George Mason Univ: Student Assaults Us With Ketchup, Elijah Draws Huge Crowd of Over 100 Students, Muslims Almost Erupt Into Violence, Sodomites Exalt Perversion, Humble Lesbians Seek Truth Toward The End
George Mason Univ: Sodomite Attacks Elijah From Behind, Police Called, Crowd Grows, Muslims Come Out In Force, I Stomp On The Koran, Muslim Lunges Toward Me, Police Called Again, Muslim Arrested, Student Newspaper Interviews Us