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Text me when you wake up😒 Omg, can you slow down? Your responses are so fast I can’t keep up. Me waiting for your reply: ☠️ I love that super cute thing you do when you don’t reply for 10 hours🙄 I know you got my last text because Cops doesn’t start till 4. If this was a game of checkers, it’d now officially be your move. Funny Things to Say to Telemarketers Get a good chuckle out of random telemarketing calls by surprising them with one of these ridiculous responses. Hello caller, you’re on air! OH MY GOD, I’ve been waiting to hear from you all day. Hi there, I’m under 18 and my mom said not to talk to strangers. Can I have your name and phone number to call you back? (They’ll probably respond “No, we don’t do that”) Oh, so you don’t want random people calling you all day? (When a telemarketer asks if you want to hear about a product) Absolutely, but first, let me tell you about the meaning of life. Thank you for calling! You win! You don’t have to ever call this number again. (When they offer a chance to win a money prize) Oh nah, I’ve got tons of money. You just won $1 million. I need your name, birthday, address, and social security number to send you your prize. I was just calling to let you know about your car insurance warranty. This is a test call. This is [location] morgue, you kill em’ we chill em’. What can I do for you? Random Things to Say and Weird Things to Say When you’re short on conversation starters or looking for an icebreaker, saying something out of left field can show that you’re not afraid to be goofy and you don’t take yourself too seriously. Two strands of DNA are walking down the street. One says to the other: “Do these genes make me look fat?” I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it. What’s the best holiday present? A broken drum—you can’t beat it! 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I’m crazy. The tenth is just humming. A sense of humor is being able to laugh at something that would actually make you mad if it happened to you. Try this: Whenever someone says to you, “Have a nice day!”, stare at them and say, “Don’t tell me what to do!” Try this: Order a pizza 15 minutes before New Years, and when it arrives, yell, “You’re late! I ordered this last year!” The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Group assignments make me understand why Batman works alone. Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. I recently started investing heavily in penny stocks. It just seemed to make a lot of cents. I’m so glad we have brown cows, otherwise, there wouldn’t be any chocolate milk. Sometimes I just wish aliens would abduct me and crown me their leader. Make Great Conversation These funny things to say are great. But once you’ve said them, what next? Time to take your conversation game even further. 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When you feel a little doubtful about how a funny comment will be taken, be sure to use facial expressions (or emojis over text) to hint that you are joking. Recognize that not everyone has the same sense of humor. Avoid jokes about sensitive or taboo topics and don’t take it personally if someone doesn’t think you’re funny. When a joke doesn’t go over well, don’t be afraid to laugh it off and poke a little fun at yourself. Self-deprecating humor is actually shown to make people more likable. When you’re feeling a little doubtful about your sense of humor, remember that you can learn to be funny just like any other people skill. Check out this actionable guide on How to Be Funny: 7 Easy Steps to Improve Your Humor. 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