The Morning After

Getting to the bottom of all the hardest questions today

When is 9 better than 13? Well, it’s impressive to win 13 states on Super Tuesday running unopposed, but it’s even more impressive when all 9 Supreme Court Justices rule in your favor.

How else are you going to get fun, exotic animals in to foreign countries where they don't have them?

And other irrational things women get mad at their husbands over

Panera decided to make a “charged” lemonade that’s basically what happens if Red Bull and Monster made a baby then put it on anabolic steroids. Let’s try one!

Or meth, or whatever it was that blew up that house so spectacularly

Ships are under attack in the Red Sea. But haven't we seen this one before?

We may be a few weeks early, but that's better than being late in all of our experiences. Nonetheless, here we are for a festively drunken extravaganza. Have a glass of eggnog and join us!

Welp, looks like it’s about time for humanity to come to an end. How’s your apocalypse prep coming?

Nowhere. You aren’t going anywhere. At least not with “modern” women.

Serious question, looking for serious answers. Also, if you could kill one historic figure in the crib do you know why William T. Sherman is the right answer?

Don't get the stream set up until 5 minutes before the show and everyone loses their mind

RFKJ is jacked. You're just jealous you aren't as jacked as a 70 year old.

Some of us did some drinking on Fact Check This last night. Justin's wife may not have survived. Tonight we see who else can't make the cut!

We can remain ret@rded longer than they can remain solvent

It's only fair. If Hunter can get away with THAT, then the rest of us can get away with whatever we want.

Well, not for 64% of the children. But of all the rest there’s a 70% chance!

The country is healing, one middle school at a time.

Time for us to be as gay as possible. Afterall, Mark Cuban says it's good business, and we're all about the business around here!

Today we mourn and celebrate the life and death of Uncle Ted

I mean indicted...again. What's this, the 3rd time? 4th? Is anyone even counting?

Well, we've been booted from YouTube again. Is it time to just make Rumble our permanent home?

... yeah ... that's a real headline

Oklahoma passing a bill to allow firing squads? Trump being carted off to jail (or not)? All in the same week? Sounds like Hillary is up to something in the Sooner State...

Clyde tells us about his My Little Pony Jar, and other things that will make you want to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon. Guaranteed to either be the lowest, or terrifyingly highest, rated show we've ever done.