EdwardSchaffer

The corpse of Osama was dropped by the US Navy somewhere in the Arabian sea, after he was dispatched by Delta Force near Islamabad, Pakistan, off the coast of India (timpani) on May 2 2011... When it is dropped, three barracudas see it coming down. The barracudas debate (three separate choral fonts) argue among themselves about the fact that a long beard is difficult to chew through, and that there is a gaping hole in the side of the body's head with goo coming out. One barracuda even brings up the fact that Greenpeace should be contacted because dumping toxic waste like this body might be an environmental hazard. In the end they all feast on the corpse, with one barracuda saying at the end how tasty it was.

The computer game Zombie Island had the zombie dig for treasure 5 times a day

The spary pants pup from Emma's litter

The string orchestra version of the carnival waltz

Yes, this march is truly diabolical in mood

Birds in the San Diego Zoo, safe and flying all over. Just don't look up with your mouth open

The tie between mathematics and music is not in dispute. My weird orchestral prelude

On the passing of the great tenor, I wrote this.

Simple Prelude for a Harpsichord

The German Shepherd, Zita, my Wife's favorite, and her joy at tormenting squirrels

Opening of Mulholland Fountain, Ballet

Mood piece - Some material used in the Easter movement of Symphony 11

I set of variations on the Scottish folksong. The second variation is with bagpipe, of course

Ninth in a series based on paintings of JMW Turner (1775-1851)

Eighth in a series of paintings by JMW Turner

Thirteenth in a series of paintings by JMW Turner (1775-1851)

Originally intended to be six pieces, this is the only one I finished. The pizzicato is the quark moving around inside a proton

fifth and final in a series of folksong arrangements

fourth in a series of folksong arrangements

second in a series of folksong arrangements

third in a series of folksong arrangements

First movement of arrangements of Folksongs suite

The third labor of Hercules was to capture the Cernyean Hind (Deer) . Unfortunately he shot the deer with an arrow and that angered the deer's protector, the Goddess Diana, So he healed the deer, and Diana forgave him

Part of the Modus suite - Phrygian - Mode III

Hero Hercules, and his second labor - to deal with the seven headed serpent, including burying the head that breathed fire