Danse Macabre (Part I) (April 2020)
A babbling Andrew engages in autism LARP, arranging a mini woutine board while modeling a very, very yellow diaper for the viewing audience. When he tires of pacing, he sits down and begins to organize his larger woutine board. One of the earliest sightings of the leg 'sours'.
Original title: Life skills. - Bed time... - sorry I never like pants on. I didn't know was wet at this point
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
3
views
Danse Macabre (Part 2) (April 2020)
A continuation of “Life skills. - Bed time... - sorry I never like pants on. didn't know was wet at this point”. More autism LARPing, more babbling, and a pooping tutorial at 25:40 which shows that Andrew doesn't need diapers as he claims he does. Disgusting tooth brushing tutorial at 35 minutes.
Also, bunch of nonsense about Andrew saying he needs his head towards the East when he sleeps.
Original title: Life skills - Bed Time... - sorry no pants on.
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
3
views
“My Struggle” (April 2020)
It's the eternal struggle between man and drawstrings. Andrew offers the viewer this masterclass in performative autism free of charge, wandering around his hotel room, mumbling to himself and pretending to cry. He has twubble.
Original title: My struggle
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
3
views
All Tuckered Out From Crossing the Street (April 2020)
Andrew crosses the street successfully while pretending to cry and be 'skeert'. The journey ends in his motel room, where he continues pretending to cry and babble to himself. The video concludes with Andrew 'realizing' he had been recording all along. What a twist.
Original title: I am struggling crossing the street with
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
3
views
Into The Trash (April 2020)
Andrew didn't get his way, so he throws out a pharmacy's worth of medication. Also worth mentioning, Andrew isn't eating the home cooked meals Tom brings him.
Original title: Dad can neglect me and abuse me so can I neglect myself
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
5
views
“My room is messy and I want help” (April 2020)
Revolting visuals of Andrew's hotel room. Pizza lies forgotten in a box while diapers rot away in the bathroom (3:42).
Original title: My room is messy and I want help
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
3
views
Taking Out The Trash (April 2020)
Andrew throws out more of his medications because he's bean bewst. “Watch me throw my diapers out next!”
Original title: Threw away medical stuff
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
4
views
“I am fony boloni” (April 2020)
Leaving another motel, Andrew returns his room key and volunteers his father to pick up all of his diapers, stim toys, and other junk.
Original title: I am fony boloni
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
2
views
“Dad You Don't Help Me!” (April 2020)
When confronted with the truth, Andrew does what he does best: a Head Banging Meltdown™
Original title: Thank dad for playing with me and allowing me to hurt my head
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
2
views
“No One Wants to Give A Fat Fuck!” (April 2020)
Andrew yells at a dispatcher then bickers with an officer over his badge ID number- all things one would typically do during an 'emergency'.
Original title: I am bleeding because of my diaper issue made fun of by police and still waiting for help
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
2
views
“I Killed 10 People” (April 2020)
First instance of Andrew falsely admitting to killing 10 people in a lazy attempt to manipulate the system so that he can get into the ultimate group home.
Original title: I admitted guilt to something I didn't do to get help to police
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
Don't Sign It, Tom (April 2020)
Andrew scrawls out a list of demands that Tom must abide by before Andrew will behave and no longer put his 'family matters' on YouTube (read: record his family against their will, remove videos that are currently up).
Original title: Dad, I want to be better and this I think can help us work together and communicate better
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
2
views
“Praise Me, Mom!” (April 2020)
Voicemails for Latisse and Lynette, both with AD pretending to cry.
Call to Jan where AD threatens to run out into traffic because 'a light was bothering him'. Andrew also believes Jan doesn't praise him enough.
Original title: Facebook video #2796770250420480
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
2
views
“I Killed 10 People in Buffalo just to Try and Get a Group Home.” (April 2020)
Andrew continues his 'I Killed 10 People” saga, admitting his imagined misdeeds to two officers, wasting their time and preventing them from responding to actual, non-imaginary crimes. Disgusting, soiled bed shown at 2:30.
“You got pizza boxes all over the place.” - Officer Weis
“I'm not eating right now. Because of what your officer said earlier, because I poop only because I want people to change my diaper. Really?” -Andrew Ditch
Original title: Police officers
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: April 2020
3
views
Andrew Ditch: Squatch Watch Season 2 Episode 7
An envious Andrew copes and seethes while his father Tom is cared for in a rehabilitation facility.
Other Andyverse channels:
Poopsquatch 2.0: https://www.youtube.com/@andrewditch
Abestpcs: https://www.youtube.com/@AbestpcsOfficial
Baby Andy - Diapered Deviant: https://www.youtube.com/@babyandydiapereddeviant
Andrew Ditch Vlogs: https://www.youtube.com/@andrewditchvlogs4431
Marshal Gaming: https://www.youtube.com/@marshall627
The Baby Andy Archive:
archive.org/details/babyandyarchive
The Poopsquatch Archive on Rumble:
https://rumble.com/c/PoopsquatchArchive
Channels frequented or frequently mentioned by the Poopsquatch:
Kaiju Talk Radio (Rumble): @kajiutalkradio1994
Cosmic Brooke: https://www.youtube.com/@cosmicbrooke81
Trash Panda: https://www.youtube.com/@trashpanda6032
Lightning McQueen: https://www.youtube.com/@lightningmcqueen4202
------------------------------
Andrew Ditch, a man diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder, has been arrested multiple times for endangering the well being of his family. One arrest (November 2019) was for poisoning his family by putting Epsom salt in their coffee maker. A later arrest (March 2020) was for using an oil diffuser to trigger his mother's breathing issues (he claims this act was a failed attempt to use a 'coping skill'). All of the above information has been obtained through videos that Andrew himself uploads to YouTube.
Andrew is a documented medical malingerer, and all of his claims of illnesses should be taken with a grain of (Epsom) salt. This channel DOES NOT condone or encourage any one to contact Andrew Ditch; these videos are uploaded for strictly archival reasons. Feel free to share, reupload, repost any videos featured here to your own archives.
81
views
2
comments
"He Discovered that Bowel Movements Felt Good in the Diaper" (March 2020)
One of the most damning pieces of evidence in Ditchstory, with Andrew's bizarre behavior retold to a clinician by Andrew's mother. Jan often reiterates that many of Andrew's bad behaviors are new and his more stereotypical 'autistic' traits appeared only after he was correctly diagnosed by Dr. Santamaria with schizoaffective disorder, Andrew's correct diagnosis and one he refuses to accept to this day.
Original title: I fake - mom walked away because she knew I caught her
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020
Transcript of important quotes:
"Mother states that he wants others to do everything for him. Mom states that "he wants control" and "he is lazy"."
"Parents rented an apartment for him- mom was paying rent for 8 months until she couldn't pay anymore due to sudden surgery- lived alone."
"Mother states that Andrew abused them verbally, mentally, and had gone after mother (prompting neighbors to call police), as Andrew had knife at mom's back."
"Applied on his own, got a full time job at McDonald's- working nights for 1.5 years. He was let go from McDonald's then stayed home and did nothing all day."
"Can use a stove top and oven and microwave- he knows how to cook- chili, can makea sandwich (bologna, ham), can cook eggs, made a chicken dinner for parents ("it was so good, I couldn't believe he did it. He got the recipe off the Internet.").
"Mom states that "he is incontinent" but she is "not sure how bad that is." Initially started around 20 or 22 and it was just urine- until he discovered that "bowel movements felt good in the diaper and all of the sudden he couldn't make it to the bathroom."
"Mom states that he would fake bladder infections by dying the toilet red (but she knew, as she was a nurse, that this was not so). Mom states that Andrew wears a diaper so that he can "sit in front of the computer for hours on end and not get up. He said that he knows when to go."
"He is capable of cleaning up after himself but won't "because he's lazy" and "wants everyone to clean him up."
"At about 20 (when the incontinence began), "he was adamant about briefs- he wanted tab diapers and wanted someone to put them on for him. Mom helped him in the beginning then told him to do it himself, which he did."
"He then started to talk about an Autism diagnosis "about a year and a half ago, in the fall." She stated that he "did not act like he had autism before going to Santa Maria in November 2017." Mom recalled the diagnosis of Schizo-Affective Disorder- which he disagreed with and told her "I don't have Schizophrenia."
"Mom recalls that Andrew started talking about "meltdowns" and being "overwhelmed" "about 6 months ago." She recalls he started headbanging "3 months ago" and noted that the behavior has become more frequent and intense every time he does not get his way."
"Mom and Dad believe that he wants "somebody to cater to him" and that his "inability" to care for himself is out of choice, not due to the inability to due so."
15
views
Hotel Room Tour (March 2020)
"One good thing for YouTube, Andy don't get hungry so that's one good thing."
Andrew complains about Tom not bringing him anything he needs while showing the viewer the contents of his disgusting, cluttered hotel room. Soiled puppy pads at 0:10 and 3:30.
Original title: My items I have in my possession as of 230 on march 19
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020
17
views
"Andy Can Starve" Head Banging Meltdown (March 2020)
Head Banging Meltdown™ at 4:44.
Choice Quotes:
"You're a garbage puh- fucking piece of shit garbage lying dad" (1:00)
"I caught Richard Hassler(?) in a fuckin' lie you piece of goddamn cunt ass dick." (3:57)
Andrew viciously berates his father for not buying him the food he wants despite claiming in a previous video (My items I have in my possession as of 230 on march 19, 'Hotel Room Tour' on this channel) that 'Andy don't feel hungry'.
Original title: Wonder why I record everything
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020
12
views
“Get Him Away From Me!” (Meltdown, March 2020)
“You haven't paid rent.” - Jan (4:55)
Andrew argues with Tom about money and hiring a lawyer. Tom accurately mimics Andrew's endless whining. Skip to 6:00 for a tantrum.
Original title: Dad threat me with my language problem to ge me arrested but I have it on recording
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020
33
views
"Grose house on Morgan" (March 2020)
The original dirty house tour circa 2020. A precarious Jenga tower of diaper boxes greet you at the entrance to the Ditch homestead. Dare to venture further into the hoard and you will see: Andrew's swim diapers, protest signs, and soiled puppy pads. Rate Andrew's gaming rig in the comments.
Original title: Grose house on Morgan
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020
6
views
"Poop Rags" (March 2020)
Supplemental video to 'Grose House on Morgan'. Earliest known footage of the downstairs bathroom before Andrew's excrement seeped into the floor causing it to rapidly deteriorate, creating the hole we see in current videos. Note the wilting walls along the sides of the bathtub.
28
views
"Go To YouTube Dot Com, Search My Name" (March 2020)
After shouting a bunch of nonsense at two officers, they accompany Andrew back to his room at the Scottish Inn.
Around 6:30, the officer asks Andrew if he is cold and Andrew responds that he is 'A little cold' and that his hands are cold, contradictory to his claim that he cannot feel cold due to his autism.
Soiled bed at 12:28.
Original title: This was yesterday, these 3 police officers are really nice and feel bad about this entire mess fro
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020
144
views
2
comments
"Don't Cook! Don't Be Near Me!" (March 2020)
Andrew screams at Tom demanding he Tom be on the first floor of the family home, not even to cook in his own kitchen. Andrew then claims he feels as though he is having a heart attack (he is not).
Original title: Mom had chest pains from my dad doing this to me
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020
22
views
Baby's First Prank Call (March 2020)
Original title: Eddie Has tourette's and sensory problems and married a lady 25 years older
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020
9
views
Tom: "You Spent All Your Fuckin' Money." (March 2020)
Andrew annoys Tom and Jan about guardianship. Footage from inside the home circa March 2020.
Original title: I am showing YouTube my begging for help from my family and it requires them to help me get the serv
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020
12
views