AndrewDitchThePoopsquatch

Andrew once again admits to using threats of self harm as a tool to manipulate others into getting what he wants in the first seconds of this video: “This is the only time my dad has ever any remorse, or even my brother Joseph Ditch, when Andy's uh, plotting something just to try to get a 9.41 so I can get a safe place to be so I didn't have to go back to my parents. No this was not an attempt for suicide. No this was never ever putting myself in harm's way. It was just talk and a running away from the cab driver from ECMC just to make it look even worse.” - Andrew Ditch, March 2020 Tom: You do not have autism, Andy, you were not diagnosed with it. (1:00) Andrew then plays a series of recordings where he does exactly that. 0:30, 3:23- Calls to Tom and Jan 4:07- Call to Joann 5:00- Call with Joe (who points out Andrew was offered placement and refused it, and didn't used to behave how he does now, and behaved better when on Abilify) 15:00- Call with Joann and Andrew's family 16:30- Call to 'NGRN' (A shelter) [After this call, Andrew flips between recordings like TV channels, very little of interest is said.] 41:00- Bizarre Community Missions call Original title: I only good enough when I stage a suicide to get a place to live safety Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

Shouting begins at 31:00 Despite Tom stating that he is having trouble breathing, Andrew rambles endlessly about how his so called 'needs' are not being met. Tom's arrest is discussed and Andrew demands Jan and Tom pay for a place for him to live. Andrew: I had the ability to build computers and forecast weather learning that stuff on my own. (22:04) Original title: Thanks mom for sticking up to me Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

After shouting a bunch of nonsense at two officers, they accompany Andrew back to his room at the Scottish Inn. Around 6:30, the officer asks Andrew if he is cold and Andrew responds that he is 'A little cold' and that his hands are cold, contradictory to his claim that he cannot feel cold due to his autism. Soiled bed at 12:28. Original title: This was yesterday, these 3 police officers are really nice and feel bad about this entire mess fro Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

One of the most damning pieces of evidence in Ditchstory, with Andrew's bizarre behavior retold to a clinician by Andrew's mother. Jan often reiterates that many of Andrew's bad behaviors are new and his more stereotypical 'autistic' traits appeared only after he was correctly diagnosed by Dr. Santamaria with schizoaffective disorder, Andrew's correct diagnosis and one he refuses to accept to this day. Original title: I fake - mom walked away because she knew I caught her Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020 Transcript of important quotes: "Mother states that he wants others to do everything for him. Mom states that "he wants control" and "he is lazy"." "Parents rented an apartment for him- mom was paying rent for 8 months until she couldn't pay anymore due to sudden surgery- lived alone." "Mother states that Andrew abused them verbally, mentally, and had gone after mother (prompting neighbors to call police), as Andrew had knife at mom's back." "Applied on his own, got a full time job at McDonald's- working nights for 1.5 years. He was let go from McDonald's then stayed home and did nothing all day." "Can use a stove top and oven and microwave- he knows how to cook- chili, can makea sandwich (bologna, ham), can cook eggs, made a chicken dinner for parents ("it was so good, I couldn't believe he did it. He got the recipe off the Internet."). "Mom states that "he is incontinent" but she is "not sure how bad that is." Initially started around 20 or 22 and it was just urine- until he discovered that "bowel movements felt good in the diaper and all of the sudden he couldn't make it to the bathroom." "Mom states that he would fake bladder infections by dying the toilet red (but she knew, as she was a nurse, that this was not so). Mom states that Andrew wears a diaper so that he can "sit in front of the computer for hours on end and not get up. He said that he knows when to go." "He is capable of cleaning up after himself but won't "because he's lazy" and "wants everyone to clean him up." "At about 20 (when the incontinence began), "he was adamant about briefs- he wanted tab diapers and wanted someone to put them on for him. Mom helped him in the beginning then told him to do it himself, which he did." "He then started to talk about an Autism diagnosis "about a year and a half ago, in the fall." She stated that he "did not act like he had autism before going to Santa Maria in November 2017." Mom recalled the diagnosis of Schizo-Affective Disorder- which he disagreed with and told her "I don't have Schizophrenia." "Mom recalls that Andrew started talking about "meltdowns" and being "overwhelmed" "about 6 months ago." She recalls he started headbanging "3 months ago" and noted that the behavior has become more frequent and intense every time he does not get his way." "Mom and Dad believe that he wants "somebody to cater to him" and that his "inability" to care for himself is out of choice, not due to the inability to due so."

Supplemental video to 'Grose House on Morgan'. Earliest known footage of the downstairs bathroom before Andrew's excrement seeped into the floor causing it to rapidly deteriorate, creating the hole we see in current videos. Note the wilting walls along the sides of the bathtub.

The original dirty house tour circa 2020. A precarious Jenga tower of diaper boxes greet you at the entrance to the Ditch homestead. Dare to venture further into the hoard and you will see: Andrew's swim diapers, protest signs, and soiled puppy pads. Rate Andrew's gaming rig in the comments. Original title: Grose house on Morgan Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

“You haven't paid rent.” - Jan (4:55) Andrew argues with Tom about money and hiring a lawyer. Tom accurately mimics Andrew's endless whining. Skip to 6:00 for a tantrum. Original title: Dad threat me with my language problem to ge me arrested but I have it on recording Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

Head Banging Meltdown™ at 4:44. Choice Quotes: "You're a garbage puh- fucking piece of shit garbage lying dad" (1:00) "I caught Richard Hassler(?) in a fuckin' lie you piece of goddamn cunt ass dick." (3:57) Andrew viciously berates his father for not buying him the food he wants despite claiming in a previous video (My items I have in my possession as of 230 on march 19, 'Hotel Room Tour' on this channel) that 'Andy don't feel hungry'. Original title: Wonder why I record everything Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

"One good thing for YouTube, Andy don't get hungry so that's one good thing." Andrew complains about Tom not bringing him anything he needs while showing the viewer the contents of his disgusting, cluttered hotel room. Soiled puppy pads at 0:10 and 3:30. Original title: My items I have in my possession as of 230 on march 19 Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

Andrew and Tom argue over dinner with Andrew pretending he doesn't know how to put out a fire if one were to start. Original title: I only want a group home and dad not stress me out and Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

Andrew annoys Tom and Jan about guardianship. Footage from inside the home circa March 2020. Original title: I am showing YouTube my begging for help from my family and it requires them to help me get the serv Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

Andrew screams at Tom demanding he Tom be on the first floor of the family home, not even to cook in his own kitchen. Andrew then claims he feels as though he is having a heart attack (he is not). Original title: Mom had chest pains from my dad doing this to me Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

Original title: Eddie Has tourette's and sensory problems and married a lady 25 years older Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

Andrew complains about not having any food to eat while showing us food in his motel room. A protest is planned and skillfully crafted picket signs are filmed as is a filthy, unflushed toilet. Original title: Going protesting Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 2020

Other Andyverse channels: Poopsquatch 2.0: https://www.youtube.com/@andrewditch Abestpcs: https://www.youtube.com/@AbestpcsOfficial Baby Andy - Diapered Deviant: https://www.youtube.com/@babyandydiapereddeviant Andrew Ditch Vlogs: https://www.youtube.com/@andrewditchvlogs4431 Marshal Gaming: https://www.youtube.com/@marshall627 The Baby Andy Archive: archive.org/details/babyandyarchive Channels frequented or frequently mentioned by the Poopsquatch: Kaiju Talk Radio (Rumble): @kajiutalkradio1994 Cosmic Brooke: https://www.youtube.com/@cosmicbrooke81 Trash Panda: https://www.youtube.com/@trashpanda6032 Lightning McQueen: https://www.youtube.com/@lightningmcqueen4202 ------------------------------ Andrew Ditch, a man diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder, has been arrested multiple times for endangering the well being of his family. One arrest (November 2019) was for poisoning his family by putting Epsom salt in their coffee maker. A later arrest (March 2020) was for using an oil diffuser to trigger his mother's breathing issues (he claims this act was a failed attempt to use a 'coping skill'). All of the above information has been obtained through videos that Andrew himself uploads to YouTube. Andrew is a documented medical malingerer, and all of his claims of illnesses should be taken with a grain of (Epsom) salt. This channel DOES NOT condone or encourage any one to contact Andrew Ditch; these videos are uploaded for strictly archival reasons. Feel free to share, reupload, repost any videos featured here to your own archives.

The events of April 23, 2024: highlights and commentary. Other Andyverse channels: Poopsquatch 2.0: https://www.youtube.com/@andrewditch Abestpcs: https://www.youtube.com/@AbestpcsOfficial Baby Andy - Diapered Deviant: https://www.youtube.com/@babyandydiapereddeviant Andrew Ditch Vlogs: https://www.youtube.com/@andrewditchvlogs4431 Marshal Gaming: https://www.youtube.com/@marshall627 The Baby Andy Archive: archive.org/details/babyandyarchive Channels frequented or frequently mentioned by the Poopsquatch: Kaiju Talk Radio (Rumble): @kajiutalkradio1994 Cosmic Brooke: https://www.youtube.com/@cosmicbrooke81 Trash Panda: https://www.youtube.com/@trashpanda6032 Lightning McQueen: https://www.youtube.com/@lightningmcqueen4202 ------------------------------ Andrew Ditch, a man diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder, has been arrested multiple times for endangering the well being of his family. One arrest (November 2019) was for poisoning his family by putting Epsom salt in their coffee maker. A later arrest (March 2020) was for using an oil diffuser to trigger his mother's breathing issues (he claims this act was a failed attempt to use a 'coping skill'). All of the above information has been obtained through videos that Andrew himself uploads to YouTube. Andrew is a documented medical malingerer, and all of his claims of illnesses should be taken with a grain of (Epsom) salt. This channel DOES NOT condone or encourage any one to contact Andrew Ditch; these videos are uploaded for strictly archival reasons. Feel free to share, reupload, repost any videos featured here to your own archives.

The earliest documented video recording of a Head Banging Meltdown. Notice how Andrew looks directly into the camera before he begins the performance. Original title: [No Title] Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2019

No audio, only video. Original title: Andrew Ditch was live. Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2020

Andrew rages about an officer who will not arrest his father for 'abusing' him. This recording shows that 'abuse'. Original title: [No title] Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 9, 2020

(Only audio) "I have message for you. Come find me. Skeert! Skin getting eaten up by bugs. If you want to believe me and help me a group home, then find me. I'll be here." Original title: Find me if you can help me be potty trained and have safe help with a group h... Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2020

Andrew pretends to be 'skeert' of his father on a voicemail for Shannon (previous caseworker). Slapping audible around 4:05- whether it's head banging or over the top stimming remains unknown. Original title: My dad scares me the way he is with me. He knows how to treat me. He is like ... Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: May 2020

[No video, only audio] A hysterical Andrew cries to the police about a number of things including but not limited to: - Being 'forced' to live with his parents - His parents won't get him a lawyer so that he can get OPWDD services - Tom 'abusing' him - Tom going to work - The police not arresting Tom - The police not arresting Andrew - The police 'discriminating' Andrew Concludes with a decision to run away. Original title: Andrew Ditch was live. Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2020

22:47 "I'm the diaper man, yeah!" No baby voice or over the top stimming to be seen or heard as Andrew talks about having 'autism'. Incontinence discussed at length and we learn that 'professionals and counselors' have accused Andrew of faking incontinence for attention most of his life. 38:35- passing mention of his actual diagnosis, schizoaffective disorder. Andrew mentions being prescribed Abilify, a medication used to treat schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and major depressive disorder. He also mentions having been on Depakote and Risperdal. Original title: My Struggles with Autism and being Misdiagnosed Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2017

Andrew clearly and coherently introduces himself (no 3rd person, no baby talk) and invites the viewer to contact him with any computer related questions. Perhaps the oldest Andrew video in the archive. Original title: About Andrew from A Best PC's Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: January 17, 2013

Another video remarkable for what doesn't happen. Street traffic, including a car honking, cause no reaction in Andrew other than for him to apologize to the viewer for the ambient noise. No over the top stims, no green headphones. Original title: Cleaning Your PC Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2018