The Tim Weichselbaum Show

This was a very long episode where I stood the whole time. You can clearly tell that I'm an on dopaminergic drugs. I'm more confident than ever, and almost one year sober (from alcohol). I'm now on a drug that's more addictive than alcohol, but weirdly makes me a better driver. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 30:56 - Sober update 31:53 - Brown recluse update 44:02 - Comedy update 59:20 - Confidence, Trump, Liberals, Beto 1:12:56 - Trump (again), DeSantis, Bernie 1:16:15 - Finance update 1:20:09 - Chris Rock, RHCP 1:23:29 - ADHD / Adderall update 1:38:17 - Singing safely 1:42:56 - Outro

This was a very fun episode to record. It took me a bit to get into the flow of the episode, but once I did, I didn't want to stop. I will be reentering society soon hopefully, or at least becoming more productive in reaching some goals. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

I will come up with a description sometime later (never). It was a great episode. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

I am back. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow

Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 1:12 - Building muscles 2:12 - Naturally having a mullet 3:37 - Setting your own schedule 4:30 - Getting rich by sitting around 5:35 - Being a criminal, selling drugs 8:05 - Why I'm doing this podcast 8:58 - Temporarily opting out of life 10:48 - Texan liberals 13:30 - Texas succession 14:13 - Being an extreme introvert 15:14 - BBBY update 16:32 - Investing in the stock market 19:43 - Crypto market update 23:29 - Zoloft update 26:36 - Being a NEET 33:32 - Warren Buffett 39:20 - Solar panels on homes 45:11 - Bug infestations 47:23 - Ice cream 49:06 - Prescription for meth 56:15 - Women in STEM 57:42 - Mark Zuckerberg, META 1:03:50 - Outro

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I took a plunge into the wall street bets meme stock BBBY. I enjoy gambling sometimes and I'm not ashamed to say this, because I only gamble with a small amount. I'm not a degenerate at this stage in my life. I'm a responsible god fearing American who doesn't want to bother anyone. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 1:38 - Brown recluse update 8:08 - Being a drought 9:30 - Introverted phase 11:08 - Living off savings and dividends 13:57 - $10,000 car payment 17:29 - How inflation is affecting me 19:50 - Instacart deliveries 21:38 - Ice cream with pecans 23:32 - r/wallstreetbets, Bogleheads 26:01 - Bed, Bath & Beyond (BBBY) 33:50 - Being a bag holder 36:45 - Degen investing 40:01 - Activist investing 41:51 - Learning to take profit 42:46 - Why I shut down my app 47:12 - Working on myself 48:53 - Zoloft update 50:20 - Being a content creator 52:10 - Being a patriarch 58:06 - Olivia Newton John 58:50 - Trump raided, Biden 59:54 - Outro

Texas is the Australia of North America, and I'm starting to question if I am tough enough to make it here. Nature is brutal and scary, and I had my first run in with a brown recluse. I also started on antidepressants, which are helping me cope with all this. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 - Introduction 1:58 - Getting bored of hobbies 4:38 - Having my brother visit 14:46 - Going to a heckle mic 19:35 - Going to Kill Tony 26:25 - Car loans 34:10 - Finance update 36:54 - Investing in real estate 38:23 - Investing in index funds 40:06 - Using time to make money 41:57 - Don't touch the principal! 46:16 - Crypto, living off dividends 48:35 - Living in Texas, avoiding nature 50:54 - Brown recluse invasion 1:06:52 - Glue traps 1:08:16 - Coping with living with spiders 1:10:22 - Starting on Zoloft 1:14:30 - Outro, Pelosi

Kyle is my younger brother and he is visiting from Chicago. I got him drunk and then asked him to do this podcast. I'm very glad he agreed because I think we make a good podcasting duo. Subscribe on Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:52 - Dent in head 2:15 - Zoomers 2:56 - Favorite podcasts 4:53 - Autism 7:03 - Having a gay voice 9:15 - Impersonating other people 10:29 - Dent in head pt. 2 11:49 - Jewish hair 13:18 - Owning a house 16:00 - Karma, reincarnation, free will 18:34 - Nihilism, meaninglessness 21:10 - Bad people 23:00 - World of Warcraft, meeting women online 27:10 - Showing interest in women 32:17 - Being old, Zoomer humor 35:15 - Using big words to sound smart 36:50 - Feeling superior to other people 39:20 - Bragging about being smart 44:40 - Self-deprecation in comedy 47:08 - College, Kinesiology 50:34 - Meeting people in comedy 51:37 - Super Smash Bros. Melee, nerdiness 54:30 - Chads, trolling, bullying 58:49 - Empaths, manipulative people 1:03:30 - Being cynical, not trusting people 1:04:37 - Outro

This episode is about boring financial stuff like investing in index funds and building intergenerational wealth. In other words, how to be good at capitalism. I also check in on my progress with binge eating. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 2:00 - How I became a binge eater 5:35 - Fasting, keto, zero carb diet 8:12 - Healthy eating vs binge eating 9:35 - Brain Over Binge 11:33 - How I became a binger eater pt. 2 12:31 - Not listening to your primitive brain 13:52 - Fast breakers are drugs 16:12 - Why I care about eating disorders 18:10 - Sober check in 18:46 - Babies and iPhones 20:17 - Digitizing human consciousness 23:59 - Calculating your audience size 27:57 - Becoming a content creator 29:35 - Garbage day 30:20 - Hot in Texas 31:21 - Couch update 36:40 - Growing wealth 39:11 - Intergenerational wealth 41:38 - How to pass wealth down 44:55 - Spoiled rich kids 47:38 - Investing keeps you alive 48:58 - Starting a stock portfolio 51:46 - Apple (AAPL) 54:23 - Lazy investing, index funds 55:53 - Investment strategy 58:12 - Nvidia (NVDA) 58:49 - Coinbase (COIN) 1:00:07 - Compound interest 1:01:36 - Living off dividends 1:03:15 - $1bn in Dogecoin 1:05:20 - Putting your money to work 1:07:13 - Day trading, predicting the market 1:07:44 - Overinvesting 1:09:58 - Tiktok update 1:11:09 - Sandaru Sathsara 1:12:49 - Outro

In this episode I talk about childhood memories, the importance of dreaming, the geometry of the universe, and my obsession with trying to become a content creator on TikTok. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:40 - Making content 4:46 - Current state of mind 5:48 - Holidays, Christmas insomnia 9:07 - Dreams vs real life 12:06 - Why things are 2D 16:06 - Nothing in nature is flat 19:03 - Thinking too much while talking 21:02 - Having a surplus of rooms 24:45 - The Sims 3 27:37 - Having multiple homes, California 29:30 - New York, living in high rise 34:16 - Making time-lapses 35:22 - The right temperament for TikTok 45:10 - Like to view ratio 47:07 - The TikTok algorithm 49:23 - From zero to sixty followers 51:46 - What you get from going viral 53:14 - Having a gimmick, being a meme, Khaby 56:00 - Easy, low effort content 59:20 - Recycling other viral videos 1:01:17 - Creating original content 1:03:35 - Clean comedy 1:05:12 - Perseverance and discouragement 1:07:27 - Monetizing success on TikTok 1:10:10 - Depression and pride 1:12:01 - Benefits of being a loner 1:14:19 - Recap, outro

Jack Horner sits down to talk about the heaviness of sobriety, ADHD, Kill Tony, and many other topics, all of which resonated deeply with the themes of the podcast. I learned a couple new words. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:30 - Podcasts 1:33 - Autists, napoleon complex 4:20 - Diminutive 4:54 - Stimming 6:50 - Not being able to talk to people 10:58 - Assertiveness, backseat drivers 14:00 - Mushrooms, sobriety 18:12 - Bad friend groups 22:12 - Reverse narcissism 25:43 - Christian comedians 30:26 - Missouri 34:18 - Comedy and free speech, JRE 40:06 - Howard Stern 44:06 - First time on Kill Tony 50:11 - Secret show 55:54 - Imposter syndrome 1:04:26 - Being an introverted open miker 1:12:38 - Comedy influences 1:16:36 - Riding on fame, Bert Kreischer 1:21:23 - Doing comedy every night 1:25:50 - Comedy pet peeves 1:34:30 - When I knew I wanted to be a comedian 1:36:45 - Homeschooled 1:39:05 - Adhd 1:40:51 - Grandpa 1:43:38 - Favorite open mics 1:44:07 - Outro

One of the main topics of this podcast is self-improvement, and there are various things I'm trying to improve about myself. Right now my project is trying to overcome my undiagnosed binge eating disorder (BED). I eat to fill an emotional hole in my life, to the point of discomfort and shame. This occurs almost every day, and I'm getting sick of it. I need to work on treating my mental health if I want to be a professional comedian. I want to become fat adapted to hopefully clear up the brain fog that is stopping me from performing at my full potential. There's nothing worse than knowing you are not performing at the level you once were capable of. Subscribe on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 Intro 1:10 The illusion of success 2:49 Self-improvement 3:55 Sobriety, quitting alcohol 7:20 Severe depression, rumination 9:14 Self-love, good friends 10:26 Magic mushrooms, positive auras 14:15 Coolness, how to be cool, cool outfits 19:36 Chronic fatigue, brain fog, self-esteem 24:02 Knowing I'm funny, new stage name 31:12 Overeating, Binge Eating Disorder 37:31 Cashews 39:33 Keto, becoming fat adapted 41:00 Passionate about stand-up, old bitter comics 47:53 Austin comedy, being "problematic" 49:22 Kill Tony episode 561, Ari Shaffir, Italian accent 56:59 Doing Kill Tony again? 1:01:51 Underperforming 1:05:06 Timmy Gusto, hungry for longer sets 1:06:49 Comedy pacing, riffing on the room 1:08:47 Wanting to perform at 4am 1:09:30 Explaining why I'm not funny 1:10:52 Crypto, outro Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto

From episode 561 of KIll Tony. I got the gold back. Follow @timmygusto on Instagram: https://instagram.com/timmygusto Listen to my podcast: https://linktr.ee/timmygusto

I heard you were talking to so and so. Did he say anything about me? I need to know exactly what he said, word for word. This is the type of question you get asked when you're around people trying to climb the social ladder. I didn't think the Austin comedy scene would be so political. Too many Californians moved here that it feels like how people describe Los Angeles. Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto Listen to the audio version: https://linktr.ee/twshow

Ryan Joseph is a comedian from Miami, FL. He moved to Austin in 2021 and quickly rose to the top of the scene. I've been tracking his career trajectory since I moved here, so it was a pleasure having him as my first in-studio guest. We cover a lot of topics including cancel culture, Joe Rogan, and what it feels like to be jerked around by gatekeepers. He has a podcast called The Ryan Joseph Show, which you can subscribe to on YouTube. Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:22 - Favorite Austin comic 1:40 - Joe Rogan the godfather of comedy? 5:05 - Getting big from movies 6:28 - The point of doing comedy 8:11 - What sells vs the art 10:04 - The Comedy Store 11:37 - Being a Texan, guns 14:33 - Japanese cars 18:23 - Living in Austin, Chicago 19:18 - Gun laws 21:42 - Moving to Austin 26:38 - Comedy during lockdowns 30:30 - Comedy scenes, getting canceled 35:34 - Joe Rogan (cont.), Austin 40:04 - Kill Tony 42:12 - David Lucas 43:15 - Getting more humble 45:07 - Red pilled feminist 47:12 - Grubhub delivery 48:16 - Mushroom tea 49:47 - Advice from a headliner 51:44 - The best feeling in comedy 54:29 - Porn, nofap 56:48 - Being short, market value 1:10:15 - Outro Subscribe to The Ryan Joseph Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl1OSr1tVJCM_5PTAevszZw Follow Ryan Joseph on IG: https://www.instagram.com/ryanjosephcomedy/ Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto Listen to the audio version: https://linktr.ee/twshow

I did a road gig with some of my favorite comics. I gotta step up my game and become undeniable so I can keep doing shows. Being an open miker for nine years is not good for ones self esteem. I was dealt a bad hand in life and deserve to have a successful career. Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto Listen to the audio version: https://linktr.ee/twshow

My new stage name is Timmy Gusto, and I have to stick with it. You can only change your stage name so many times before people think you are running from the law. I have an accent that sounds like Sebastian Maniscalco, and people are telling me to stop doing it. I'm a loyal friend to those who are my true friends. I got up on Kill Tony again. Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto Listen to the audio version: https://linktr.ee/twshow

Being a comedian means you are subject to riding the ego rollercoaster. It is a ride that causes a lot of emotional whiplash. Mushrooms are a great tool to use when you want to take get off this ride for a while. I love doing stand-up comedy, and would do it every day if I could. It takes doing it every day to become and stay good at it. But in practice, that isn't always possible. Some people like to gatekeep others just to feel relevant. Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto Listen to the audio version: https://linktr.ee/twshow

Comedians are supposed to entertain people and offer an escape from their boring, stressful lives. Life is chaotic and depressing for most people, and a comedian should know that and use it to their advantage. I've been suffering from poor sleep quality and depression, and that is making it tough to pursue my passions at the intensity I'd like. Just because I have the freedom to pursue them, doesn't mean I have the ability. But I know that if I can successfully treat this ailment, I'll maybe start to reach my potential as a comedian. Even if you focus on nothing but stand-up comedy every day, that doesn't guarantee success. Listen to the audio version: https://linktr.ee/twshow Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto #podcasts #ttws #tws

From episode 556 of Kill Tony. This was my first time doing Kill Tony. I signed up using an old stage name, Tim Dotcom, which I don't really use anymore. I just used it to make it easier for Tony to introduce me. I'm using a different stage name now, Timmy Gusto, which is even worse. But it's easier to pronounce than my real name, and fits my persona. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timmygusto/ Watch the full KT episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wDEtPBXWIE #killtony #timdotcom #deathsquad #timmygusto #dogecoin

Most people who pursue stand-up comedy are not introverts. They are loud jerks who want to be famous. Most people who perform on comedy shows are just on the show because they're good at socializing. Real comedians tend to be introverts who are afraid to ask for free stuff. So when you are a talented comic, and are also getting gigs, that is a rare and a beautiful thing. Listen to the audio version: https://linktr.ee/twshow Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto #ttws #tws #podcasts #mentalhealth #kevinsamuels

I gotta stop letting newer comics bully me. I hate when a new comic says something that implies we are equal, when in fact I am way better than them. It is not an ego thing, it's just something that needs to be done to keep people in check and from making me not like them. If you are new at comedy, you need to respect your elders. Don't you ever touch me. Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto Listen to the audio version: https://linktr.ee/twshow

I'm sick of people thinking it's not rude to ask me personal questions just because I'm driving a decent car. It's none of your damn business what I do for a living to afford it, and if I told you you'd only hate me more. I'm not going to apologize for being young, hot and successful. From episode 26 of the Tim Weichselbaum Show. Subscribe on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5bhHu5xJT6q0ZWhr8VM8JW

This episode is filled with rage about being resented for being young, hot, and successful. It's not my fault I worked hard and made something of myself. You are the one who made it weird, not me. I also talk about how I got up on Kill Tony for the first time and did the Death Squad Secret Show. I officially no longer regret my decision to move to Austin to pursue comedy. Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 1:47 - Comedy cliques 3:44 - In-N-Out drive through pt. 1 9:34 - Young, sexy, and successful 11:16 - Being unlikable, patios, second city, improv 13:58 - Microdosing mushrooms 17:22 - Economic disparity, hugging the homeless 20:48 - Having no close friends 22:55 - Being jaded, 25:36 - Jealousy, Lex Fridman, success 28:37 - Stand-up, basic conversational skills 31:59 - The Comedy Store, The Comedy Mothership 35:08 - In-N-Out drive through pt. 2 37:30 - Hating on men 39:14 - It's not society, it's you 40:30 - Too brain damaged to be a comedian 42:29 - Liking Hitler 43:49 - Brain damaged (cont.) 45:06 - Saying shocking things on stage 46:43 - Ari Shaffir 47:45 - Flaunting my wealth on stage 49:29 - Amy Schumer 52:39 - "Hey I heard you're rich" 58:41 - My first Kill Tony appearance 1:05:44 - Michael Lehrer 1:10:00 - Deathsquad Secret Show 1:17:34 - Dogecoin, success (cont.) 1:19:02 - Outro Watch my Kill Tony appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUZCswLMU3s Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timmygusto Listen to the audio version: https://linktr.ee/twshow #killtony #austin #comedy #podcasts #tws #ttws