Unadjusted Records and Entertainment

A man gets bad customer service and request a refund. I know i have been there...... Lyrics Walked into a restaurant. It was understaffed. Ordered a steak. Took an hour an a half. I ate the the steak and it was kind of burned. So i grabbed the manager by the shirt and i demanded a refund. I WANNA REFUND Look into my eyes and tell me i am lying. I WANNA REFUND! The manager said he couldnt. He was fixing to get the back of my hand. But then he said to me. "I can give you a store credit," I WANNA REFUND Put your credit where the sun dont shine. I WANT A REFUND! I shoved over chairs. I kicked tables around. I threw the gift card display. I called the manager bad names. I WANNA REFUND Uhhh bad boy I WANNA REFUND! Seriously stop being stubborn and give me a damn refund!

A man knows how to drive his girl wild. Grrrr! Lyrics Oh yeah girl you are the light of my life. And everything is going just fine. But i thought i would add a little spice to our love lif. I know exactly what you want and need. I go to the closet slowly. Pick out what i know you like me to wear. Strip off most of my clothing. Then i proceed to dress like a bear. I know you have a thing for the bear costume. I see those goosebumps when you rub my fur for sure. I do a little dance and sing a little tune. Then get down on all fours and i bear my soul to you. No one could understand our connection. I would appreciate if you dont tell anyone about this. Let us make this our little secret. I guess you could say you bring out the animal in me. Grrrrr! I know you have a thing for the bear costume. I see those goosebumps when you rub my fur for sure. I do a little dance and sing a little tune. Then get down on all fours and i bear my soul to you. I will ride you around like a horsey. I can pick you up and give you a piggy back ride. But when i give you bear hugs. You whisper for me to take my time. (My girl is a furry!)

A song about giving a son what he needs...and he needs his medicine. Lyrics Now hey there son what ya doing? On the computer with my credit card? Oh me oh my i now plainly see. You order 70 dollars worth of pokemon card. You should have known better than go behind my back. So now it time for ol Dad to beat your ass. So stand up straight and come right here. Its time to take your medicine. Here is 10 c c's of fist to the face. A prescription for a foot to your nutsack. Heres a script for a slap to the face. Then i kick him in the back when hes down. Now son i know you just had your medicine. But i am afraid i will have to administer another dose. You didnt even see what you were ordering. All these pokemon cards are all bootlegs. (See son there is no such thing as a pokemon called Porkychu!) I have to give you a shot of my fist to your belly. Grab you by the throat. Toss you into the couch. And leave a hole in the wall. Take your medicine. No its not child abuse. I dont think its a sin. Sometimes my son needs lots of medicine. Porkychu really? You wont even be able to use these cards in tournaments my boy. But you will never make this mistake again. As long as i give you your medicine.

A song about giving a son what he needs...and he needs his medicine. Lyrics Now hey there son what ya doing? On the computer with my credit card? Oh me oh my i now plainly see. You order 70 dollars worth of pokemon card. You should have known better than go behind my back. So now it time for ol Dad to beat your ass. So stand up straight and come right here. Its time to take your medicine. Here is 10 c c's of fist to the face. A prescription for a foot to your nutsack. Heres a script for a slap to the face. Then i kick him in the back when hes down. Now son i know you just had your medicine. But i am afraid i will have to administer another dose. You didnt even see what you were ordering. All these pokemon cards are all bootlegs. (See son there is no such thing as a pokemon called Porkychu!) I have to give you a shot of my fist to your belly. Grab you by the throat. Toss you into the couch. And leave a hole in the wall. Take your medicine. No its not child abuse. I dont think its a sin. Sometimes my son needs lots of medicine. Porkychu really? You wont even be able to use these cards in tournaments my boy. But you will never make this mistake again. As long as i give you your medicine.

A man remembers the day he found his lucky charm and the love of his life. Lyrics "Oooohhhhooo... Oooouuuhhhoooo..." I was outside the subway. Just feeling alone and killing time. A big rat ran by my feet. Pissed me off a lot. I took my pocket knife and started cutting off the rats head. But when i looked up i noticed you and you caught me by surprise. (Thats when i knew...) This is my lucky rats head. This is my favorite charm. The day i found it was the day i met you. I now always carry my luck rats head. Ahhhhaaaaaaaahhhh! Lucky rats head! It kind of stinks and there is always flies around. The fur is peeling off. But otherwise its fine. My lucky rats head will accompany me till the end of time. I never want to lose you now. Oh i oh iiiii never want to lose you now. My lucky rats head. My lucky rats head. Your still as beautiful as the day i cut that rats head off. Through thick and thin i would say we have been through a lot. I could tell you how lucky i am but honestly everything has been said. I still believe i owe it all to my lucky rats head. Mhhhhhmmmm ooooooOOOoo!

A song about a man experiencing a regular tuesday at Applebees. Lyrics Eating shrimp at Applebees and feel my bladder swell. I go to the bathroom and piss in the sink. The manager saw i can tell. He punches me as i go to my seat. Pissin' in the sink at Applebee’s, Feelin' like a rebel, doin' as I please. Manager caught me, eyes filled with rage, But this was just the turning of a new page. He grabbed me by the collar, yelled, “What the hell you doin'?” But I had a steak knife, and things started brewin’. Stabbed him in the balls, listened to him scream. I said oh good lord this must all be a dream. I pissed on the dishes, pissed on the floor, Markin' my territory, like never before. Staff ran out screamin', chaos in the air, But I stood there laughin', without a single care. I dance in puddles of yellow. My heart has secrets untold. You can tell by the strong urine smell now. In the sink i pissed liquid gold. I pissed in the sink at Applebees Weeeeeeweeeewwweeeeeeweeeo Its the ultimate wet dream. Drippin with a bright yellow sheen.