Oily TrashMovies

Oily TrashMovies Episode 48: Bloodthirst (2023) This week, Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Bloodthirst, a post-apocalyptic vampire movie. This is the first vampire movie OTM has reviewed, and we can't decide on whether to say this it sucks or it bites. Bloodthirst has great production value, but is unfortunately short when it comes to acting talent, with the soul exception of OTM's favorite blond bombshell: Sarah French. Does Sarah French's charming smile and stunning good looks save this movie from a sea of uninspired extras, or did she need more screentime for viewers to really sink their teeth into? You decide.

Oily TrashMovies Ep 47: Alien Invasion (2023) This week, Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Alien Invasion, a film whose premise is "It's Alien... but without the budget, sets, interesting characters, or filmmaking chops." This movie commits so many sins against cinema that the only parts we enjoyed felt like they landed in the movie by sheer accident. Is this movie unwatchable because of the terrible audio, or does passable acting save this soulless imitator from being launched into the sun with the rest of the space junk? You decide.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 46 - That's a Wrap This week, Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch That's a Wrap, a slasher movie about making a slasher movie. While we start off slow, That's a Wrap delivers everything we could want from a slasher: blood, babes, and blades. Do fun kills make up for some early foot-dragging, or do the nonsensical twists, aimless monologues, and bad acting rename this film from That's a Wrap to In the (Trash)Can? You decide.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 45: AIMEE: The Visitor This week, Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch AIMEE, a movie about an erotic AI that we didn't know was actually programmed to be erotic because the acronym isn't explained until you read the IMDB trivia page. Anyway, like all other sewage, AIMEE travels through the water pipes, and like the Roomba, is watching you in the bathroom. This movie only left us with one question: What is the purpose of this movie's subtitle? You decide.

OILY TRASHMOVIES OILY TRASHAWARDS 2023!! Do you love good movies? Do you want to see t-rex's fight, people exploding into bloody mist, and robots kicking ass? Then check out these films because Oily TrashMovies have certified them as NOT OILY. Of all the movies we watched in 2023, these were our favorites. ------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 44: Astonishing Tales of Terror - Rocktapussy (2022) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Rocktapussy, a throwback to 80s horror movies and also… bad fantasy movies? This movie is about a strong woman who is dedicated to her career and willing to risk it all. She also has massive titties. I’m talking some serious cannons. Are these assets enough to save a movie with washed out lighting and bad CGI, or is Valentine’s Day ruined by all these groping tentacles? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashMovies Ep41 Have you ever wanted to wear a trashbag poncho and crawl through a landfill in the rain? Do you love the smell of wet garbage and the feel of gunk under your fingernails? Do you prefer the taste of stale, moldy food that you dig out of dumpsters? Then you'll love these movies! And big shoutout to @idxstudios ! We can't wait to watch Ghosters!

Oily TrashMovies Episode 39: Hellbender (2021) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Hellbender, a movie about a pair of witches that reproduce through cannibalism. See two women bicker in the woods for 90 minutes while eating sticks and bugs. This is a slow, moody movie, but it does bring some refreshing takes to the genre. Is conceptual horror enough to make up for a lack of an explosive finale, or does this film waste its potential, with the interesting ideas amounting to little more than a hood ornament on a Suburu? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 38: The Friendship Game (2022) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch The Friendship Game, a movie written by someone with no friends who also has no idea what a game is. This film is like a headless chicken in that it has no sense of direction and fills you with grim existentialism for having drained all the magic from life. Is The Friendship Game simply a tangled mess of a multiverse concept, or a ramshackle sequence of scenes with no cohesion and zero inspiration? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 37: Sanctuary (2022) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Sanctuary for their 69 subscriber special! This is the movie you get when you cross 50 Shades of Grey with even trashier writing. This movie had a potential to explore some interesting sides of human psychology, but unfortunately too much of that gets lost in favor of boring blackmail subplots. Should our lead actress invest in teeth-whitening strips, or are coffee-stained teeth the new sexy? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 36: Suitable Flesh (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Suitable Flesh, a “loose” interpretation of an HP Lovecraft classic. This movie was made for the world’s most obscure demographic: horny 40yr old women who are fans of Lovecraftian horror. Suitable Flesh is a tonal kaleidoscope of horror, humor, and erotica, striving to be something like Hellraiser or Society, but failing to fit any genre to satisfaction. Are the lead actresses still hot stuff, or are they well past their prime? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 35: Til Death Do Us Part (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Til Death Do Us Part, a movie that’s 50% John Wick, 50% Kill Bill, 0% originality. A cast of stuntmen gives us some tightly choreographed fights, but the writers mistakenly assumed their hours of dialogue would be performed by someone with talent. Does 5 minutes of action justify nearly 2 hours of boring mythos, or should this union end in divorce? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 34: No One Will Save You (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch some alien movie with a really long title. This is a modern take on silent films in that no dialog is spoken for 93 minutes. This movie starts strong, with badass aliens abducting townsfolk left and right, but apparently these aliens come from Planet Hippie because they just want to powwow and have group therapy sessions. In one of the biggest disappointments to date, we learn that even interstellar spaceships are powered by oil. Which is worse, getting probed on some UFO, or sitting through this metaphorical arthouse nonsense? You decide.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 33: Consecration (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Consecration, a movie about our good friend, Ontmom. This is a killer nun movie, but maybe not the type you thought it would be. Consecration is a gorgeous film with a compelling story, but the scariest part was when they drove on the wrong side of the road. We had complaints, but both agree it was Not Oily. The only question is: Does this belong in our top ten? We decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Murdercise, a slasher film inspired by 80s aerobics tapes. It follows a time-honored tradition in exploitation films: have hot chicks get naked and then murder them. The script starts off strong, but it quickly feels like the writer ran out of ideas as the second half degenerates into a trashy sexploitation type film—and not in the good way. Does an abundance of massive breasts make up for ho-hum kills, or should these milkers be put out to pasture? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashReviews Episode 1: Barbarian (2022) Welcome to a new show called Oily TrashReviews, where we review and discuss great movies we’ve seen. This week, we watched Barbarian, and are here to give you our thoughts on this excellent horror film. Do we need to end every episode’s description with a question? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 31: The Superdeep (2020) It’s time for… TRASH O’WEEN (HA HA HA!) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch The Superdeep, a movie inspired by Sarah French. This Russian movie baited us into thinking it was a typical zombie movie, but then the writers drank a bottle of vodka and we got an off-the-rails body horror film with some Lovecraftian influences. Part The Thing, part Event Horizon, part The Last of Us, The Superdeep sucked us in right up to the satisfying climax. Is The Superdeep the perfect film to start Trash O’ween, or have we just forgotten what it’s like to watch a good movie? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Portions of this video may incorporate copyrighted material, including video clips, images and sound bites. All copyrighted materials are owned by their respective copyright holders. Oily TrashMovies claims no ownership. It is believed that their use in this video falls under fair use guidelines.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 28: Space Wars: Quest for the Deepstar (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Space Wars, a totally original movie with seemingly no inspiration from any other sci-fi films in the history of cinema. This is the movie George Lucas would have made if he paid his crew entirely in spoiled milk and moldy lunchmeat. Does the lead actress’s heavenly body certify this as a true space opera, or does the lead actor’s thinning hair ground the launch just before takeoff? You decide.*

Oily TrashMovies Episode 30: Hunt Club (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Hunt Club, a movie inspired by “The Most Dangerous Game” but written by someone who only read the story’s outline on Wikipedia. The twist is that this movie is inspired by radical feminism, but the execution is so immature that it feels like satire aiming to mock feminist ideologies. This was very nearly the second movie we gave up on halfway through, but we persisted for our loyal fans. What’s more unbelievable: Men bitching about women’s rights around the campfire, or a 19yr old college kid falling for a 45yr old weathered hag? You decide.

Oily TrashMovies Bonus Episode 5: WigWolf’s The Wizard of Oz (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux (and Limpy!) watch Wigwolf’s The Wizard of Oz, which finally answers the question, “What if the most famous movie of all time had been directed by an escaped insane asylum patient?” Part Wizard of Oz, part Alice in Wonderland, part LSD trip, this movie is like ASMR for the elder gods. Is Wigwolf an avant garde creative visionary or did he stop taking his antipsychotics? You decide. Buy Wigwolf's The Wizard of Oz today: https://kunaki.com/Sales.asp?PID=PX00Z6D56S&PP=1

Oily TrashMovies Episode 26: American Cherry (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch American Cherry, a film that wears a veneer of depth like a child might decide to wear a fake mustache and speak in an exaggeratedly deep voice. Be on the lookout for literary references that make no allusions, static characters that stare wistfully into the distance instead of properly emoting, and anachronisms that are more out of place than the film fest victories listed among this film’s accolades. Normally, we’d ask you to help decide this movie’s merits, but this time, we’re deciding for you: it’s Trash.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 27: Deep House (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Deep House, which takes inspiration from James Cameron’s The Abyss, changing the setting from the bottom of the ocean to a lake in France, and swapping aliens for ghosts. Jokes aside, the premise is solid for a creepy ghost story with terror-inducing sequences. Jokes forefront, the movie was then edited together by a team of monkeys with a bootleg copy of Movavi. Unfortunately, this film takes a recipe for a masterpiece and spills half the ingredients on the kitchen floor to be mopped up and dropped in the trash. Could this film be saved by a re-edit? You decide.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 25: Cabin Girl (2023) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch Cabin Girl, which is actually about someone known as Van Girl. So anyway, Bar Girl tells Van Girl about Murdered Girl, and then Van Girl becomes Haunted Girl when Ghost Girl shows up to start creeping everyone out. Meanwhile, she’s part-timing as Stalked Girl. Then we’ve got plain old Crazy Girl. Wait, is the cast of this movie composed of War’s ex-girlfriends? You decide.

Oily TrashMovies Episode 24: ManFish (2022) Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch ManFish, a British “comedy” that gives viewers more depression than laughs. Apparently the Ichthyoids from Freeze have experienced vicissitudes in their careers like a former actress who must resort to pornography. There’s so much fish oil in this movie that the writers could start a supplement company. Do Man and Fish really belong together? You decide.