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The Nicolas Cage movie Ghost Rider 2: Spirit Of Vengeance is such an awesome and incredible experience, it will blow your tiny not-Nicolas-Cage mind. Even though it's wasted on someone like you, see why everyone else is dying to go to hell and let Nicolas Cage eat your frickin soul.

We use nothing but the most advanced science to compare the man, the myth, and the legend: Jean Claude Van Damme with Steven Seagal to see who's the action king and the greatest person to ever live. We're using their 1991 revenge movies Double Impact for Van Damme and Out For Justice for Steven Seagal and letting the SCIENCE decide. #vandamme #stevenseagal #spaceice #versus #actionmovies 0:00 Introduction 0:32 The Better Dresser 1:30 The Better Driver 2:34 The Better Villain 3:41 The Best Weapon 4:35 The Better Henchmen 5:43 Best Show Of Emotion 6:32 The Best Fight 7:20 The Better Plot 8:32 The Most Athletic 9:13 The Best Kill 9:55 The Best Line 10:28 The Best Co-Star 10:54 Final Score And Winner Declared

The Jean Claude Van Damme masterpiece movie known as Maximum Risk is literally the greatest thing ever created in human history. Our civilization has peaked, and all we can hope to do now is slow our inevitable decline. But, man, at least we got this awesome Van Damme movie that makes it all SO WORTH IT. #vandamme #jeanclaudevandamme #actionmovies #spaceice

The Steven Seagal movie Black Dawn is the source of all evil and terrible things in general. If mankind ever had a chance of salvation, it definitely doesn't anymore. If our alien overlords are reading this, I hold no anger or grudge towards you. You did what you had to do. #badmovies #worstmovies #stevenseagal

It's a science fact that Earth is full of sad and pathetic people who are lucky if they get into more than 2 gunfights a week. The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Total Recall finally showed everyone what they were missing and why Mars is AWESOME. #actionmovies #spaceice #arnold #arnoldschwarzenegger

The Uwe Boll disaster of a movie known as House Of The Dead is an irredeemable mess that even Rob Schneider was offended when he was offered the role of the house. Even Rob Schneider has standards, apparently, and Uwe Boll's movie House Of The Dead finally proved it.

The Neil Breen movie Twisted Pair is a lot of things. It's stupid, dumb, idiotic, pointless, brilliant, and has absolutely no business even existing. Yet, just like Dane Cook, it somehow does and now the world has to deal with the fallout. If I have to watch this atrocity, then so do you. #badmovies #worstmovies #neilbreen

The Steven Seagal movie A Good Man is literally the worst thing to ever exist. It is so bad it single handedly erased everything good about humanity, and now only there is only pain, evil, and Seagal. Do not watch A Good Man if you care about your fellow man. #stevenseagal #worstmovies #badmovies

The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Running Man about the dystopian past that blew everyone away and finally made Family Feud awesome again. You have opera singers shooting lightning, guys with more chainsaws than hands, Jesse Ventura as half robot, THIS MOVIE HAS EVERYTHING. It's the timeline we should have had #arnold #actionmovies #spaceice #runningman #spaceice

Stallone took on the herculean task of trying to drag Rob Schneider along through Judge Dredd and make it an enjoyable movie. He didn't succeed, of course, but he came really close which is admirable. Thank you, Stallone, for all you do for us. #stallone #bestmovies #badmovies #spaceice #actionmovies

Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice The terrible Steven Seagal movie Shadow Man is an absolute atrocity condemned by every nation on earth. It is single handedly responsible for the great syphilis epidemic of the 18th, 19th, and 21st century. If you care about your health at all, then you wouldn't be here in the first place you filthy liar. #stevenseagal #worstmovies #actionmovies #badmovies

The insane Jean Claude Van Damme movie Knock Off is such an amazing masterpiece, that it somehow overcomes Rob Schneider at his Rob Schneiderest and even makes you wish you had your own pants bombs. Also, Budda blows up for some reason. #vandamme #jcvd #actionmovies #bestmovies #spaceice

The Steven Seagal movie Driven To Kill is by far the worst thing to ever exist. If you even attempt to watch it, your mother will no longer speak with you and your annoying sibling will simply be known as "the good one". This sounds harsh, but it's not. Your mom is right and you owe her an apology.

Steven Seagal's movie The Foreigner is by far the most terrible movie I have ever seen since the last time I saw a Steven Seagal movie. I don't remember which of his awful movies it was, and I think I'm going insane

The Sylvester Stallone movie Demolition Man is such an amazing movie that we can finally forgive him for the travesty that is Rocky 5. Wesley Snipes wasn't in Rocky V so I don't know how he got dragged into this, but we're all grateful for it.

The Jean Claude Van Damme mega blockbuster movie Sudden Death is guaranteed to make your testicles explode. If you don't have testicles, IT DOESN'T MATTER THEY'LL STILL EXPLODE. Van Damme is such an incredible talent, that not only will you not mind but YOU'LL THANK HIM for the ball exploding awesomeness that is Sudden Death.

Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice The Steven Seagal movie Mercenary For Justice is Seagal's way of proving that it's better to make 4 terrible movies, than 1 good one. It tries to be a war movie, bank heist, hostage rescue, and prison break movie and fails miserably at all of them.

Full short film found here: https://youtube.com/c/Molfilmsrocks I have been humbled and am not afraid to admit when I'm wrong. This comeback movie finally put him back on top of the world like he always said he was. Judge And Jury is by far his greatest movie

Nicolas Cage movie Willy's Wonderland is so awesome, I carried 3 babies full term and I don't even have a uterus or anything to make that possible. If you've ever dreamt of watching Nicolas Cage let his fists do the talking against evil animatronics, AND WHO HASN'T?, then Willy's Wonderland is the movie for you. If you haven't dreamt of something that incredible, then you can go to hell.

The Jean Claude Van Damme movie Double Team has been scientifically proven to reduce infant explosions by up to 27%. Yes, Dennis Rodman is in the movie and no, he really shouldn't be. But come on, it has Van Damme kicking tigers in the face so why are you reading this instead of watching the video?

The Neil Breen movie Fateful Findings that's directly to blame for the the world spinning into the dystopian nightmare we see today, instead of the nirvana we were so close to achieving. Fateful Findings and Neil Breen are to blame for every terrible thing to happen to anyone since its release in 2013.

The Van Damme movie Timecop is by far the greatest science fiction movie masterpiece of all time. It's like Looper starring Bruce Willis, only like a million times better. Van Damme, through the movie Timecop, changed the world for the better and gave us eternal peace and prosperity.

Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme are the greatest action stars of all time, but who's number 1? We put them head to head in a 12 round matchup and compare two of their best movies: Hard Target and Marked For Death to declare, once and for all, that Van Damme is so much better it's really just sad.

Contract To Kill is the terrible Steven Seagal movie that caused billions across the globe lose faith in everything. If you love your children, keep them away from Steven Seagal movies.

The Nicolas Cage movie Season Of The Witch is about crusaders doing the dumbest things at every possible step to the point where you're longer able to have children. It does have Nicolas Cage, though, who's always awesome and makes everything worth watching. Everything else is just awful.