B-Rated Sci Fi

Niece, "I guess this is supposed to be a horror film." Nephew, "Seems more like a funeral home service we had for Great-Grandma." Uncle, "ZZzz..."

Uncle, "I always wondered how they got all the money to create the death star, I mean the thing is HUGE." Nephew, "They just did a StarStarter Campaign and offered people t-shirts for every $1,000 they contributed signed by the Emperor."

Uncle, "I can't understand this movie." Niece, "That's because it's in Tagalog." Uncle, "So it tags a log? Nephew, "I'm guessing this is kung fu."

Uncle, "I wonder how they manage to steal an entire city." Nephew, "Must be some sort of giant spaceship crane." Uncle, "Let's find out how and watch."

Uncle, "This one's all about reaching for something that's not there."

Nephew, "I didn't know you could twist ice." Uncle, "Sure, if it's a movie."

Uncle, "I jumped to the moon when watching this sci-fi!"

Uncle, "I forgot the name, I'll let you figure it out." Nephew, "Won't you watch it?" Uncle, "I'm about to fly away in a saucer."

Nephew, "I guess this is a movie about a planet with lots of cronies." Uncle, "It must be where all the politicians retire."

Uncle, "Sounds like my dad's basement." Nephew, "Yeah, it is a bit creepy."

Uncle, "So are these soldiers universally found anywhere?"

Nephew, "Why point b and not point a, c, or d?" Uncle, "So Point "Be" taken."

Nephew, "This movie has gone loco!" Uncle, "No, it's gone "Astro Loco"!"

Niece, "The only thing settling are my eyelids." Uncle, "Come on! This is so...zzzz."

Nephew said, "Is this a retake of RoboCop or what?"