode like a claymore
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A Parody Video About Kamala Harris
Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamala Harris
We make parody videos of the powerful elite. This time, it's Kamala Harris! The only person on Earth who can make Joe Biden look competent.
Verse 1
When Biden chose Kamala to be his VP
He knew she would guarantee his job security
No one on Earth is better cover
For the vegetable in chief (cutout broccoli)
They didn't replace him for her even when they discovered
He gets lost on stage and poops his briefs
Chorus
Kamala Harris
A Fwee-dumb VP (play Fweedom sample)
Hated Universally
It takes a simpleton to be Biden's political beard
He won't get impeached cause that would put you in the president's seat
Verse 2
How can such an ignoramus
Pass the bar and get a law degree?
She repeats her words and her phrases
And hopes at some point she'll figure out what they mean
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Mitch The Glitch, Staring Mitch McConnell
Mitch McConnell, Senate minority leader sometimes unexpectedly freezes up! A song about that :)
Verse 1
Here's a man that's gonna freeze up sometimes
An octogenarian losing faculties
Better as a coat rack than leading the senate minority
Or taken to to the woods where we can plant him like a tree
Or lube him up to be a toy for Aidan Maese-Czeropski
Chorus
Mitch The Glitch, Glitchy Mitch, Now Freeze
Verse 1
How do we know when to interrupt him
Maybe we should wake him up now by giving him a whack.
Does he have a chip we can get a tech bro in here to hack
Jumper cables and a car battery to restart his ass
Or encase him in carbonite and give him to Jabba The Hut after Empire Strikes Back
Chorus
Mitch The Glitch, Glitchy Mitch
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A More Appropriate Song For The NYPD Dance Team
The NYPD thinks it's more appropriate to use taxpayer funds on a dance team, than solving murders and cleaning up the subways.
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