Let's Be Cannibals In Haiti

Are roving hordes of cannibals terrorizing the streets of Haiti? We're not there, so how could we know? But if we were there, and if we were invited to a barbecue we would go. And if at that barbecue we were offered a nice medium rare lower leg, how could we refuse it? In would be impolite! Chomp chomp chomp. Let's be cannibals!