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Ep. #069 - How thankful were we? Thankful enough! Wife had to work all day while I entertained the kids at home and prepared everyone for Thanksgiving. Our oldest decided she would contribute to the holiday food by making her very first apple pie. The time for Christmas decorations has begun as we got everyone to work to put up lights and stuff. Once again, we can’t have anything nice since our “keeping up with the Joneses” neighbor makes it difficult to enjoy anything around here. We read about the music festival that may have blinded attendees and our experience with going to see Christmas lights (no one was blinded thankfully). The kids see Santa… and it went just as well as expected. We run into a slowpoke in a food line because some people need to know the ingredient list for FUNNEL CAKES. We have an exclusive “snoring” video that may finally prove my innocence. Anyway, we’re getting into the season’s mood the best we can. We watch and react to these videos and articles: She’s ok - https://youtube.com/shorts/h9NIRtsWCqs?si=HH74OjXn55E1G_ml Confident blackbelt - https://youtu.be/8p1FioE7QAI?si=8cSp7_xSmoAjEwWa Dumb Survival Broad - https://youtu.be/XEv41PvOejk?si=5G2uGH9ambuxIzfH Wrong Dave - https://youtube.com/shorts/lP23pseROa0?si=c43wtqHzHYX40Wi1 Ain’t nothing to f with - https://youtube.com/shorts/tP8BQ450kao?si=4Hk0xEWCvfDsZ_Zx

Ep. #068 - Winter and Christmas are approaching and we have a few fall chores to get done, so we put our oldest to work! Church overreactions and how they annoy the wife. How Bekah thinks “pronunciate” is a real word (check the tape bro!). How our middle kid did some dumb toddler shit and destroyed her TV screen (actions have consequences). Christmas decorations and being tipsy… but nobody got hurt! Our theory on the Snoop Dogg giving up “smoke” situation, and he may be blowing smoke up our collective a$$e$. We’re getting ready for Thanksgiving later this week. We watch and react to these videos and articles: You gotta dodge that - https://youtube.com/shorts/SnmwBUjETY4?si=Q774qcSVIJcfq2pE Yoko Nono - https://youtu.be/jelY_icJ1y8?si=BEQWazfXZuvG3iwz Planet in the Crowd - https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy1NLb5Ayuq/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D Snoop being real - https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvr1r6h/ Ride of your life - https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy9B3sIsEEV/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Ep. #067 - Life happened and we took last week off unwillingly. BUT we’re back! We’v had weddings, minor concussions, therapy sessions, it’s been busy! Weddings really suck especially when you don’t really know anyone, so I justify why I will no longer be attending any in the foreseeable future. If you really want strangers to share your intimate moments with you, start an OF… We chat about growing up poor and thinking Prime drinks are fancy, bipolar weather in the last part of the year, trying to keep an eye on your kids during weddings, how marriage is a legal scam really, and how I was trojan horsed into playing Dr. Phil therapist for another grown man. Also, you should always tell you brother you love him on calls. And we discuss the power of being the quiet observer in a room of people you barely know. We watch and react to these videos and articles: - Jesus Chroist - https://youtu.be/TUWZIfnp3uY?si=A5eiwYzRg1RP9E8k

Ep. #066 - Getting ready for Halloween and wrapping up another week. Bekah has to manhandle a hospital bed and complains about it. The family goes for an Alzheimer’s awareness walk, which I skipped. Why do dumb parents INSIST on trying to move the date of Halloween to a weekend because they’re entitled c u next Tuesdays (Facebook moms are catty b****es). We watch and discuss a documentary about a legal torture chamber (McKamey Manor “survival horror challenge”); and I talk about how I hate these “challenges” where you’re not allowed to defend yourself. And as we’re all excited waiting to Trick or Treat with the kids, we wrap up by reacting to videos from around the web. We watch and react to these videos and articles: Janitor for the Win - https://youtube.com/shorts/ovHJA2BGzaU?si=L9y73RPWmWzRv2KU Was he going snowboarding too? - https://youtu.be/TnsiyngUC4o?si=W9wYmff9Eos8ueQZ The Sound of one hand clapping? - https://youtube.com/shorts/0IivltM21FU?si=jYi6uKrRvnt7LvBP With great power - https://youtube.com/shorts/18drJ1fdANc?si=aurYPLE95MphQzip Ai Galera! - https://youtube.com/shorts/O3oHKccRSXs?si=SsVh_8oBtkBtpdgL OMG Gavin - https://youtu.be/lOUN560b4cY?si=PBcEr1Ts3PTzqHyg Hello There - https://youtu.be/W-etaun8Teo?si=c4nLXub6mLqXvniW Ai meu dente - https://youtube.com/shorts/kIyErzU5N18?si=YMJsNGJWfv2XaSsz Just Juan - https://youtu.be/TvblszGwh48?si=JevC7yX7zFfI5qB4 Woke Gym - https://youtube.com/shorts/ceqyXgIJbzU?si=yyyenU3rGrB8a5BZ Call Guinness - https://youtube.com/shorts/tsxYaqA0LTY?si=o3FgNVA4KRndggO9 Funniest arrest - https://youtu.be/8aVsMFDiH1U?si=a7OCr9Iq-rZKXBsG Smart Dad Move - https://youtube.com/shorts/r8aaikYGDKc?si=YGgFYsiLwQjCse-h

Ep. #065 - We are back from a Fall Festival day at the amusement park… and our middle kid found a friend in the crowds. We realize that we really wouldn’t go to amusement parks if we weren’t parents. We talk about how kids go through fear of rides. My entire family foot stomps around the house and I don’t get it. The Fall Festival brought out some interesting clothing and great people watching. The sleeping habits of our oldest kid are quite odd. A special walking farts story. We talk about our youngest and his tale of not being able to poop when he was born. How I lost my dreams while my wife has literal crazy ones. We watch and react to these videos and articles: - Bathtime - https://youtube.com/shorts/RZsTCBCmm0g?feature=share - N word pass - https://youtu.be/rPNrHN83Bdk?si=FZ3NId2zCd473dDO - 35k fireball - https://youtu.be/C7qdQndxxFg?si=XxrTbc8XEBRo_whM - Oh no it’s falling - https://youtu.be/NnUeipeDCZ8?si=fQZChCrag9fqKv88 - Symphony Joe - https://youtube.com/shorts/Expb582GxVk?si=-YqIkUl-yjFr6XNj - Tom Aspinal is a Nice Guy - https://youtube.com/shorts/309fyMYEx-g?si=0N9Rd3XxyIN3wNKh - Bad Gift - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwBAusQtpbB/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D

Ep. #064 - We’re back in studio and with better audio (SORRY!!!). We catch up on what we actually did during our anniversary trip. We talk about forging knives, how we’re probably not responsible enough for knives, and how I wish I could build a forge in our home. How I’m pretty good at writing people off and literally filing them under “dead to me” so I can live on ignoring them. Bekah books yet another iffy hotel, and tries to defend her poor choices. After downtown hippie shops ran their course (about 30 minutes) we realized we’re home bodies and even when we travel without the kids we talk about them the whole time. We chat about the fun times of having a kid that sleep walks and has night terrors that will freak out any parent. We watch the last few moments of the Paul vs. Danis boxing match as all chaos broke loose, so we take a quick memory lane stroll on UFC craziness of the past. Our oldest kid attended a tea party at her friend’s house and our middle kid keeps telling us she’s having friends over our home for sleepovers we know nothing about. Our oldest also recruited one of her best friends to start her own Brazilian jiujitsu journey and it was awesome to have another student join us. We also take a quick stroll down the Taylor Swift lane since I don’t know that lane at all. How did modern technology changed the prime masturbatory years in young men’s lives everywhere. We don’t think we would enjoy concerts being shown in movie theaters. We wrap up talking about the Jets conspiracy (and I hope that one is true) and we meet Broccoli Girl. We watch and react to these videos and articles: - Broccoli Girl - https://youtu.be/5-hS2r7v3Iw?si=CcE7iOUDMpniXDcZ - YT Boxing chaos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzbsfJ8KBME

Ep. #063 - We’re on our way to celebrate our wedding anniversary. After a work week where we both were just looking forward to leaving for the weekend, we finally get in the car and head out. It feels weird to not have the kids with us on a trip. I get made fun of for my grandma like driving and we talk about speeding tickets. To celebrate our “Iron Anniversary” we have a knife forging class planned; what kind of experience will it be? An aggressive Forged in Fire with Gordon Ramsey? I sure hope so! We watch an ad for a “Dwarfinator” wrestling event. Bekah asks me some dumb internet question about how we would argue with strangers. We talk about public human behaviors that piss me off. We talk about work dress codes and how some people don’t care about dress codes at all (women are difficult). Living in an HOA nightmares and headaches again and how retired losers need hobbies. And then we chat with my mother…

Ep. #061 - Coming right off an UFC Fight Night event, we catch up and wind the week down. Our oldest one tells us how she doesn’t know the difference between brown sugar and coffee grounds, and we’re upset we missed the incident. Our middle monster woes continue as she continues to be a typical “sweet & sour” middle child. We watched a “Mighty Ducks”-like movie with Woody Harrelson called Champions and it was great. We discuss when its the right time to get kids involved in Brazilian Jiujitsu training. I hear about the TV show Becker, and I’m not sure I’m going to watch it (should I?). Trying to make learning reading fun with our oldest kid by teaching her to follow recipes and cooking them, but can she make sourdough on her first try? I show Bekah the time Big Jay Oakerson passed out mid show during a Legion of Skanks taping. We watch another crappy local business commercial that became quite controversial, and we’ll never forget. Anyone else has kids with weird taste for what they’ll eat? We start planning an anniversary trip and I guess what “secret activity” we’re doing is because Bekah is bad at hiding surprises. We react to the “Pennsyltucky” butt lick and a boat breakdown. We not only become wardrobe mishap investigators but we also make a solid offer. We watch and react to these videos and articles: - He said he was sorry - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fzd_ZJqaiLg - He’s out - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Zw57L6vSI - Licking and a boat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cHC69lPcLY - Quick right turn - https://www.tiktok.com/@cassidykopsic/video/7264384516108832046?_r=1&_t=8edtdM2JRVq - Tower sale never forget - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxERpXwSKtU/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D

Ep. #060 - We come in a little tipsy from a long game series of flip cup, dealing with colds, and I apparently come in with “harsh” jokes. We were surprised with a fake bomb threat at a middle school that kept our oldest out of class for the day. I talk about a mischievous kid back in my school days that actually turned out alright (and he’s doing quite well as an adult). Bekah lets out a horrible fart mid recording that could be considered chemical warfare. Is sleep farting a thing? I don’t believe so… Bekah goes in the wild and realizes she can block people out with headphones. We talk about the shi##y situation on a Delta flight that had to take a u-turn because of diarrhea, and I remember old school CKY videos. Cops are called because of a hairy situation in a trunk, thankfully everyone has a sense of humor. 50 Cent roasts Money Mayweather after he got called out by Floyd. We try to figure out family halloween costumes because our middle monster doesn’t play nice with our ideas. A male gymnast “Anderson Silva’s” himself and doesn’t stick the landing. Older guy renders self checkout completely useless because he can’t handle the technology. And we wrap it up with a literal phone booth fighting match, a guy finds smart way to use viagra on dates, and a pole vaulter who had a bad jump. We watch and react to these videos and articles: - Don’t forget to duck - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3uKSRqEF3eY - When you gotta go, you gotta go - https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/09/07/diarrhea-all-the-way-through-airplane-forces-delta-flight-to-do-u-turn/?sh=350a8f784a53 - Just squeezed under - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtcH1S-p1R3/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D - Hairy trunk - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuiBpI2AE2Y/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D - 50 vs Floyd - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsKyCPcNpY8/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D - Just the tip - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvMB059xs5i/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D - Phone Booth Fighting - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CucLJPZsFIX/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D - What what in the butt - https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu-GlG3I73V/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D

Ep. #059 - Not the most memorable week, BUT we had a few nuggets of fun for sure. We talk about a few movies we’ve watched (since Bekah is an “uncultured swine”) and made a few good recipes to go with them. A rare snake hawk attack happened and we look at the aftermath. Is the hawk a hero or foe? You decide! We laugh at how Brazilian police wakes up criminals and Bekah doesn’t know what “antiquing” is (maybe will find out soon enough). A white chick gets checked by Bambi’s mom. Two scummy criminals are taken on a thrilling ride and change their tone really quick. We see some Canadians being not so nice, but he still sounds very polite at the end; and we discuss how you’ll get cut in a knife attack almost always. How I’ve seen corporate pencil neck spineless people get politely forced by homeless people constantly by going to the ATM to get them money. I took our oldest with our neighbor and his daughter to Monday Night Raw, and we were all thoroughly impressed with the show AND people watching. And we also talk about getting pulled over and STILL not knowing why that happened? And Sean Strickland is a Champ now! We watch and react to these videos: - Canadians Throw Down - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/quH-7skqMt0 - Fat and furious - https://youtu.be/WK_FURIu9J8 - Brazilian Police Wake Up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tIP_FQv-rc - That’s MY Bambi - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_HGNJ_Dal1o - It’s raining snakes - https://youtu.be/mfh0dZdqMgk

Ep. #058 - Internet is down, so we drink! We get ready for the Labor Day weekend as I will have all the kids solo. Baby showers, recessive genes, and how we have beaten the odds for those genes somehow. How my family may have gotten “Ellis Island’ed” in Brazil as we lost the spelling of a family name. We also learn about penis implants and erectile dysfunction, is it pretty much old school Puma pumps??? How I’m apparently “hard to shop for” since I’m surrounded by uncultured swine! There are new “sewn-in rectangular” contacts, but we don’t have the internet to do more research… and I have to put an end to a one sided game of footsies. Bekah talks butt surgery and cleanup; we suggest installing bidets in all hospital rooms and decide we want a fancier one. The world seems to be united in ridiculing climate activists. How some emotional support animals are not quite conventional, but the public still shouldn’t have to deal with nonsense. Cannibals trick some dummy into a false sense of safety. I talk about how most of my encounters with “Portuguese speakers” currently in my life just ends up with me meeting more Mormons. We figured out what “pickle hot dogs” are and its now our middle kid’s favorite meal. And I finally was able to get our oldest kid back on the mats to continue her Brazilian Jiujitsu journey. We watch and react to these videos: - Self defense - https://youtube.com/shorts/9ZZzmCfCq4Q?feature=share - The Old Switch-a-roo - https://youtube.com/shorts/jVSmeSgV6SE?si=xwT7g15S7l7HrwY5 - Tricky Cannibals - https://youtube.com/shorts/wH9IqeB7d3g?si=sD_2IZBDROmhJp0b - An attempt was made - https://youtube.com/shorts/o_kh24GVLHQ?si=NA8atylZ1EYfhqhj - Barricade Down - https://youtu.be/noJjFNfdcqQ?si=nK2HzSuX5eQUTJem

Ep. #057 - What a week we’ve had this week. Shorter episode as I recover a little bit more, but we catch you up on ER visits, interacting with medical professionals, missing pets, and the road to “normalcy” again. Enjoy!

Ep. #055 - What a week! Bekah has a blood pressure scare at a gas station. We fight with a group of losers on a power trip called a HOA Board of Directors. An issue with someone’s pronunciation of “terrace”. A dirty smoker could have blown everything to smithereens, and how you really shouldn’t try to smoke during hospital stays. Are aliens here? Maybe, but it smells fishy to me. Are octopi aliens? It wouldn’t surprise me… Shenanigans! We talk about a real life Pulp Fiction like situation and Good Samaritan laws. Salmon cakes and the time I got the Heimlich. AND a tornado destroyed our roof and backyard! Oh, and I also get self satisfaction from a one upper after years. We watch and react to these videos: - Happy Birthday! You’re Under Arrest - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EKU3wecB7TE - Dontay is gone - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3mIQJsp4VfI

Ep. #056 - We went to a “family fun day” fair and someone puked in the car on the way home. Our oldest may have some fear of heights, our middle one doesn’t care about anything, and our youngest is a cheeseball. Fair rides really are sometimes scary AF as we deal with carnies and centrifugal forces. I’m getting ver grey everywhere there is hair on me (thanks to the wife and kids). How Bekah and the kids make the hardest decisions in groceries stores, as our indecisive middle kid goes stubborn and our oldest wanted Dino nuggets to reenact bloody scenes with ketchup. We’re making homemade everything as I try to teach our oldest to make bread and cheese as we prepare to make pizza from scratch this weekend. Bekah retells some of her past athletic endeavors. We get to enjoy one of our favorite fighters in a new hilarious commercial. We get excited for UFC 292 and talk famous leg breaks and how we don’t know odds. I introduce Bekah to Streetbeefs with an awesome “pause” KO in a battle of man bun vs. mullet. Annnnd TURTLES… We watch and react to these videos: - Annnnnnd you’re out - https://youtu.be/TRzApU47SP8 - Make her cut it out! - https://youtu.be/g6Pm-5A7C5k - Lewis Manscaped - https://youtu.be/7Zggju941Qs - Morons in the wild - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh59LF7WEM559s4a39/what-did-she-think-was-gonna-happen-chick-tries-to-pet-a-snapping-turtle-and-realized-that-was-a-bad-idea - Buggy gone wild - https://www.tiktok.com/@cassidykopsic/video/7264384516108832046?_r=1&_t=8edtdM2JRVq - English Motherfucker - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvdvLTFRy9m/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Ep. #054 - We survived our vacation to Lake George… even if I finally snapped on the trip back. Overall good trip and some good stories. No videos or articles this week, we just took notes from the trip and we brought back fun stories that may or may not include: - Taking long trips with a bunch of kids can drive you temporarily insane - I bet my mom $1,000 and she refused to take the bet - My brother bet me something with no money involved, and I won THAT bet - A tough guy older guido tries to hulk out in a restaurant line, but may have killed an old lady in a wheelchair - I almost stepped in to defend my brother from an asshat in a parking lot - We have fishing stories - Bekah slightly hates on an unfunny “comedian” juggler and a dog show

Ep. #053 - We’re going on vacation! And stressing about getting ready and forgetting things before we leave for Lake George. We miss our oldest kid who’s already camping with my mom and all the fun things they do together every summer. Does Miss Rachel have nipple rings? Maybe?? Bekah puts together a collection of videos for us to react to, and I’m a proud husband. Videos like an old lady choir singing and stripping, a crazy Irish guy who doesn’t know how to get into cars, a fool in donkey guard, midget boxing with sound effects, and more good ol’ family fun. We chat about Assassins Creed and killing weird animals in Final Fantasy in front of our middle kid. We find out we REALLY can’t do any accents, but we’re going to practice and get better. We react to these articles and videos: Worst robbery ever - https://youtu.be/KO07h7qrWEY Puppy play - https://youtube.com/shorts/RuVC5y2qAVo?feature=share Back to pilot school - https://youtube.com/shorts/dvsvJ4T90gY?feature=share Grown ass baby fighting - https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhJmmiYayi9JyPae0h/gave-her-a-mcbeating-customer-gets-manhandled-by-a-mcdonaldrsquos-employee-over-extra-sauce Reffing is a shitty job - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhzDbXlR3L6YKH9984/rate-referee-arthur-mercante039s-jr-chin-from-1-to-10 FL Spidey - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhYlA7dt0Jmkyq125g/spiderman-grip-florida-man-gets-stuck-on-a-bridge 2oz to Freedom - https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/04/29/minnesota-lawmaker-about-marijuana-just-2-ounces-is-equivalent-to-3-joints/amp/ https://www.tiktok.com/@jasmineeee0419/video/7233530840016424238 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtcVUF4sv8m/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuVDxMXgLgA/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsKNv9JMumD/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsKNv9JMumD/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsHmLcssgXZ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtuQQwPgHYP/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtpCvi7Ahq7/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuN5lz3pvIK/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D Post Terrorist Attack Tourist - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CugnmMngR4r/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D

Ep. #052 - Welcome back to a wonderful Tuesday! We recall another day taking the kids to an amusement park. Our middle monster is at it again when left unsupervised for less than half an hour. We get cornered and caught outside in a conversation with an awkward neighbor. We get a jump scare from a child behind a chair. A good samaritan gets the raw end of a deal with an ungrateful raccoon. I learn about a different type of “mobile home” from Bekah’s commute back home. I rant about unsportsmanlike parents in kids competitions, sometimes putting down other kids in the process. We discuss potty mouths in public and how our kids will likely defensively curse. We chat about how some unhappy people just love being difficult and arguing other people in public. We discuss a new meatless cheeseburger from Burger King overseas that is just cheese. Bekah crop dusts an unsuspecting Walmart employee. My efforts to catch Bekah up on good shows and movies continues as we discuss the first episode of The Sopranos and Bekah makes predictions. We try to make initial plans for Bekah’s upcoming 30th birthday. We react to these articles and videos: Who’s the real dummy - https://youtube.com/shorts/IdNx_7b2Aak?feature=share Take your babies and go - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhW6J62TIHeX2zniiH/instant-regret-woman-tried-to-give-momma-raccoon-her-babies-after-they-snuck-into-her-window-but-it-backfired-instantly No Dave - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrwR4kFMypm/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D Heelies down - https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cth8ZiRgedV/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D Star Mario - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsG1rmqIHqf/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D

Ep. #051 - Another week in the books and as always it can’t just be a peaceful boring one. First birthday parties, parents visiting, work was crazy…. But wtf is new about that, we just roll with the punches here! Bekah recalls the nerves she felt at the time when she first met my mother when she came down to meet our oldest kid. I may get demoted from my podcast role. I reject ALL razor companies, since I don’t shave at all. I train Bekah in Portuguese so she can go to the Brazilian super market and get some goodies, she fails… My mother came to town and things as they do, went chaotic. Fun times! We also view a list of AI generated Americans by states, as imagined by Europeans. And some of them were not very far off from the stereotypical truths. We don’t quite agree with the AI NJ drawing, and Bekah retells a story about her first experience in a NJ Starbucks, We discuss how the experience in stores is greatly different up north than it is down south in the Bible Belt. Small talk still sucks, and even the people who refuse to admit it don’t really have the time for it either. I get annoyed again at the time I tried to be a good human being and giving a homeless turd actual food. We discuss a pretty gross “adult model” who jiggles a LOT; and of course she calls her offerings from a “menu”. We chat about the reality TV side of MTV’s “Parental Control” and “Bully Beatdown”. We also learn that more than half the beaches in the U.S. are shitty, pun intended. We react to these articles and videos: Murder bird - https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/07/11/Essex-police-parrot-screaming-woman/4461689094904/ AI Europeans - https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/european-ai-american-list Meat-sticks - https://www.tiktok.com/@msmeatlover/video/7255305353238236458?_r=1&_t=8dxXUppmXt4 Shitty Beaches - https://www.tiktok.com/@freeamericanow/video/7254257537762037035?_r=1&_t=8dynISuMpT8 Is that a roman candle? - https://www.tiktok.com/@mommysuzy/video/7249922072397221163?_r=1&_t=8dzDTTnHF5K Saggy and huge - https://www.tiktok.com/@missthicc96_/video/7251293432155737390?_r=1&_t=8dzHHhZS6UV Top 3 P***Y Fighters - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au6eOCW1oZ0

Ep. #049 - We’re back again with a pre 4th of July celebration. We have driven to fireworks stores and are ready to blow some shit off. Bekah recounts their recent beach trip and more nonsense from our kids (our middle kid avoided “piranhas”). I think I have a great idea to avoid losing space in my bed to our kids during the middle of the night. We’re still in awe that our picky eater likes sashimi. We talk about having to discipline a rude toddler and more tales from our middle monster. We also chat about a large crack in a roller coaster we’ve recently ridden, and how we don’t really know what kind of daily checks these rides actually get. We reminisce an odd goofball that made Bekah and the girls feel uncomfortable at the amusement park. I was informed about the “Amazon Review Killer”; and will be doing more research this coming week. We discovered a hilarious not self aware local commercial and may have a new furniture store to visit. Chuck Testa shows us the magic of “taxidermizing” the most life-like dead animals and shooting them awkwardly for a commercial. We also may have found the best pharmacy in the world with a catchy jingle to go along with it. And we wrap up with a story revolving around an entitled customer that behaved like a sneaky, cheap-o, brat. We react to these articles and videos: - “Fury”-ous - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIjJgrBzdQc - Amazon Review Killer Tease - https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=amazon+review+killer - Chuck Testa - https://www.tiktok.com/@thealanmac/video/7249540185224908074?_d=dbcel769m0blk9&_r=1&preview_pb=0&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAA6KW-C3LMXsAMQqM9fXUvJKMNNwFQSzOvf7ojNjA3ZkB3pIveawQ3jv8SDJL6k2TH&share_app_id=1233&share_item_id=7249540185224908074&share_link_id=E104D17F-69EC-46EF-92C5-D84F6D2C4A3A&sharer_language=en&source=h5_m&timestamp=1687984433&tt_from=copy&u_code=dbcel3jm014d50&ug_btm=b2878%2Cb2001&user_id=6805585389265912838&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=copy - Red House Furniture - https://www.tiktok.com/@thealanmac/video/7249164100624846126?_r=1&_t=8dYK96VHKGM - Butt Drugs - https://www.tiktok.com/@thealanmac/video/7248746524178451755

Ep. #048 - This week’s episode we catch up on everything since Father’s Day. We tell a story about our haunted doorbell in the middle of the night and how everything is falling apart, we talk about our dangerous middle child who’s already a troublemaker, a woman in Shelby NC claims she was impregnated by Bigfoot, our middle child shuts down a stranger trying to play, how there are too many similarities between kid and dog parks, and how parents kinda suck and need to be more alert to what their kids are up to in public. We also chat about how our middle kid noticed her baby brother’s “butt” looks different than hers, how she likes to hang out and chat at the worst moments, the joys of playing with an angry toddler and her ice cream shop, her strategy to not get in trouble by asking us not to look at her, and how we divide and conquer in order to have some adult time of our own. We also touch on the possible Musk vs. Zuckerberg match and we watch a few of Bekah’s saved videos. We react to these articles and more: Rock N’ Roll dad - https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/motley-crues-nikki-sixx-daughter-ruby-joining-bands-world-tour Mannequin death - https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/new-york-boy-maimed-by-macys-mannequin-lawsuit-claims

Ep. #047 - We start on the wrong foot… and chatting about playing Resident Evil in the daytime so Bekah isn’t too scared. We took the kids to a baby birthday party and took some notes on our rebellious middle monster. Our oldest kid calls out distractions. We look at some suspect advertised earrings. We prepare for Father’s Day even though neither of us really celebrated this growing up. How I had to explain that you don’t crawl inside a washing machine to a kid. Getting hand sanitizer in the eyeball and how Bekah can’t put eyedrops in her eyes. How someone dropped a dookie in the hallway at work, aka “Code Brown”. We may have found the most ungrateful lazy bum in the world. We watch and react to these videos: Some people deserve to be homeless - https://youtu.be/Q2Pzpo9JvUg Happy trigger finger - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI_jw4t1EDs No more days without an incident - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM-yqtSU2zg Mike didn’t give a f - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXP5gWzeVqY Titanic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhvF2_JkDh Shark boner - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BAfDjDZzBM No thanks, we’ll pass - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyzg3biuz1Q Daredevil grandpa - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0V1JGic-So Street Jits - https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshht0TG14bkO9M8r537/pick-your-fights-carefully-big-guy-thought-he-was-gone-violate-a-small-guy-but-didnrsquot-know-he-was-trained-in-jitsu Who taught you how to park? - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh9FEHB0GiMu1xOo69/must-be-her-first-day-female-cop-forgot-to-put-her-car-in-park Almost hilarious - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh660D8N6BV5MI9xBY/super-close-call-man-is-split-second-away-from-death-as-he039s-almost-hit-by-a-train He didn’t know stop drop and roll - https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshh95fRE7411E1K8NE9/woah-man-set-ablaze-following-heated-confrontation-at-a-store Clam adjustment - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhA7SF4N4ot0XfhlPC/who-gave-this-chiropractor-a-license-to-do-this-adjustment Roll out - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhqacnqwU4ZUtLPGI6/buddy-chose-the-worst-place-to-take-a-nap Break in denied - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh4vCxgcjMA3F848bm/terrifying-situation-guy-tries-to-break-into-hotel-room-while-woman-was-in-there Gotta lock your shit up - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh034U487JcIW7v586/this-is-why-you-always-gotta-lock-your-doors-food-delivery-driver-gets-his-car-stolen-in-seconds Where’s my money? https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhJ084NXU7rWXY92Jh/that-stiff-uppercut-set-him-straight-that-man-came-to-collect-his-debt-amp-meant-business Lil’ Criminal - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh18cI0X82Q15SMg0F/he-wilding-little-kid-stabbed-his-fathers-tires-to-get-out-of-football-practice

Ep. #046 - Another week that we wrap up by going to Carowinds to help the kids enjoy their summer break. We start our trip with a Forest Gump moment that creeped me out, a amusement park line “supervisor” who was pretty dumb, and a large rude family that tried to cut us to get into the park. How water parks are one of the best place to look good comparatively when I take my shirt off. We chat about how a former school we left is currently going through “changes” and more former teammates are waking up to the nonsense there as well. But we’re all in better places now! We also watch and react to these videos and articles: Cop jumps on car good - https://youtu.be/iOScsUMRYGs Friendly competition - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rBReNuW971Q Mind your business - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4oq6qZDg0zY If you don’t use it you lose it - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WytJKs-I1dw Make me a sandwich - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/71Hx3Xu5BXY Hungry Whale - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh5bOXDl4v71MVu3wx/gotta-be-the-scariest-situation-ever-whale-swallows-2-people-on-a-kayak Balls and Commitment - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhtd0yZSRQ17SXmUzb/he039s-done-for-bull-rider-gets-tossed-around-like-a-ragdoll-after-being-ko039d Someone is losing his job - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhwDJQ9y60zo7zLN08/truck-filled-with-polystyrene-learns-it039s-flammable-the-hard-way Lil GTA gets caught by mom - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh9nLTqWG4OGA59yVZ/well-damn-pissed-off-mother-goes-crazy-on-her-13yearold-son-for-stealing-her-bmw-ldquogimme-the-beltrdquo Pick your shit up - https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshh7XlGTEg68O0r1M3x/gonna-be-cleaning-sht-for-days-this-manrsquos-neighborrsquos-dog-kept-pooping-on-his-property-so-he-pulled-up-to-his-doorstep-and-did-this Coming down the mountain - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh289AHFdM61edd4v6/shoulder-left-the-chat-dude-gets-the-skeletal-structures-rocked-out-of-him-after-riding-his-bike-down-a-mountain Let me in - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhxVuI1D31QLJoJtcN/oh-nah-imagine-looking-through-your-peep-hole-amp-seeing-this Women drivers - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh9ws72a9z152vgPlh/the-carelessness-is-crazy-woman-doesn039t-pay-attention-amp-almost-suffocates-her-child-to-death Big brother is watching in court - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhCdw5GdCa6eri7432/game-over-man-facing-drug-charges-caught-smoking-weed-during-virtual-courtroom That will kill us - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh2Y0NwuPxIx47X1C2/her-intrusive-thoughts-almost-won-tourist-grabs-lever-during-grand-canyon-helicopter-flight-ldquothat-will-kill-usrdquo It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhn4I6kpg95WXnveF3/boy-ain039t-no-way-woman-tries-a-peanut-butter-amp-jelly-sandwich-for-the-first-time-but-it-goes-so-wrong-

Ep. #045 - Aaaaaaand we’re back mofos! We took the whole family to an amusement park and thank goodness for fast passes; otherwise we would have just been miserable, sweaty people the whole day. Why do people get pissed off at other people who pay for fast passes when they also have the option to cough up the money for passes? The time Bekah almost got kidnapped at Six Flags as a kid. Our recent lunch date to my favorite burrito place uptown and they did not disappoint as always. A few observations on elbow rings and patterned bras. How you should ignore crazy people in public and not engage in the crazy. And lastly, we discuss a possible alien worm that came out of our guinea pig! We also watch and react to these videos and articles: Yea, but did he tap? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfebOZpmCmY The dukes are back - https://youtu.be/9ysOBBUHTsM Commander in Trips - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ9Mo4D6XBg Nasty Bitch - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhY94Wp3lc1AI8db0c/thought-she-was-low-shorty-gets-caught-red-handed-doing-the-unthinkable-inside-a-public-pool-10-sec Crouching Tiger, Hitting Cooter - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhk7976JjqNn4J9Ueu/oh-nah-what-type-of-treatment-is-this Whaaaaaaaat just happened? - https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhlitqPum8x5ffFscC/holy-shxt-police-brutally-beat-a-man-who-was-wilding-out-at-a-7-11 He just wanted his money - https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshh7VdU7BEC7BP3Sw8J/2-women-throw-hands-with-a-crackhead-in-boston-and-this-is-how-it-played-out Salmon cakes - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh5j0pq8v052C4JgO1/his-face-wife-gave-her-man-fish-forgetting-he-was-allergic Hoes in public - https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshh5bY9c4x80iZIQA03/who-raised-these-chicks-these-chicks-were-going-all-out-getting-a-mouthful-at-this-bakery-shop Slip ’n Don’t Slide\- https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh33m3diSYgx47K4yn/embarrassing-big-dude-thought-going-down-the-slide-was-a-good-idea Was that a ghost - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhrSgT2nzQpbRhB3y0/wait-for-it-streamers-caught-a-ghost-while-on-stream Asleep at the wheel - https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/05/30/Coopers-Hill-Wake-cheese-rolling-race/1861685464852/ SC Nessie - https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/06/02/South-Carolina-mystery-creature-Pawleys-Island-bridge/3851685736729/

Ep. #044 - We talk about a recent beach trip right before Memorial Day weekend; we chat about how the weather can sabotage a trip, wild horses, and Black Beard. How the San Diego Zoo recently deported a retired sea turtle after he had over 800 kids. I have a small rant about people in a professional environment that are either lazy or stupid. We reminisce about a poor waiter who pocket dialed 911 while dropping off our appetizers during lunch. And I talk about how I had a prank war with a former teacher. We also watch and react to these videos: Grown ass children - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv4yOy6W5qU Sea hitchhiking - https://youtube.com/shorts/1WPASmqtpzs?feature=share Pizza delivery earns a good tip - https://youtube.com/shorts/HrTJxftP3vc?feature=share Sen Ryan - https://youtube.com/shorts/LSQNwwysYcM?feature=share Gold medal super nerd - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2Uz2g2eh9aM Teacher has had enough - https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhquUqUUASIOZ9rP03/fed-up-teacher-throws-back-chairs-at-students-in-the-class Cow farts - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh3XB882SGBsRUtKN8/cow-bloated-with-methane-getting-drained-of-its-farts On a good streak - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhohbc2dX61yPJ9V9C/oh-hell-nah-dude-does-a-back-flip-holding-45-pound-weights-but-something-is-off Newly Homeless - https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhd94Y0tmIw3ZXySwg/how-would-you-handle-this-situation-teenager-goes-crazy-and-destroys-the-house-after-his-mother-refuses-to-let-him-go-outside Bully gets bullied - https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhiN49KE96I29tJ5rv/this-is-why-you-dont-run-your-mouth-and-do-all-that-playing-bully-gets-her-jaw-rocked-inside-school-bathroom-after-picking-a-fight-with-the-wrong-one