Off the Rails Podcast

I fell down the amazing rabbit hole that is The Secret by Byron Preiss. This book was written in 1982 and contains a series of 12 poems an 12 pictures and when matched up they provide a treasure map of sorts to 12 different treasures that Preiss buried in 12 cities across the United States. One of the 12 as buried in Milwaukee Wisconsin. This is my quick condensed solution for the Milwaukee treasure. Please let me know what you think or if you have any questions in the comments.

This week we have Alex’s dream gift, it’s expensive to calm Mike Tyson, Molly and I signed up for a reality TV show, I make your butt pucker, testicle health, Rise in Butt Stuff, what buttstuff leads to, more buttstuff, largest roman cock statue, lab made meat, cop trouble, worse cop trouble, hot dog straw, and a fitting last sex robot story!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8150511-last-show-season-4-episode-491

This week we talk with David Kausgaard and Darryl Hill #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8142498-david-kausgaard-and-darryl-hill-season-4-episode-490

This week the dad from footloose was right, a fart sandwich, a some stories for Will, Russian chess robot, a golden opportunity, Scotlands hot new sport, I fucking told ya so, skittles, right place right time, nudest feud, mafia drama, and robot sexting! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8133828-rob-hines-season-4-episode-489

This week we talk about my almost Twitter blunder, Is Molly ride or die? Oh shit, it’s a Ginger trap, weird sea sex, the poophole loophole, sweet new job, new workout technique, high pressure sales, we go commando now, you are aware you died, sperm extraction, and a sex robots first accent!!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke

This week we have the 2nd best basketball player in the room Mike Kobin. Joining us is the King of Des Moines Matt Banwart. This week something is wrong, Turkey teeth, the perfect sound, weird fetishes, weird Kinks kinks, reaching out, Princess Diana Facebook warning, we call Stranger Things, another reason to get off social media, some things we don’t need to know, lots of oops, a PSA, and sex robots to rule the world!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8125583-matt-banwart-season-4-episode-487 Video: https://youtu.be/gUk67HszztY

This week we have all the magic of a Summer in Greece with Zophar and Coldtrain!!! This week whatch doin Terry, #chimptoo, embarrassing parents, It is not just us, don’t worry, ok, now worry, why I like psychology, scromiting, nunya Shabusiness, what’s normal in Japan, #gentleminions, banking poop, raining anchovies, call the non-electric police, and a SEX ROBOT DELIVERY SERVICE!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8121156-zophar-and-coldtrain-season-4-episode-486

This week we have a farting waffle iron, bite the puss, mile high club, sky dick drop, Good news for Will, recycled sewage beer, whistling scrotum, question for Will, the Zuck, award winning vegan human burger, gimp man, new tiktok challenge, and 1 month until Sex Robots!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8117035-elijah-holbrook-season-4-episode-485

This week we make Will squirm, friend or food, frog army, AI is about to attack, best audience ever, Jimmy Johns, wrong order, most Will story possible, military orgy, T-1s, dead Alexa, super gonorrhea, messy Molly, are you side? And after this episode you might want to shut down sex robots all together!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8112915-recon-roy-season-4-episode-484

In this episode we have #Swedengate, how to make a quick $2, double high 5, fake Klay, Disney’s notes, elephants never forget, never forget Steve Irwin, real squid game, monkey pox guidance, littering and... Hot hairy dude summer, no tampons, that bitch, Georgia NOPE, and no sex robot because will was not supposed to be here. #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8108775-the-guys-season-4-episode-483

This week we talk with special guest Ton Johnson. We talk Sexy Trash cans, a weird sex crime, F**ck the French, ER warns of a new invention, Tom's new fishing lure, pillars of sexting, the power of an orangutan, spider night light, relax it's just bed bugs, and a really strange car insurance claim. #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8103962-ton-jonson-season-4-episode-482 Video: https://youtu.be/pwl0NUGo7B4

This is a clip of Season 4 Episode 9 with special guest Rob Hines where Will fires everyone. Full video: https://youtu.be/Zx_FVlriZ-o #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke

This week we watched and reviewed the 1991 film Raise the Red Lantern. It was directed by Zhang Yimou and stars the beautiful Gong Li who plays a young woman who becomes the newest concubine to a wealthy man. Check out the trailer here https://youtu.be/x8kwb4qFrT4

This week another NASA Asteroid, filter fun, never China’s fault, strippers eye view, a record I could break, 3D printed parts, Church work, AI, Dress coded, a reality check, gene editing, no more Elvis weddings, sperm ban, I’m offended coin, and somehow we will get sex robots in this bonus episode!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8099761-the-guys-season-4-episode-481

This week we are back with Actor, comedian, writer, all around groovy dude Clay Newman!!! This week gave us crows saving the planet, a Zimbabwe bank, hanger reflex, porn again Christian, period crunch, mind blowing sex, new hands, roman graffiti, robot crabs, flight whacking, mandog, erect nipple study, apocalypse nope, instead of a dick pic, and Will’s sex robot story of elderly companion robots!!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8094936-clay-newman-season-4-episode-480

The Krolowitz family is back to take over for a wrap up on our draft special. They will be discussing the draft and how their picks panned out and just having some fun. Join in the conversation :)

This week we talk about something you don’t see every day, an emergency stop button, story of the week, charged for crying, a good shot, first come first serve, we need Molly’s help, why Greek statues have small dongs, airing it out, a rare shiny Walmart, cokes useless invention, pranks gone bad, pee-cycling, airport beer, a weird cop story, pets vs kids, and getting friend zoned by a sex robot!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8091042-will-and-tom-season-4-episode-479

Mark Metcalf, Tom, Molly, and William are reviewing and discussing A Quiet Place live! Come join the conversation!!

Today we are talking live with comedian Kim Wadsworth

This week we have first time church wine, from wino to rhino, art into art, Walmart people comeback, ball hacking, Madonna can just go away, stray lion, no grandkids lawsuit, herping, don’t say bald, panties condom, out with a bang, Norm, worst tick ever, a decent thief a shitty thief, the chosen 1, hope for Molly, a weird protest, the power of Thor, you won’t guess who is ready for foreplay…. SEX ROBOTS!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke

This week we talk with special guests Erin Morris and Korey Strike. We also have a surprise guest Recon Roy. Tom is back with another "bad joke monologue" and we put everyone on the hot seat! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke Audio only: https://audioboom.com/posts/8084822-korey-strike-and-erin-morris-season-4-episode-29

We are live in studio with Erin Morris and Korey Strike

We are back with Ryan Thomas!! We talk about a goofy couple, Molly’s hand transplant, being a real man again, PSA Don’t bang dogs, Chapelle Showdown, genital capital of the world, is Kim Kardashian worthy, attention baldies, monkey trial, time to retire a ton more and no sex robots because it’s Mother’s Day!!!! #podcast #new #comedy #stand #up #funny #advice #how #cast #hilarious #lol #haha #wtf #tiktok #show #host #comedic #comedy #offtherails #offtherailstm #rails #germancomedy #funnypodcast #hiddengem #milwaukee #mke

This week we talk with special guest comedian Ryan Thomas. Will tries out some new jokes, we talk ghosts, deer legs, comedy and everything in between.

Today we are talking with comedian Ryan Thomas and we also have a special guest in the studio for Mother's day. Tom's mom is joining us!