DudeReally -- Tickle the funny-bone, demand freedom

The furry rats of the Left have been successful at ONE thing: their slander and lies and constant haranguing have made Donald Trump so toxic that weak-spined GOP and Libertarians won't vote for him anymore, even though they did in 2016. The rest of us (with stout spines and aren't pussies) would vote for him again. But that might not be enough, since the Left has also figured out how to steal elections in a big way. So we need somebody who is like Trump, but not him. Our vote is for DeSantis. Sorry, Don!

It's bad enough that the furry rat bastards in Congress have been printing fake cash like a whore on a bender, but now they want to digitize fake cash, so all they have to do is hit a button and VOILA, more fake cash quick -- and more inflation that steals the value from Americans' paychecks and bank accounts. But it's worse than that. With digitized fake cash, the furry SOBs could monitor EVERY SINGLE THING you do, EVERY PENNY you spend -- and know exactly where you are and what you're doing. It's Big F**king Brother, folks, watching and controlling your every move. We must take back our rights to privacy and cash and action NOW. We must understand and insist upon our rights! Let's do it! Stop the theft!

Americans have become enslaved, friends, with the furry politicos taking up to 50% of our hard-earned cash -- and they're laughing all the way to their plantation houses. They shut our economy down, impoverish us, tell us what we can and can't do, where we can and can't go, what drugs we can or can't take. You name it! It's time to take back our individual rights -- right NOW!

The Furry Left politicos in America and Canada want to take away our right to our guns -- OUR property. The only way the weasel wanna-be-dictators can get their communism/fascism/socialism is to disarm us and turn us into the rest of the sissies in the world who gave up their guns. Yes, we're talking about you, Britons and Australians -- and everybody else who gave up your fundamental right to protect yourself and your family. We're not gonna let 'em do it!

Don't let 'em win! Don't let the crazies (antifa, BLM, Leftists) get ya down. Fight back against wang-dang-crazy! Make yourself safe and too damn dangerous for anybody to mess with ya -- while we try to get the world back to a good, rational place. Don't let stupid rule YOU! Let's do this together! And let's keep havin' fun!

The furry leftist vermin politicians are outright STEALING our money, but not just taxation. They have counterfeited trillions of dollars in so-called "stimulus" after taking away our rights and shutting us down during the PANNNNNNNNdemic, and those counterfeit bills are crapping out inflation like America hasn't seen in 42 years, and inflation STEALS the value right out of your paychecks, friends. Let's put the Furries in prison. Have them yanked out of the White House and Congress and busting bricks behind bars -- and no secret hairdos for Pelosi!

Cop who murdered George Floyd was a savage. The looters across the U.S. are savages. They're all cut from the same barbaric cord. Savages be savages. When we get angry, we don't got steal sh*t. We try -- actually try -- to make sh*t right. Right? Don't pretend you're on your high-horse because a man got murdered by a VERY bad cop. You're a rational animal, bitch. Act rational and do the right thing and STOP f**king stealing other people's sh*t! Dude -- REALLY?!

Leftist liberals create their own nasty alternate universe, in which the truth is now false and the false is now true, and if they say it enough, they're "right" no matter what -- you know, like in Nazi Germany. They call Trump a racist. He ain't. They say America sucks. It's the greatest country in history. They say there's privilege. There ain't. They say blacks are oppressed. They ain't. They say we can't own guns. We can and SHOULD. They say we can't speak our minds. We sure as hell CAN. This video is in praise of Trump and four more years! Yeah ... we said it!

Man, is the human race EVER going to be freaking free?! Huh?! People are stupid, irrational, pig-headed and will do the craziest sh*t -- and it's been happening for centuries, for millennia. And dude, really, there's only one way to put a stop to this human craziness -- be rational always. Use that 3 pounds between our ears to figure out EXACTLY what individual rights are and to then DEMAND THE SH*T out of those rights -- to get governments out of our living rooms and cars and businesses. And, of course, to put an end to the crazy, smelly Lefties. Party on!

Racism racesmizm, Whatever! America got rid of rampant, widespread racism several decades ago. Is there still some racism in small pockets? Of course. Does it matter on a society level, where there have to be freaking movements? Hell -f***ing no! Don't believe us? Just ask the Hodge Twins (Hodgetwins on YouTube) or hundreds of others who haven't actually bought into the Leftist lie of rampant racism and instead want racism-fascism control by government (Democrats) of American lives! Yo, is what it is!

The primary cause of the horrible Uvalde tragedy was not guns, or even a negligent police response. It was the fact that politicians have taken control of our kids' minds in places that the furry politicos like to call (with a straight face) "public schools." We must ALL take our kids out of those indoctrination camps and put an end to government propaganda poison forced into young minds -- and put an end to "soft spots" for cowardly murderers to kill our kids. And we must keep ourselves armed to the teeth in case the furry vermin politicians ever decide to come after us adults and our guns. Our rights depend upon it!

Oopsy-boopsy, yeah, we'll say it -- Political Correctness ain't correct at all. It's a freaking cult of the butt-hurt. You know, the whiny-babies and identity-mongers who either don't have a freaking job or they're a crook (AKA politician). For chrissakes, they took away my Aunt Freaking Jemima, the butt-hurt bimbos did. So, us being a couple of cool and smart guys, we figure the PC puss-blubberers will white-out (heh-heh) everything that is good and wholesome soon. Sooooooo, Damon took a test I gave him on the show. Let's see if you can do better than Damon on choosing new PC names for things that the lefty swamp-breathers haven't gotten around to yet -- like the "White House." Aaaaaaack!

With the savages roaming the streets now while the politicians PRAISE the freaking savages or the politicians just sit back and watch the savages try to prey on us good-folk, it's a world gone cray-crazy, and it's time for us good-folk to rise up and put these Antifa/BLM and other savages where they belong -- back in their mommy's basement or in prison. And to put the crooks (politicians) in prison with them!

"Privilege" is poo-poo. Yeah, we said it. Ain't no such thing as privilege -- the way most people think about it. People of certain races or sexes or wealth are NOT -- repeat, are NOT -- privileged in America, the land of the free. The only people who ARE privileged in America are those given privilege by freaking government. You know, people on "welfare" with the "privilege" of stealing other people's money, and people who take advantage of "affirmative (F-ing) action" and union thugs and other bullsh*t government privileges handed down to the "victims" of the world. Party on, Garth!

You is either male or female, yo. Take your pick. And you ain't a dolphin or a daffodil or an Attack Helicopter (LOL) or whatever. You ain't a Z or Za or a They. You are a man or woman! Depends on the junk you got in your trunk and the DNA party-timing in your blood. If you're a dude who does the trans to chick, well, you may "identify" as a chick, but you still got dude DNA parting in your circulatory system, so get the F out of female sports! Yo, man the F up. Got that matey? Or, um, Sheila? Now, go forth and prosper and get the F out of the gender water!

Who coulda thought grocery shopping would be the zombie apocalypse as soon as freaking 2020!!?? Dude, really?! Wear a mask. Don't wear a mask. Do the two-step shuffle around other shoppers. Weathering the side-stare evil glance from mask-wearers. Looking at other humans like they got the freaking plague -- which they might! This sheeeeee-ite has got to end soon, yo! Oh, yeah, and lockdown governors should be tortured and feathered! Just sayin'!

Um, uh, yeah, we're making fun of RELIGION! LOL ... Yo, it's WAY past time to grow up, WORLD! Religions aren't just dusty and dirty and nasty and WRONG. They are WAAAAYYYYYY past their shelf-life for being relevant. They are primitive in their understanding of the universe and of morality. Us humans -- yeah, that's you and us dudes -- know what is right and wrong, right? Yeah, right! We don't need the pulpit puppets pulling our strings. Let's grow up!

Women got their full rights in America, equal to men, in 1920 -- 100 freaking years ago -- with the passage of the 19th Amendment, which was a win for the REAL feminists of the late 19th century and early 20th century. You know, great chicks like Susan B. Anthony! Since then "feminism" is just a bunch of whiny brats -- for a century -- that includes women bitch-ass "men" like Trudeau in Canada. Yo, dude, really, it's time for modern celebrity femis and all the other simpering femis to woman-up and stop pussy-hatting around for privileges from government, which is all feminism has been for 100 years! If you claim you're as bad-ass as men, well then, beotches, stop whining! Yo!

Even though DudeReally is about having fun and talkin' straight about shit, this time we gotta mostly just talk straight -- about seriously bad shit: the killing of an innocent jogger by a group of thug vigilantes who took the law into their own hands, when they could've just called the cops. This ain't supposed to be a race thing or a media-frenzy thing. It's about vermin vigilantes in a truck who shot innocent Armaud Arbery. And those vigilantes have GOT to do serious prison time! And the message had better damn well go out to others that being a vigilante means being a goddamn thug who violates others' rights. Nuff said!

MLK got it right when he said that the only thing that REALLY matters about another human being is "content of character" -- not BS like skin color or race or sex or any other physical qualities. The PRIMARY thing we all bring to the table to be judged by ourselves and by others is the content of our mind and how we express that great mind. The only "diversity" needed in friendships or marriages or jobs or businesses is the diversity of MIND -- not all that other bullsh*t that the diversity crowd keeps perversing about! Yo, dude, really!

The problem with the whole virus reaction by criminals (politicians) isn't that they've gone too far. It's that they did any freaking thing at all! It ain't their job to police our actions and tell us what we can and cannot do or what is essential or nonessential. It's their ONLY job to protect our rights to act as we please with our own stuff. And then -- THEN -- if they find somebody actually endangering someone else, they can move in and arrest that bad person. Otherwise, leave us and our businesses the f**k alone! They leave us no choice but to civilly disobey or, after this mess is over, to go give them a big piece of our mind at city counsel meetings, etc.!

Dude, really, women can't freaking drive! Are women beautiful and fun and tantalizing, well, freaking heck yeah! But can they drive? NOOOOOOOOO. If us dudes had a dollar for every time a woman drove without her cellphone, we'd be freaking broke and homeless. Baby, Rihanna said it best. Shut up and drive! Love ya, darlin'!

Parents are freaking their sh*t about their loving, cherished children being home from the concentration camps -- er, public schools, where the kids are told to be obedient! Maybe -- just freaking maybe, DUDE -- it's time to take our loved children OUT of the freaking socialist, propaganda camps NOW and teach them what real FREEDOM is, yo!

Dude, really, the political criminals are trying to tell us to stay home and trying to tell businesses to close, as if freaking scumbags can violate the rights of free Americans whenever they wish. But the real problem is US -- yeah, you and us two dudes, because we let this scumbaggery happen. We GOT to stop drinking the Kool-Aid on this sh*t and tell the political criminals to mind their own freaking business! Really! No quarantines -- more FREEDOM!

Dude, people are freaking their sh*t about toilet paper, and criminals, er, excuse me, POLITICIANS, are "demanding" that we don't go outside. Um, hello, dude, REALLY, whose freaking country is it anyway? OURS, baby. Yes, really, DUDE!