Paul Sucks At Video Games

Paul Alves (sucks at Magic) and does a Strixhaven Draft of the collectible card game he's been playing (and sucking at) since the 90s.

Paul plays Magic The Gathering: Arena and takes none of the advice from the chat room. PART 2 of 2 of the Premier Draft Strixhaven Part 1 is here: https://youtu.be/HjGoSXRbSmI

Paul plays Magic The Gathering: Arena and takes none of the advice from the chat room. Magic gummy bears may be involved! Part 1 of 2 of the Premier Draft Strixhaven Part 2 is here: https://youtu.be/pXVcvxBXmwQ

Paul starts his journey through Resident Evil 7 Biohazard with lots of help from Nobot, Michael L and Kars For Kids.

Paul "Sucks At Video Games" Alves plays Lara Croft And The Guardian Of Light with the help of #SPACEFORCE

Paul "Sucks At Video Games" Alves tries to complete the FINAL TEST in the HITMAN TRAINING on Google Stadia and then attempts the first mission in the Hitman 2 game.

Paul Alves continues ACT 2 of Cyberpunk 2077 with the mission "Disasterpiece" Paul goes through ACT 2 mission Disasterpiece and on to M'ap Tann Pelen.

Paul Alves starts ACT 2 of Cyberpunk 2077. But before we get back to the action, we need to pay our rent, sell all the extra crap we are carrying around (which is slowing us down). Then it's off to ACT 2 and trying to get freaking Keanu Reeves out of our head! We go through ACT 2 missions Playing for Time, Automatic Love and The Space Inbetween and end off at the beginning of ACT 2 Disasterpiece.

This video explains why Paul isn't trying out the FREE version of Nvidia's GeForce Now service just yet and he's sticking to Google Stadia for streaming gaming on PC currently.

Paul Alves begins the mission "The Heist" we set up during PART 4 of this play through and makes it all the way through to the end of ACT 1 of Cyberpunk 2077 and into the "Interlude" We finally get to see Keanu Reeves in the interlude...but he's a bit of a douche.

Paul Alves plays some Destiny 2 on Google's Stadia.

Space Force Admiral Paul Alves will be playing ROCK OF AGES III (as a croissant) - Apparently this is a Monty Python-esque absurd game and my choice to play as a croissant fits the game well. Very funny. This game is one of the games included free with Google Stadia. It was a lot of fun and we recommend this highly for the casual gamer! Paul will continue this in the near future! There are three sections of about a minute where I have MUTED the song because the composer of Alla Turka filed a copyright claim on my video.

Paul Alves goes through Part 2 of the Hitman (Google Stadia version) training. This time it's "free form" and you can kill the target in multiple ways. After this is the final test!

Paul Alves plays Hitman on Google Stadia. This is the first training mission "Guided"

Paul Alves plays tries the game Republique, one of the many games available currently on Google Stadia... but he doesn't like this one.

This is Part 4 of Paul Alves' playthrough of GYLT (currently FREE to play with a Google Stadia Pro account) We enter the School Courtyard and try to find our way up a ladder to the second floor of the school to find our friend Emily!

This is Part 3 of Paul's playthrough of GYLT (currently FREE to play with a Google Stadia Pro account)

This is Part 2 of Paul's playthrough of GYLT (currently FREE to play with a Google Stadia Pro account)

This is Part 1 of Paul's playthrough of GYLT (currently FREE to play with a Google Stadia Pro account)

This is part 1 of a walkthrough of the Canadian game Kona. I will be providing minimal commentary as this game has plenty of narration. Kona is a murder mystery/horror genre.

I've encountered this a few times when riding elevators in New Babbage under 3.9 so this time I decided to see what happens if I actually step out into the Twilight Zone.

Just for a laugh, trying to stream Star Citizen from my triple monitor setup. I normally get 30fps in that format. I just have to try anyways. RESULTS: At low settings, getting about 15-20 fps and gameplay is VERY choppy. After a while, I got disconnected. Still, I am surprised that this worked at all. THE GOOD: It worked! I monitored the stream on my iPhone. THE BAD: 15-20 FPS made it unplayable, and I didn't bother going anywhere that would drop my FPS even more (im sure some areas I'd get a 1FPS slideshow) THE UGLY: Disconnected from the game. Likely a connection issue, my internet has been poop lately. CPU at 100% for most of this and my normally quiet super computer sounded like a vaccuum cleaner. Also, the resulting stream video on Youtube came out wrong. the video doesn't fill the screen at 5760x1080. It is condensed down to the center of the resolution, as if it were playing on the center monitor only. Despite the underpowered GPU I am using, the test WORKED and most of it's failings seem to be due to either YouTube's streaming service, my OBS studio settings or a combination of the two. If I can work out the kinks, I will definitely be looking to upgrade to a GPU that can handle the load. I may try again with half the resolution. There are too few Youtube streams out there for a three monitor setup, and I aim to make some great content for a 5760x1080 or similar setup.