Off the Rails Podcast

Today we are talking with comedian Mike Kobin. We will be doing a bunch of comedian stuff. William has the poison muke, Tom starts off with his "bad joke monolog" and of course we put Mike on the HOT SEAT! Audio: https://audioboom.com/posts/7751325-season-2-episode-51-mike-kobin

We are back with Dejan Kralj of Daniel Rey music. This week we look at a shark’s penis, find out what’s under a sex robot, frozen malfunction, German dong statue missing, check out the monoliths, parrots swearing, Indonesian sex toy update, NASA littering, Hungarian polititan’s gay sex orgy, another comedians back joke, Nawty in Nawleons update, selling more than you want, and Dejan also sings one of his songs from Daniel Rey music. Audio: https://audioboom.com/posts/7748748-season-2-bonus-50-dejan-kralj-from-the-gufs

This week we have Dejan Kralj Bassist of the Gufs. Follow his music at Danielreymusic.com. We get into his music journey, and what it’s like being a bassist in a band. Don’t forget to share the live feed for a prize to be announced next week and we will keep that ball rolling, but first THE HOT SEAT!!!

This week's bonus we start you off with a nightmare, poison muke dining, Chemistry professors bad joke monologue, Why I don’t go to the dentist often, a legit reason to leave home, topless in parks, eye popping lashes, Encenoman 2, Japanese mayor in trouble, science killing porn, Brexit killing sex toys, and NY killing orgies, what will we ever do in this amazing bonus episodes?!?!?! Audio: https://audioboom.com/posts/7743649-season-2-bonus-49

This week we talk with lead singer of Pet Engine Stephen Ziel. We talk about the new project they are working on, Mommy Missy has an announcement, and much more but first… THE HOT SEAT!!! Audio: https://audioboom.com/posts/7741063-season-2-episode-49-stephen-ziel-from-pet-engine

We are back for a bonus episode and joined by Elle Yeah. This week we check out new trends in shorts and masks, some funny clips, Rockafeller Christmas tree, sky pool, german sketch artist, Rick Moranis getting punched, apologies for mushrooms all around, too quick to Karen, LOTS of sex robots, Gates on cemeteries, a cool ass teacher, sound beaming, flying cars, and much more in these always awesome bonus episodes! Audio: https://audioboom.com/posts/7738785-season-2-bonus-48-elle-yeah

Mark Metcalf and the Off the Rails Crew of Tom Klein, William Krolowitz, and Molly Westenberger are back with another movie review. This week we watched and are reviewing Like Water for Chocolate. It is a 1992 Mexican film that is in the style of magic realism. Check out the trailer here. https://youtu.be/vb2QJvmETL4

We recently got to talk with Dobie Maxwell and Corey Scholtka in studio Season 2 Episode 48 and Dobie shared a great story about meeting Jeff Foxworthy before he was famous and epically turning him down.

This week we have Mr. Lucky Dobie Maxwell along with the prince of real estate Corey Sholtka. We will be talk a ton about the state of comedy, the future of comedy, Covid impact, website naming rights, a little big of real estate…. But first… THE HOT SEAT!!!! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-48-dobie-maxwell-and-corey-scholtka/s-C0V0nS0qU8M

This week we have the Hilarious actor, writer, comedian and, podcast host Tom Clark. We find out what is going on at the world series of comedy in Las Vegas, removing sketch comedy, but first… THE HOT SEAT!! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-47-comedian-tom-clark/s-s50YkHb09FG

We are back with Bonus episode 46 veterans day special Former Army SGT William Krolowitz. The fun we have going on is Tiny butthole robots, buncha whale shit, Men using porn store toys, maybe a sex robot, Halloween props, off duty storm trooper, woman battling a coyote, weed and kangaroos, Thailand bans porn, sex law app, Britain is banned from sex again, bad Facebook giveaway, and muck more in these always fun bonus episodes! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-46-veterans-day/s-W6bKv3zUzam

Movies with Mark is back and bigger than ever with Mark Metcalf as our new movie review co-host! This week we watched and review "What the Constitution Means to Me" which is currently streaming on Amazon Prime video. Check out the trailer here: https://youtu.be/P2zSRdVanDY Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/mwm-what-the-constitution-means-to-me/s-aNlB3JZQwpf

This is our 4th annual veterans day special, and we have Former Army SGT William Krolowitz, and former army sgt Mark Martin join us to help say thank you to all the veterans for their sacrifice. We have a couple army stories, honor our vets by letting them tell their stories, thank you to all the VETS out there, but first. THE HOT SEAT!!!

Tom got a new #leaf #blower and is finding new uses for it every day... some more useful than others. The big question is how long it will take him to get to the leaves in the yard.

We are back for our 3 year anniversary bonus! This bonus episode we watch a kid eat baking cocoa, talk about #Halloween decorations that got the cops called, a cute Christmas ornament, the Full #leopard experience, #Chess ass stabbing, a creepy #robot, weird #turkey story, #monkey labor, #Cheating husband, a bad term paper, a first date gone wrong, #KFC logs, racist lake, Norway's long overdue apology, and MUCH more in this always mazing bonus episode.

This is our 3 year anniversary Universe!!! To help us celebrate we have the legendary actor #Mark #Metcalf. You might know him as #Neidermeyer from #Animal #House, the #Maestro from #Seinfeld, the #Master in #Buffy the #Vampire #Slayer and Angel, or the dad from the #Twisted #Sister videos. We put Mark on the hot seat and talk some of his many roles over the years and so much more.

We are back with the lovely mother daughter duo Roz and Samara of #Turner #Talent #Network. This bonus we talk more in depth about the Turner Talent Network, check an #arborist with #fire, best way to kill #ants, a #Ghost #wedding, chicks nuts about marriage, Gay penguin thieves, and MUCH MUCH More in this always amazing BONUS EPISODE! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-bonus-44-roz-and-samara-from-turner-talent-network/s-zXxoVhyVezY

This week we have Roz and Samara Turner of Turner Talent Network. We will be checking out a zoom call gone bad, Reasons to pull your dick out on zoom, a relationship gone bad, and we will learn about the cutthroat business of booking comedy…. But first…. THE HOT SEAT!!! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-44-roz-and-samara-of-turner-talent-network/s-Uv3mh6sFQ4E

This week we have the incredibly funny Robert L Hines! You may know him as the negro pope, and the Urban entrepreneur Toby Jones! We will check out a cougar stalking a man, and as always we will put our guest on the hot seat. Check out https://www.robertlhines.com/ Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-43-robert-hines/s-EgIHfUJDvvz

Tom, William, and Molly talk with Ron Purtee about his podcast and his newest film. Find out more on ronhasawebsite.com. We also talk about the world's longest pedestrian bridge and how nothing would make Tom walk across it, a woman kicked off a Southwest flight and leaves the Captain shirtless, underwater pumpkin carving that Molly thought was cool, and as always we put our guest on the hot seat. Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-42-ron-purtee/s-Jz4kalu465o

Tom is out today and William and Michael expertly take the reigns along with Molly. We are talking with with actor, writer, comedian, Michael Gull and get to premier a trailer for his new movie "Cactus Jack". We talk to Michael about the movie and so much more. William tackles the opening monolog like a pro and we play some pick your poison. Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-41-michael-gull/s-Xax3ODfv9ew

We are back with the boys for a sausage fest filled bonus episode. We show a ton of funny clips, chicken mcnugget body pillow, cops not knowing what a good traffic bust is, what’s up with Kanye, we could lose porn to covid, death threats to Vietnamese restaurants, Taco Bell rant, maybe some games, and more in this packed bonus episode. Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-bonus-40-tea-krulos/s-xHklZBifQ2F

This week we have Author of Heroes in the night, Monster Hunters, Apocalypse any day now, and his new book American Madness. Tea is also an investigative journalist, and give haunted tours in Milwaukee. We talk some conspiracy theories that turned out to be true, and dig deep into his book American Madness. Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-40-tea-krulos/s-Zes7xfKvNRg

We are back with the absolutely amazing Elle Mae!!! William and Michael are taking up the reigns and bringing the funny. This bonus episode we see what 16 years of ear wax looks like, Comedy animal photo awards, portapottys flying down the road, rise of technosexuals, cricket shortages, cloning people with AI, Chinese word for UMM, masturbatory manor, Australian sex parties, Tylenol, trick or treat banning, and we might even try out a new game on this always fun bonus episode! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-bonus-39-elle-mae/s-Q69SozxzAjA

This week we are joined by the lovely, sexy, talented Elle Mae!!! Sexy certiefied burlesque performer, teacher, and director. She is also a Les Cougar and my favorite cougar in general. Joining us are Stand-up comics William Krolowitz, and Michael Holworth! This week we talk naked cleaners soaring, appropriate restaurant behavior, teen bitten on the penis, Cuties on Netflix, all things burlesque, but first…. THE HOT SEAT!!! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-39-elle-mae/s-Qsty3zhlnoM