DudeReally -- Tickle the funny-bone, demand freedom

Man, we usually praise conservatives for NOT being Lefty savages, but now they're going Medieval on human rights. This time, in Florida, the conservative majority wants to take away the rights of kids and parents and bring the cops right into the living rooms of families by banning kids under 16 from social media. This, yet again, shows how the conservative brain is JUST LIKE the Lefty brain when it comes to controlling people and violating their rights to their own lives. This is one reason why we keep telling y'all to PLEASE read our brand new U.S. Constitution, which honors all of our rights, which we desperately need NOW! https://a.co/d/gKCthTj

It's embarrassing, friends, that the nearly 3rd world country of Argentina has elected an actual Libertarian to be president and he's gonna do what America should've done 100 years ago -- downsize government to almost nothing and honor individual rights! Javier Milei is a badass in the extreme, taking a chainsaw to his country's fascist "ministries" and bringing as much liberty as possible to the citizens, who, amazingly, elected him, even though he honestly told them that it might take almost 2 years to accomplish his feats. Wow, just freaking wow! We need this kind of rights-loving man in America right f**king now!

Great timing, great quips, that wry face that looked like it was always cooking up something delicious to deliver. He died too young. Our hearts go out to his family and dear friends.

The Benedict Arnold who backstabbed Trump in 2020 by not halting the fraudulent ballot count has now backed out of the 2024 race because it's "not my time." LMAO Bro, it was NEVER your time, you simpering, evangelistic, boring-ass, two-timing FREAK! Our only regret with Snow Top backing out is that Orange Man won't get to make fun of Snowy in the debates next year. Daaaaaamn, now us guys here at Dude Really woulda paid some serious Pay Per View cash for that spectacle. Meanwhile, goodbye to mealy-mouth rubbish!

How much longer are we going to put up with bloody anti-Semitism? How much longer is ISREAL going to put up with it and allow savages to live right next door -- savages who have stated clearly that their ultimate goal in life is to wipe Israel off the world map? It is appeasement by Israel and the US and Europe for decades that has allowed Hamas and Hezbollah and Iran to exist. It's time to put an end to all of these regimes and establish peace in the Middle East.

Some idiot psychologist (pardon the redundancy) contrived the term "toxic masculinity" back in the '80s. He wasn't so bad, really, since he attributed the term to the truly bad sh*t that men sometimes do. Problem is -- women do a lot of that same sh*t, so it just doesn't work. And, of course, the butt-hurt-arati smelly Lefties ran with the term, especially after creepy Weinstein got outed. So the furry Lefties started saying that all masculinity is basically toxic. Thing is, men are the heroic gender, by and large. We're strong and we like to protect others, and we do most of the scary, dangerous, productive stuff that keeps society rolling along and safe. Here's the link to an Atlantic article about heroic masculinity that we mention in this episode of DudeReally: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/08/heroic-toxic-masculinity-boys/675172/

In a nutty September 13 article, the once-respectable Scientific American goes full-blown Chicken Little with the following headline: "Humans Have Crossed 6 of 9 'Planetary Boundaries'." LOL ... Yes we humans are SO bad for Planet Earth that we are now irretrievably crossing some made-up Lefty boundaries of alleged harm to Mother Earth herself, and the only way to fix it, we suppose, is to take us back to the Dark Ages of human suffering. You just can't make this sh*t up, folks. These loonies are more laughs than a Bill Burr psychotic episode (which we love, BTW). Join the dudes for a little fun and diatribe. You won't regret it!

They libel him. They drag him into court after court on trumped-up BS charges. They concoct imaginary Russian and Jan. 6 fabrications. They drag hookers and losers into the limelight to slander him. But the furry Lefties just can't make him go away. Yep ... Trump is annihilating his puny competitors in the GOP nominee race for the presidency. Even the granny Lefty Washington Post says so -- as much as they hate it. DeSantis is a whiff on his way to becoming a puff. As we say on our channel, we need absolute freedom. But on the way to grabbing that freedom, Trump's the best we've got for the next four years in the Oval Office. Hooyah!

Chris Rufo is on John Stossel's program exposing the furry-ratty-Leftist woke effing sh*t parade in America, and we LOVE it. One thing we'd like to see, though, is Chris and John and other conservatives/libertarians demanding full rights in America and the absolute abolishment of learning institutions run by government, where they can teach this abominable woke trash and destroy this great country. BTW, we've got a brand new U.S. Constitution to get America on the right track to full acknowledgement and protection of our rights. Please read it and join us here on DudeReally for fun and freedom! https://a.co/d/eQyfvh0

In his phenomenal and poignant song about the working man in America and the slide of a once great country into semi-tyranny by the rich rats "North of Richmond," Oliver Anthony hits a patriotic nerve among tens of millions of Americans, who are just f**king FED UP with the Swamp's politicians and their Leftist voters, and the outright theft of our paychecks and freedoms! We HAVE to get our rights back, friends! One way we can do that is to have a new U.S. Constitution that fully protects our rights. We hope you'll read our new constitution that does exactly that, and join us here for the journey to freedom! https://a.co/d/2tfMbOi (new constitution on Amazon)

Ron DeSantis just proved he's a crony f**king capitalist just like all the other political rats in f**king Congress and around the country. He's hopped into bed with Elon Musk and a few other EV bigshots by "allowing" them to have direct sales in Florida, while the "legacy" automakers must keep their dealerships, thereby giving effing DeSantis' state of Florida those extra thieving "taxes" and guilds. DeSantis is a thief, just like all other politicians, not giving a damn about the rights of car makers or the citizens of his state.

It's bad enough that the makers of Call of Duty have gone woke, but then the yahoo idiots at Rolling Stone need to pile on and try to shame the gaming community into toeing the line on the nonsense. This is the first in a long list of deep-dives that DudeReally is going to do into the media hysteria and wokeness that pervades our world. Buckle your seatbelts!

"They make me vomit," says Dreyfuss about Hollywood's "guidelines" for demanding greater "representation" for minorities and women in film, as well as its restrictions who can play what roles because of their race or gender. It takes a LOT of guts to come out against the furry Lefty culture and its PC Privileging. As Richard says, "hurt feelings" cannot guide art -- especially great art! Rock on, Rich!

Some comedians back off when the bitt-hurt gobble loudly, but Chrissie Mayr pulls out a can of whoop-ass, precipitating an exodus of cows, who knocked over Chrissie's merch table on the way out. Chrissie was taking some hilarious jabs at Bud Light's Dylan Mulvaney when the Lefties screeched because -- well, you know -- Lefties can't keep their f*cking traps shut. Great to see somebody standing up to the insane and pathetic. Chrissie -- you go, girl!!

That's right. The virtue-signaling, panties-wearing, basement-dwelling, Marxist-driveling, ass-kissing furry Lefties are now fodder for the lower criminals and the high criminals (aka politicians). There's no stoppin' stupid, folks. Guns are our greatest protection against the political criminal class, but these Furries are in bed with the political class, so what the hell do they care -- until the criminals come knockin' on THEIR door at 3 a.m.

Governments have been doing it for thousands of years, and we've been rolling over and letting them do it. The U.S. government is the biggest robber baron in the history of the world, stealing more than $100 trillion from Americans. Politicians call it "taxation." But it's not that, is it? It's the coercive taking of private income -- to fund their boondoggles and their violations of our rights. We have to change the whole kit and kaboodle of government -- and make those f**kers BEG for every last penny that they think they need! yeah buddy

The Brits have given the world probably the greatest intellectual insights in the history of civilization and yet they're STILL going through this medieval ceremony of kings and queens. Seriously! This is -- as one Briton said in a sign -- getting a bit silly, folks. Not to mention that the citizens were stolen from ("taxes") to pay for this glitzy hogwash. Let's move on, friends across the pond!

The Furries (aka "Democrats") have been destroying cities across America for decades, milking capitalism dry and turning 1st World regions into 3rd World crime-riddled devastation. So now, even pandering Capitalists can take it anymore. Whole Foods is shutting down a marquee store in San Francisco, and Wal-Mart is closing FOUR stores in Chicago. OK, looters, can you say "Bye Bye." It's time to get our rights back and put politicians in prison. And we need a brand new constitution, so we wrote one -- for sale on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BRLB1HLP?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_2ERWGHQTTG8RJRTZAM3H

Religion -- ALL religion -- is a disease, a cancer on the mental faculties. Many of you who are religious are still pretty nice folks, but those in charge of religion -- priests at all levels -- are steeped in the mysticism of religion, having abandoned their rational faculties a long time ago. Is it any wonder that their secret wickedness manifests itself on occasion with detestable conduct, usually aimed at children, as happened with the so-called "Dalai Lama" and the archdiocese of Baltimore?! Religion destroys the human mind, supplanting mysticism for rationality. We can only be free if people stop that nonsense, gain full self-esteem and demand their rights. Please read our new U.S. Constitution, which explains our rights fully. https://a.co/d/9O66O6A

The so-called "RESTRICT" act by the criminals on Capitol Hill would give the Commerce Secretary virtually unlimited access to private information and extra-legal power to snoop -- even without a warrant. They say it's because of TikTok and Discord, but it's not. It's about power over us people. It's ALWAYS about power. We need a new Constitution to protect our individual rights, so please get the new Constitution that Dax wrote for the United States. Here it is! https://a.co/d/9O66O6A

It is OBVIOUS -- to coherent and rational minds -- that the so-called conservative insurrection was just a mostly peaceful gathering and a little hell-raising in places. The real insurrection took place behind closed doors -- the closed doors of the Leftist rats trying to hold on to power and take away our rights. It's time to demand our rights and put the SOBs in prison, mopping floors and picking up bars of soap.

The politically correct "pride" community has now gone WAAAAY too far -- using up more than 25% of the English alphabet with (don't laugh) LGBTQIA+. So DudeReally has decided it's time for Ockham's razor. It's time for a little tucking and fitting. It's time for a trim -- especially since the L and G and Q mean exactly the same thing (gay), and there's no such thing as a person who can "trans" to another gender, and "Bi" is just having a little more fun, and don't even get us started on the new "I" and "A". So the new symbol for the TWO sexual traits is ... H+. That handles both heteros and homos. So ... you're welcome! Later, gator.

Concocting some bullshit alleged Chinese spying, the U.S. government rats wanna shut down TikTok. But it ain't about spying. It's about the rats not wanting quick and free sharing of information ABOUT the rats and other things they don't want Americans talking freely about. Demand your rights and freedom, friends!

Genetics make it impossible for men to be women and vice versa, but that don't stop some people from dipping their toes into insanity -- pretending that they have "transgendered" over to the other side, as if they would even know what that would feel like. But the worst part may be the enablers -- those who pretend it's all real and perfectly normal. Yup.

40-year MIT professor Richard Lindzer explains the corruption of the climatology field because of political cash and propaganda, and we talk about his brilliance. Oh, and, yeah, we have a little fun at the Lefties' expense. C'est la vie, furries!