Off the Rails Podcast

Tom, Michael Holworth, and Molly are joined by Ron Purtee and briefly by Heather Allansdottir before the blizzard gets the best of her again. They talk about yet another sex robot update and then play some would you rather. Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-bonus-38/s-q4C1Afr1UC8

This week we have Heather Katharine Allansdottir a British-Australian[2] writer and professor at Bifröst University in Iceland. Former Improv comedian GO IMPS, these days she Dr. of Constitution law and is involved in the law of the artic and law of space if she isn’t running from the Egyptian government. Can we call you dr. Const for short? Joining us is stand up comic William Krolowitz, also copiloting is the mystery man himself Michael Holworth. Before we dive into space law we hear from my new hero protesting boneless wings, The first erect penis is shown on Brittish TV, No happy hairstylist allowed, Texas finally allows chicks to bring tampons to the bar exam, but first… THE HOT SEAT Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-38-heather-allansdottir/s-CDp0Uu7LuJe

This is a packed episode, Tom and Molly are joined by Christine Hazel Decker and Comedians William Krolowitz and Mike Howarth with us. William and Mike may be co-hosting with Tom in the future with season 3 looming ever closer. This episode is a little different from our normal show. Christine shares her personal experience with the BLM protest in Kenosha Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-37-christine-hazel-decker/s-Rq6x3K7Yc4N

This is a packed episode! We have Christine Hazel Decker and Comedians William Krolowitz and Mike Howarth with us.

Tom, Molly, and the local legend are back in the new studio. This episode we talk First pitch, mosquito tornadoes, what happens when you mess with a baby bison, lesbians raffling sperm, Britain and Germany don’t have their priorities right, Hollywood ditching sex scenes, zombie pigs, trained birds delivering frozen treats, LOL sex dolls, First cyborg, Jurassic park mosquitoes and of course the HOT SEAT! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-36-tom-and-jeff/s-ex5WiwByk4H

We are back with Chris House founder of Wisconsin’s largest #Horror Film Festival, #Twisted #Dreams. Molly is here blech!. This week we goof on mullets, naked German’s, sex robots, Molly’s weird fetish, #Fortnite VS #Apple, Killer Robot update, Rise of “Step” porn, Halloween this coming year, Homeschooling, killer robots, and more in an amazing bonus episode!!! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-bonus-35-chris-house-twisted-dreams/s-KhNk4ccxX8a

This week we have one of the founding fathers of Twisted Dreams Film Festival, Chris House. Copiloting from the Idaho, your friendly neighborhood Hobbit, world famous Comic Nate Ford. This episode we give the penis plenty of attention, Like A LOT of attention, Hollywood starting back up again, Chris D’Elia gets replaced by a chick showing that Hollywood might have a mean sense of humor, AAAAAAAAANNND THE HOT SEAT!!!

Back at it we are here with Pro wrestler, podcaster, movie producer and actor Kory Castle. Ron is pulling up the reigns and Molly is doing stuff too. We have naked Ukranian man, Clog dancing scandal, 102 year old woman who can’t die, government pleading to have online sex, phone ups just for that, FEDOR is back, Kim Jun Un’s personal traveling toilet, NYC’s liquor infused ice cream, naughty trolls recalled, George RRRRRR Martin in trouble, Cheetos Mac N Cheese, and a ton more in your favorite bonus episode. Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-bonus-34-cory-castle/s-DcmJ82iPKty

Tune in and pick a number 1-500. We will be doing a live random number drawing for 2 separate prizes. Must be present to win.

This week we have professional #wrestler, stand up #comic, #actor, and short film #producer #Cory #Kastle. Cory also podcasts a show called rassel rock. Copiloting this episode is the King himself, Right hand Ron the Hammer Purtee. 3 Podcast hosts and some eye candy, enjoy hearing about The #Rock buying #XFL, banning Sweet Caroline, a morgues black penis birthday cake scandal, Europe losing their mind when it comes to policing comedy, but first THE HOT SEAT!!! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-34-cory-kastle/s-LPuuVBjQOg9

The sequel, Railblazers Return Mark, and World Famous #Comic Nate Ford. Molly is tagging along like a little brother. We have a bad #mistaken #kidnapping, Japanese #giant #robots, apple glasses, #smart #tattoos, Hologram porn, the Great Chinese sperm shortage, A lot wrong with Australia, Magical squid teeth, , getting wokefished, #Ellen sucks, #zombie cicadas, and A LOT more in this jam packed bonus episode. Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-bonus-33-tom-mark-and-nate/s-PLdXSeUINAj

This week we are having a railblazing special with the World Famous #Comic Nate Ford! Returning from paternity leave Mark is back! On the show we have Molly’s new #workout equipment, the #testicle #festival, re-growing a penis, #reusable cloth #toilet #paper, Ordering women to wear makeup, #Elon #Musk choosing to be homeless, But we always start with THE HOT SEAT!!! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-33-3-man-weave/s-gYCeI2Q70WQ

We are back with Josh Bachynski of comic vs philosopher podcast. Everyone’s favorite Hobbit has grabbed the reigns, Comic Nate Ford. Molly is around here somewhere. This week we see what happens when you play dean in a Bison Attack, Awesome license plate, Sex robot update, Penis facemasks, prescription glory holes, how covid testing became all caddywhampus, Whore girlfriends, survival of the friendliest, mother and father of the year, dildo theft, Drive thru strip clubs, and more in this jam packed bonus episode.

This week we have the philosopher half of comic vs philosopher, White hat Vs Black hat SEO show. PhD and Masters in Ethics and Decision theory, Don’t Be Evil Documentary, googles secret war, Author of the Zombies Josh Bachynski. He also has 3 black belts so laugh or he will kick your ass. Copiloting this episode is your friendly neighborhood Hobbit, World Famous Comic Nate Ford! We take a philosophical look at Mark Zuckerburg wearing white face, lying about covid, lunch shaming bars, but first let’s get on the HOT SEAT!! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-32-josh-bachynski/s-aeyFzulCbv0

Tom, Molly and Nate are talking with Josh Bachynski from Comic vs Philosopher podcast. bit.ly/comicvsphilosopher

This week we are here with Joe Madness himself! Podcaster, streamer, entertainer, instigator. Joining us is the incredibly talented Milwaukee’s Man in Black, Brendan O’Day and Molly too. This week, Ukraine News anchor might have been too close to Chernoblyl, #Redskins drop the name, #NBA bubble snitch line, wearing masks during sex, is #Karen hate speech, Fighting a #bear in your kitchen, #Yakuza banned from Halloween, Watching porn makes you shoot pool with a rope but first… THE HOT SEAT Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-31-joe-madness/s-jiLKPo0Pk3n

Tom, Brendan, and Molly are talking with Joe Espinoza from the Joe Madness Podcast

Tom, Brendan, and Molly are talking with Joe Espinoza from the Joe Madness Podcast

This week we talk with Gorgeousness coach Tristan Lee!!! We talk about his book - "Munch, Move, Moisturise! He will coach you up to be the best version of yourself that you can be. Tristan does workshops, 1 on 1 sessions, blogs and more. Someone we definitely need during these uncertain times. We are redoing a botched version so it is just Tom joined by the always reliable, master of multitasking good golly miss Molly. Today will be talking about the 5 Fs, The gorgeousness coach’s 47 tips on health and wellness, as well as his book and where to find out how to become more gorgeous! As always we start by putting our guest on THE HOT SEAT!!! Website: https://www.tristanlee.com/ Find his book here: https://www.amazon.com/Munch-Move-Moisturise-gorgeously-thirties/dp/1910138479/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=%22Munch%2C+Move%2C+Moisturise%21&qid=1594952577&s=books&sr=1-1 Audio only: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-30-gorgeousness-coach-tristan-lee/s-WLHCPiUL9i0

We had some technical difficulties this week and Gorgeousness coach Tristan Lee had to leave but we will be talking again with him shortly and hope to release the show this week. Tom and Comic Nate Ford are joined by Ron Purtee. They talk about catching a toddler tossed out a window, we find out why you should never hesitate, Has the Rona also killed the Bra? Walmart drive in movie theaters, Co-parenting with strangers, and more.

Today we do the 3-man weave with the Local Legend and Mix Master Mark is back!!! Our buddy screech is having a bad time, Red light district open in Amsterdam, get a degree in ninja studies, what bored Chinese boys do, My kind of paragliding, Mr. Potatohead takes over 5 parts stores, Bus sex sceen, Wisconsin beer serving drive thru nuns, but first… THE HOT SEAT!!! Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-29-mark-is-back/s-JoCJRJrWmpW

Tom and Molly are joined by Emmanuel Christopher Michael Vera IV, standup comedian, writer, and storyboard artist. In the copilot seat is our friendly neighborhood hobbit the world famous Comic Nate Ford. They get into how cats fuck up your dating profile, eels for constipation cure, penis blood sucking leeches, Chinese holding their piss too long, the run by poop jogger busted, and Mac on tap. They talk all things comedy and of course THE HOT SEAT. Audio: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-28-emmanuel-christopher-michael-vera-iv/s-37l9yGUk0gK

Today Tom is joined by the incredibly talented musician Mr. Cameron James! Along with Milwaukee’s man in Black national traveling comic Brendan O’Day stepping in for Mark who's wife just gave birth. Today we have a pretend vacations, interview with a sex robot, aqui-fi, Life sentence for a monkey, we find out how the rona is affecting the music industry and Mr. Cameron James will be performing a parody song that I wrote on this weeks always spectacular episode!!! but first... THE HOT SEAT Audio only: https://soundcloud.com/offtherailstm/season-2-episode-27-mr-cameron-james/s-hYLPmJvxgBy

Molly, Nate, and Jeff take over this episode. They do some hot seat and talk about a man who regretted trying to inflate his balls, a Florida man vs gator story and much more. Tom pops in for a bit and they are also joined by Ron Purtee.

Today Tom talks #wrestling and so much more with Bulletproof Ben McCoy, Hot Gina, Justin Dredd i.e. Terry Krueger, Jeff Krueger, and Nate Ford. This show is a full house and a whole bunch of fun!