Forgotten Prophets

I prove it. You'll be amazed. As for the triumph of our Nation's brilliant memorial, here are some proposed 9/11 NON-SUB-monuments: A pit or hole that's inside another hole, very dark, with water! [disqualified as "SUB"] A garbage dump full of seagulls and maggots, but then covered over with some dirt and grass! A sad little virgin wrought large and gazing wistfully out to sea! A ring of ethnically diverse children holding hands with soulful eyes focused on a single central point hovering in the middle distance! A mechanical 1,792 foot-tall bronze sunflower that always faces the sun! A gigantic green CRESCENT symbolizing the um inexcoriable passage of time while suggesting the uh completing arc of the lifecycle of the comity of um socioeconomoreligical entities as they relate to huh multiethnicalositous perpendicularity! Enter your very own entry with a mere $99.99 entry fee! Don't delay! Act NOW! Limited availability!!! Jack H