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Join Javier Milei as he gives Tooker Kurlson via good old fashioned letter a comedic rundown of his thoughts on meeting the G7 leaders. Packed with laughs, parody, and satire, this video is pure gold for fans of freedom and Milei. Perfect for political parody enthusiasts and crypto lovers alike, you won't want to miss this viral sensation. Share with your friends and fellow memecoin fans! Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau, Emmanuel Macron, Olaf Scholz, Giorgia Meloni, Fumio Kishida and Rishi Sunak are all given the Milei treatment.

Join Tooker Kurlson, the memecoin parody of Tucker Carlson, as he takes his political message on the road! 🚐 Alongside the one and only Alex Jones, these heavyweights promote free speech and political discussion. Watch as they plan their trip filled with hilarious jokes and one-liners. My favorite? When Tooker asks "I haven't relaxed since the turn of the Millennium and Bohemian Grove." 😂 Drop a like, follow us, leave a comment, and share with friends who care about free speech! Visit our other socials to find out more folks or head over to https://t.me/tookerkurlson to join the community.

Today, the Tooker team hits an exciting milestone – our 100th video! 🚀 A massive THANK YOU to our amazing community. It’s hard to believe it’s only been just over 3 months since we launched. We couldn't have done it without you! Watch until the end to see all the unique parody characters we've created. This is just the beginning. The Tooker universe is expanding rapidly, and we’ve got some huge things in the pipeline. Stay tuned, enjoy, and as always... The ticker, is $TOOKER

In our new series, Tooker travels to a new destination. Today we're in Saudia Arabia to talk to some rich ass Arabs about oil and a possible change in standard from USD to gold, bitcoin or maybe shitcoins.

In this entertaining video, we dive into the wildly different actions of two major political figures, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, spotlighting their unique takes on the latest happenings in the crypto world. Key Points Covered: Trump's Crypto Cheerleading: Former President Donald Trump is all in with the cryptocurrency crowd, singing the praises of Bitcoin mining right here in the USA. Check out his top arguments and what he hope to do folks. Biden's Couch Potato Mode: In a hilarious twist, President Joe Biden is shown lounging on the couch in his underwear, totally relaxed and watching Trump's press conference on TV. Biden miss hears the word miners when listening too. Join us for a fun and eye-opening look at how Trump's energetic push for Bitcoin mining could shape the future. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more awesome content! Just Parody folks!

Join Tooker for a riotous and enlightening chat with Charles Hoskinson as they plunge into the wild world of Cardano (ADA). Charles reminds us of his grand vision for Cardano, tackling the "ghost chain" stigma with a perfect cocktail of wit and earnestness from Tooker. Watch Tooker almost nod off as he is listening to Charles. Charles spills the beans on ADA's dazzling potential and imminent plans (what time frame?), straight from the horse's mouth. Charles attempts to unravel the "ghost chain" myth – is it just a meme or something more? And hold on tight for a surprise cameo from another crypto community member at the end. Join the $Tooker Community on Telegram at https://t.me/tookerkurlson folks!

Get ready to dive into a wild dream starting in Tooker's studio. Picture this: Andrew Tate throwing shade at Tooker from behind his desk. Things get spicy, and then bam! Iggy Azalea strolls in, handing out drinks to Andrew like it's no big deal. But hold up—Tooker wakes up in his bed, and it was all just a bonkers dream. You gotta see this bizarre and hilarious take on Solana drama.

Join us as Tooker visits CZ in prison to uncover a surprising twist—CZ is living in luxury, all thanks to cryptocurrency! 🏦💎 Discover what CZ reveals about China’s Secret Crypto Strategy in this must-watch video. You won't believe the insights he shares—what could this mean for the future of cryptocurrency? Find out now!

Get ready for a exclusive interview as Tooker Talks invites Jim Cramer to discuss the latest GameStop frenzy and Roaring Kitty's bold positions. 📈 GameStop in the Headlines 📰 GameStop is making waves again! Roaring Kitty's Confidence 🐱 Roaring Kitty holds strong amid Wall Street panic. Jim Cramer's Analysis 💡 What does Jim think will happen next? Twins' Final Call 👯 Don't miss our Twins' unique take at the end! Remember: This is all parody, folks, and not financial advice. Share, give us a thumbs up, and drop a comment. Stay tuned for our next video!

Get ready for a wild ride! In this episode, Tooker chats with the legendary AI brainiac and podcaster Lex Fridman about the wacky world of memecoins, or as some like to call them, "shitcoins." We dive deep into the quirky community and culture that makes these digital currencies more than just internet jokes. Tooker drops some serious knowledge bombs while Lex nods along, probably thinking, "This is gold." Key Points Covered: The offbeat philosophy of memecoins How community vibes make memecoins tick A no-holds-barred convo with Lex Fridman Join us for this mind-bending chat as we peel back the layers of the memecoin phenomenon. Like, comment, and subscribe for more brain food!

In this video, Tooker dives deep into the wild tale of Roaring Kitty and the GameStop saga, exposing how elite money forces are scrambling to stop him. Exclusive behind-the-scenes footage reveals all the juicy details. But hold on, folks— Famous Twins are watching, and a counterattack maybe brewing. Special guest "Raging Lunatic" and "Democratic Darling" Bobby De Niro joins us, bringing his clownish flair and perma mask-wearing antics and missing the mark with every punch.....Taxi for Bobby! Don’t miss this must-watch episode! Come on folks, join our super community at https://t.me/TookerKurlson and tell them Rumble sent you!

In this thrilling episode of "A Shitcoiner Abroad," Tooker takes us deep into the heart of El Salvador to discuss the nation's Bitcoin revolution with none other than Nayib Bukele. Prepare for an energetic deep-dive into El Salvador's Bitcoin future! Discover El Salvador's bold plans for Bitcoin adoption, including citizens running nodes and ambitious Bitcoin mining projects through an exclusive interview with Nayib Bukele. Learn about Nayib's innovative hair oil that repels hair sniffers, ensuring kids stay safe from Biden. Watch as Max Keiser, El Salvador's Bitcoin advisor, challenges Tooker's commitment to Bitcoin, prompting a hasty exit. Don't miss out on this action-packed episode! Hit play now and join Tooker on his adventurous quest through El Salvador's Bitcoin landscape. Like, comment, and subscribe for more exciting content!

Tooker takes you through the wildest week in the news! From having a cheeky chat with Trump about crypto to reflecting on the internet's favourite fallen gorilla, Harambe, we’ve got it all covered. Tooker looks back at the week with a hilarious recap of the craziest news that’ll leave you chuckling. Watch Tooker grill Trump on all things crypto—trust us, it’s as entertaining as it sounds! Join us as we take a moment to reminisce about Harambe and his lasting legacy. Biden’s on the hunt for a crypto advisor, and we’ve got the funniest takes on his search. We're also unpacking the latest from Trump’s New York case. Hit that play button and join us for a wild ride filled with humour, pop culture references, and just the right amount of self-deprecation. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more content that'll make you laugh and keep you in the loop

Join us as we dive into the exciting world of $tooker tokens! 🚀 In this comprehensive and engaging video, we'll take you step-by-step through the process of acquiring your very own $tooker tokens using the Solana blockchain, Phantom Wallet, and the Raydium Exchange. In true Tooker style, we are joined by some very special crypto guests who will share their insights and experiences in the rapidly evolving world of digital assets.

In this jaw-dropping video, we're breaking down the wild news of Trump getting nailed with felony charges in a New York court. Is this the final curtain for Trump, or just another twist in his never-ending drama? While Democrats are throwing confetti and popping champagne, Trump is raking in donations like it's Black Friday, and even the mainstream media is side-eyeing what many are dubbing a kangaroo court. Could this relentless Trump hunt boomerang come November? Buckle up as we dive into the verdict's fallout and what it means for the future. Is Trump playing 4D chess while everyone else is stuck on checkers? Some skeptics argue that this "kangaroo court" in New York may actually be helping Trump's reelection efforts. After all, nothing unites his base more than a common enemy. Smash that follow button, drop us a comment, or join the Tooker Kurlson crew at https://t.me/TookerKurlson. Come on, we want to hear what you think!

In a desperate bid to climb the polls, Joe Biden and his trusty PR aide are on a mad scramble to find a crypto advisor! With the Democrats having been anti-crypto for years, they’re finding it tough to make friends in the blockchain world. Watch as Joe navigates through this crypto conundrum, trying to find someone who can help him understand Bitcoin and Blockchain. Will he find his crypto knight in shining armour, or will this end in a digital disaster? Does Joe even know what's going one? Jill Jill, is that you Jill? Tune in to find out! Thanks for dropping by our Rumble video, folks! Don't forget to smash that follow button, give us a like, and drop a comment. You can also join the party at https://t.me/TookerKurlson to hang with our Tooker community. Stay tuned, and we'll catch you in the next video! 🚀💬

Welcome to the wild west of crypto, where memecoins meet celebrity fandoms! In this video, Tooker dives deep into the bizarre world of celebrity tokens like $Mother (Iggy Azalea, really?) and $Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner, you betcha!). Both tokens have been surrounded by controversy folks! Get ready for some jaw-dropping revelations as Tooker brings in the notorious Sahil Arora to defend himself. Spoiler alert: Sahil couldn’t care less about the chaos he’s stirring up. It's all about the bling-bling, cha-ching and entry position. But that's not all – Tooker wraps it up with some thought-provoking insights about how the fandom meta might just be invading the blockchain. Could we soon see an army of superfans promoting their favourite celebs’ tokens? Hit that like button, subscribe, and stay safe out there in the crypto jungle. Disclaimer: No celebrities were harmed in the making of this video. However, their egos may never recover. Viewer discretion is advised. (Parody) Reach out to us at https://t.me/TookerKurlson and join the Tooker Kurlson community, or swing by https://www.tookerkurlson.com to check out who we are!

Today folks, we're taking a bittersweet stroll down memory lane as Tooker reminisces about his buddy, Harambe, who left us 8 years ago. From ice cream dates and ping pong battles to hot tub hangouts with the ladies and graduation cheers, Harambe was more than just a friend—he helped shape Tooker into the legend he is today. Join us in celebrating their epic bond and those unforgettable moments that turned Harambe into a meme legend. Sure, it's a bit sad, but there's plenty of humor and wit, just the way Harambe would have wanted. After all, he's up there in heaven, making cool new friends and reminding Tooker not to be a sissy. If you need support at this sad time, join us by visiting https://t.me/TookerKurlson and talk it through with others. Don't bottle up your feels, mate. We're all in this together, and Tooker Kurlson's fanbase is one big, slightly weird, wonderfully supportive family. So, grab a cuppa or beer, share your Harambe memories, and have a laugh with us—it's what he would've wanted!

In this can't-miss exclusive, Tooker cozies up with former President Donald Trump to unravel the tangled web of cryptocurrency and blockchain tech and his post-election plans. Get ready for the eyebrow-raising scoop on why crypto is now the hot-button issue and watch the Democrats scramble like cats on a hot tin roof. Trump’s grand vision to "Make American Crypto Great Again" includes some doozies like advocating for the self-custody of crypto assets—as if anyone trusts banks anymore—strengthening blockchain networks, and the pièce de résistance: freeing Ross Ulbricht. Oh, and don’t miss his deep dive into ETH and a multichain future, with a surprise shoutout to Cardano that’ll leave you scratching your head. Join us for this rollicking conversation that promises to map out the roadmap for the USA to dominate the crypto scene—or at least provide some top-tier entertainment. Tune in now and stay ahead in the wild world of blockchain policy, if you can keep a straight face. Want to learn more? Join us at https://t.me/TookerKurlson, chat with the community, and let them know Rumble sent you! Disclaimer: This video is purely a work of parody and satire. Any resemblance to real events or real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. It's meant to entertain and amuse, not to be taken as factual reporting.

It's been a whirlwind of a week and a bullish one for the crypto folks! I survived a failed assassination attempt, thanks to my trusty hard wallet. I celebrated the exciting approval of the Ethereum ETF, which promises to open new avenues for investors. Throughout the week, I heard from a colorful cast of characters, including Obama the Puppet Master, Pissy Pants Joe, Loopy Liz, Nancy "Day Trader" P, and our new Crypto Saviour, Donald J. Trump, who made headlines with his bold statements on blockchain technology. In the world of entertainment, Sammy pulled an Andy Dufresne with an ingenious prison break that had everyone talking. This week was truly a rollercoaster ride filled with suspense, triumph, and unexpected twists. Dive into this recap to catch up on all the crazy developments and thrilling stories that unfolded! 🚀🚨 Curious about Tooker? Join our community on Telegram at https://t.me/TookerKurlson and dive into engaging discussions about our coin and other random nonsense. If you're lucky Bella might even chat with you !

Witness the incredible story of Sam Bankman-Fried's daring escape, inspired by the legendary Shawshank Redemption. In this modern twist, instead of Rita Hayworth, he uses a poster of Caroline to cleverly conceal his breakout plan. Discover the meticulous planning, the tension-filled moments, and the unexpected twists that make this real-life drama as thrilling as any Hollywood blockbuster. Tune in to see how this unbelievable story unfolds and leaves everyone on the edge of their seats! Curious about the Ticker That Is Tooker? Join our vibrant crypto community on Telegram at https://t.me/TookerKurlson and dive into memecoin discussions. Don't forget to shout-out to Rumble too!

Join us as we explore a poignant letter written during a unique staycation for Sam Bankman-Fried. Despite the quirky decor and the need to creatively navigate new relationships, thoughts of Caroline remain a constant source of light and hope. This letter is a testament to enduring love and the strength found in connection. Don't miss this touching reflection on love, resilience, and the anticipation of reuniting. Intrigued by the Ticker That Is Tooker? Dive into our buzzing hive on TG at https://t.me/TookerKurlson and give Rumble a shout-out while you're at it!

Join Tooker on an out-of-this-world adventure as he reports on his SpaceX HQ chat with Elon Musk about his latest 'problem-solving' mission. The conversation takes a wild turn when Elon candidly mentions that Joe Biden is a problem – and he means it quite literally! The eccentric billionaire is not just concerned about policy decisions; he's worried about Joe's infamous hair-sniffing antics. Elon, ever the innovator, decides that the best solution is to send Joe on a one-way trip to space. Watch as the hilarity unfolds: Joe strapped to a rocket while Tooker stands in shock, realizing that Mr. Sniffy Joe is actually getting launched into orbit! The parody reaches new heights as Joe floats away, leaving Earth and its hairdos in peace. Perfect for political satirists, parody enthusiasts, and comedy lovers alike, this cosmic comedy is truly out of this world! 🚀🌌 Don't miss the uproarious spectacle – it's guaranteed to leave you in stitches! Head over to www.tookerkurlson.com to keep in touch folks!

Move over, Captain America — there's a new superhero in town, and his name is Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed guardian of the crypto galaxy! Picture this: Trump, with his signature golden mane glistening under the fluorescent lights, stands shoulder to shoulder with Tooker in a video that's part comedy sketch, part epic rallying cry. In a scene worthy of an Oscar (or at least a meme), Trump vows to make crypto great again, promising to fight for the 50 million US crypto holders like they're his own Apprentice candidates. Forget trade wars and border walls; Trump is now laser-focused on blockchain battles! His master plan? To out-Biden Biden and turn every Bitcoin dip into a Rocketship to the Moon. Curious about the Ticker That Is Tooker? Join our lively community on TG at https://t.me/TookerKurlson and don't forget to mention Rumble!

Join us in this uproarious new episode of Ethereum Dreams, Bruised, Battered & Black Rocked! Our beloved Tooker finds himself back in the hospital, only to be greeted by some not so shocking crypto news— the Ethereum ETF has been approved! At first, he thinks it's just another hallucination, but the trusty doctor confirms it's very real. Just as he's wrapping his head around this revelation, in storms Bitcoin Maxi Gay Saylor, and let's just say, he’s not too happy! This episode is filled with laughter, unexpected twists, and a touch of crypto drama. Perfect for crypto enthusiasts, comedy fans, and anyone who loves a good spoof! Remember folks, you can find out a bunch more about me and my community at www.tookerkurlson.com