Presidential Gaming Smackdown: Pro Wrestling Edition
As they prepare for the first presidential debate of 2024 - Trump and Biden get down to some gaming. As the two battle it out, we also get appearances from Obama and RFK JR. Wonna know more about Tooker? Head on over to out TG at https://t.me/tookerkurlson and join in for laughs.
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Biden 2.0: Worried Democrats Plan Their Next Move Before Debates
Fearing for Sleepy Joe's performance on stage against Trump, the Democrats hatch a new plan. Join us in a secret lab where Obama and Harris are cooking up Biden 2.0 with the help of JoepenAI technology. Hit the follow and drop a like folks. Find out more about the Tooker Kurlson team using our social media links or visit https://t.me/tookerkurlson to join the community.
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Obama & Dr Fauci Prep Sleepy Joe For Debate (Parody)
Catch Obama and Fauci prepping Biden for his first presidential debate! Can you guess what tricks they have up their sleeves? Or maybe it’s just another day in the doctor's bag of wonders 😂 folks.
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Peter Schiff A Secret Bitcoin Miner!! WTF
Tooker heads over for dinner with Peter Schiff. The discussion gets on to Bitcoin of course. Watch until the end to find out what Mr Gold is hiding in the basement 😮
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Vladimir Putin meets Kim Jong-Un (Parody)
Vladimir Putin meets Kim Jong-Un and we've got secret footage of what went on. Join us to hear some of Putin's thoughts and updates of the trip
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Barron Tremp Reveals Shocking Truth To Tooker (Parody)
Barron Tremp Reveals Shocking Truth Folks. What could that be? Join us today and we'll give you a update on the $DJT saga.
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Ethereum Vs SEC: Dirty Gary Left All Alone
Ethereum and the SEC: Hot off the presses, the SEC has dropped its case against the Ethereum Foundation, and poor Gary is feeling the burn. Picture this: Gary, all alone in the park, sitting on a bench and feeding the pigeons, wondering where it all went wrong. Perhaps it wasn't the best idea to go head-to-head with the blockchain giants, eh, Gary? Maybe he's reflecting on his life choices, or maybe he's just regretting that second cup of coffee this morning. Either way, it's a tough day to be Gary. Hang in there, buddy!
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All The President’s Memes: The $DJT Token Update (Parody)
Tooker brings us news on a potential scam token launched with the Ticker $DJT, with unverified links to Barron Trump. It appears that false information was being spread as the market cap soared, despite no liquidity being locked. Always do your own research (DYOR) to avoid being scammed. Tooker provides an update on this saga and the posts that were circulated. Don't miss out on the latest insights!
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Javier Milei's Hilarious Take On Stupid G7 Leaders: Must-Watch Parody!
Join Javier Milei as he gives Tooker Kurlson via good old fashioned letter a comedic rundown of his thoughts on meeting the G7 leaders. Packed with laughs, parody, and satire, this video is pure gold for fans of freedom and Milei. Perfect for political parody enthusiasts and crypto lovers alike, you won't want to miss this viral sensation. Share with your friends and fellow memecoin fans!
Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau, Emmanuel Macron, Olaf Scholz, Giorgia Meloni, Fumio Kishida and Rishi Sunak are all given the Milei treatment.
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Free Speech USA: Friendships, and a Political Road Trip
Join Tooker Kurlson, the memecoin parody of Tucker Carlson, as he takes his political message on the road! 🚐 Alongside the one and only Alex Jones, these heavyweights promote free speech and political discussion. Watch as they plan their trip filled with hilarious jokes and one-liners. My favorite? When Tooker asks "I haven't relaxed since the turn of the Millennium and Bohemian Grove." 😂 Drop a like, follow us, leave a comment, and share with friends who care about free speech! Visit our other socials to find out more folks or head over to https://t.me/tookerkurlson to join the community.
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🎉 Celebrating a Milestone – Our 100th Video! 🎉
Today, the Tooker team hits an exciting milestone – our 100th video! 🚀
A massive THANK YOU to our amazing community. It’s hard to believe it’s only been just over 3 months since we launched. We couldn't have done it without you!
Watch until the end to see all the unique parody characters we've created. This is just the beginning. The Tooker universe is expanding rapidly, and we’ve got some huge things in the pipeline.
Stay tuned, enjoy, and as always...
The ticker, is $TOOKER
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Rich Ass Arabs: Oil Switch To Crypto Standard? (Parody)
In our new series, Tooker travels to a new destination. Today we're in Saudia Arabia to talk to some rich ass Arabs about oil and a possible change in standard from USD to gold, bitcoin or maybe shitcoins.
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Trump Promoting Bitcoin Mining While Biden Scratches His Balls
In this entertaining video, we dive into the wildly different actions of two major political figures, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, spotlighting their unique takes on the latest happenings in the crypto world.
Key Points Covered:
Trump's Crypto Cheerleading: Former President Donald Trump is all in with the cryptocurrency crowd, singing the praises of Bitcoin mining right here in the USA. Check out his top arguments and what he hope to do folks.
Biden's Couch Potato Mode: In a hilarious twist, President Joe Biden is shown lounging on the couch in his underwear, totally relaxed and watching Trump's press conference on TV. Biden miss hears the word miners when listening too.
Join us for a fun and eye-opening look at how Trump's energetic push for Bitcoin mining could shape the future. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more awesome content! Just Parody folks!
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Cardano: Ghost of Cycles Past - Time To ADA?
Join Tooker for a riotous and enlightening chat with Charles Hoskinson as they plunge into the wild world of Cardano (ADA). Charles reminds us of his grand vision for Cardano, tackling the "ghost chain" stigma with a perfect cocktail of wit and earnestness from Tooker. Watch Tooker almost nod off as he is listening to Charles.
Charles spills the beans on ADA's dazzling potential and imminent plans (what time frame?), straight from the horse's mouth. Charles attempts to unravel the "ghost chain" myth – is it just a meme or something more? And hold on tight for a surprise cameo from another crypto community member at the end.
Join the $Tooker Community on Telegram at https://t.me/tookerkurlson folks!
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Top G's Solana Takeover: Andrew Tate & Iggy Azalea in a Surreal Dream!
Get ready to dive into a wild dream starting in Tooker's studio. Picture this: Andrew Tate throwing shade at Tooker from behind his desk.
Things get spicy, and then bam! Iggy Azalea strolls in, handing out drinks to Andrew like it's no big deal. But hold up—Tooker wakes up in his bed, and it was all just a bonkers dream. You gotta see this bizarre and hilarious take on Solana drama.
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Shrimp & The Whale: CZ Spills the Dim Sum on China's Crypto Game
Join us as Tooker visits CZ in prison to uncover a surprising twist—CZ is living in luxury, all thanks to cryptocurrency! 🏦💎
Discover what CZ reveals about China’s Secret Crypto Strategy in this must-watch video. You won't believe the insights he shares—what could this mean for the future of cryptocurrency? Find out now!
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Jim Cramer On The Mother of All Game Stop Squeezes - Parody
Get ready for a exclusive interview as Tooker Talks invites Jim Cramer to discuss the latest GameStop frenzy and Roaring Kitty's bold positions. 📈
GameStop in the Headlines 📰 GameStop is making waves again!
Roaring Kitty's Confidence 🐱 Roaring Kitty holds strong amid Wall Street panic.
Jim Cramer's Analysis 💡 What does Jim think will happen next?
Twins' Final Call 👯 Don't miss our Twins' unique take at the end!
Remember: This is all parody, folks, and not financial advice. Share, give us a thumbs up, and drop a comment. Stay tuned for our next video!
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Philosophy of Memecoins feat. Lex Fridman
Get ready for a wild ride! In this episode, Tooker chats with the legendary AI brainiac and podcaster Lex Fridman about the wacky world of memecoins, or as some like to call them, "shitcoins." We dive deep into the quirky community and culture that makes these digital currencies more than just internet jokes. Tooker drops some serious knowledge bombs while Lex nods along, probably thinking, "This is gold."
Key Points Covered:
The offbeat philosophy of memecoins
How community vibes make memecoins tick
A no-holds-barred convo with Lex Fridman
Join us for this mind-bending chat as we peel back the layers of the memecoin phenomenon. Like, comment, and subscribe for more brain food!
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GameStop Update: When Elites Threaten Attack, Roaring Kitty Strikes Back
In this video, Tooker dives deep into the wild tale of Roaring Kitty and the GameStop saga, exposing how elite money forces are scrambling to stop him. Exclusive behind-the-scenes footage reveals all the juicy details. But hold on, folks— Famous Twins are watching, and a counterattack maybe brewing.
Special guest "Raging Lunatic" and "Democratic Darling" Bobby De Niro joins us, bringing his clownish flair and perma mask-wearing antics and missing the mark with every punch.....Taxi for Bobby! Don’t miss this must-watch episode!
Come on folks, join our super community at https://t.me/TookerKurlson and tell them Rumble sent you!
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A Shitcoiner Abroad - El Salvador Edition
In this thrilling episode of "A Shitcoiner Abroad," Tooker takes us deep into the heart of El Salvador to discuss the nation's Bitcoin revolution with none other than Nayib Bukele. Prepare for an energetic deep-dive into El Salvador's Bitcoin future! Discover El Salvador's bold plans for Bitcoin adoption, including citizens running nodes and ambitious Bitcoin mining projects through an exclusive interview with Nayib Bukele. Learn about Nayib's innovative hair oil that repels hair sniffers, ensuring kids stay safe from Biden. Watch as Max Keiser, El Salvador's Bitcoin advisor, challenges Tooker's commitment to Bitcoin, prompting a hasty exit.
Don't miss out on this action-packed episode! Hit play now and join Tooker on his adventurous quest through El Salvador's Bitcoin landscape. Like, comment, and subscribe for more exciting content!
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A Moment’s Calm, A World In Chaos
Tooker takes you through the wildest week in the news! From having a cheeky chat with Trump about crypto to reflecting on the internet's favourite fallen gorilla, Harambe, we’ve got it all covered.
Tooker looks back at the week with a hilarious recap of the craziest news that’ll leave you chuckling. Watch Tooker grill Trump on all things crypto—trust us, it’s as entertaining as it sounds! Join us as we take a moment to reminisce about Harambe and his lasting legacy. Biden’s on the hunt for a crypto advisor, and we’ve got the funniest takes on his search. We're also unpacking the latest from Trump’s New York case.
Hit that play button and join us for a wild ride filled with humour, pop culture references, and just the right amount of self-deprecation. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more content that'll make you laugh and keep you in the loop
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How To Buy $Tooker Tokens Guide
Join us as we dive into the exciting world of $tooker tokens! 🚀 In this comprehensive and engaging video, we'll take you step-by-step through the process of acquiring your very own $tooker tokens using the Solana blockchain, Phantom Wallet, and the Raydium Exchange. In true Tooker style, we are joined by some very special crypto guests who will share their insights and experiences in the rapidly evolving world of digital assets.
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Trump Found GUILTY in New York Court - Game Over? Joy for Democrats?
In this jaw-dropping video, we're breaking down the wild news of Trump getting nailed with felony charges in a New York court. Is this the final curtain for Trump, or just another twist in his never-ending drama?
While Democrats are throwing confetti and popping champagne, Trump is raking in donations like it's Black Friday, and even the mainstream media is side-eyeing what many are dubbing a kangaroo court. Could this relentless Trump hunt boomerang come November?
Buckle up as we dive into the verdict's fallout and what it means for the future. Is Trump playing 4D chess while everyone else is stuck on checkers? Some skeptics argue that this "kangaroo court" in New York may actually be helping Trump's reelection efforts. After all, nothing unites his base more than a common enemy.
Smash that follow button, drop us a comment, or join the Tooker Kurlson crew at https://t.me/TookerKurlson. Come on, we want to hear what you think!
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Joe Biden's Desperate Hunt For A Crypto Guru!
In a desperate bid to climb the polls, Joe Biden and his trusty PR aide are on a mad scramble to find a crypto advisor! With the Democrats having been anti-crypto for years, they’re finding it tough to make friends in the blockchain world. Watch as Joe navigates through this crypto conundrum, trying to find someone who can help him understand Bitcoin and Blockchain. Will he find his crypto knight in shining armour, or will this end in a digital disaster? Does Joe even know what's going one? Jill Jill, is that you Jill? Tune in to find out!
Thanks for dropping by our Rumble video, folks! Don't forget to smash that follow button, give us a like, and drop a comment. You can also join the party at https://t.me/TookerKurlson to hang with our Tooker community. Stay tuned, and we'll catch you in the next video! 🚀💬
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Celebrity Crypto Scammers EXPOSED? The Wild World of Tokenized Fandom
Welcome to the wild west of crypto, where memecoins meet celebrity fandoms! In this video, Tooker dives deep into the bizarre world of celebrity tokens like $Mother (Iggy Azalea, really?) and $Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner, you betcha!). Both tokens have been surrounded by controversy folks!
Get ready for some jaw-dropping revelations as Tooker brings in the notorious Sahil Arora to defend himself. Spoiler alert: Sahil couldn’t care less about the chaos he’s stirring up. It's all about the bling-bling, cha-ching and entry position.
But that's not all – Tooker wraps it up with some thought-provoking insights about how the fandom meta might just be invading the blockchain. Could we soon see an army of superfans promoting their favourite celebs’ tokens? Hit that like button, subscribe, and stay safe out there in the crypto jungle.
Disclaimer: No celebrities were harmed in the making of this video. However, their egos may never recover. Viewer discretion is advised. (Parody)
Reach out to us at https://t.me/TookerKurlson and join the Tooker Kurlson community, or swing by https://www.tookerkurlson.com to check out who we are!
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