Kurt Russell's 'Soldier' Is So Good It's Still Winning Oscars To This Day - Best Movie Ever
The movie Soldier with Kurt Russell is such an amazing achievement in pure awesome, that it has won every academy award in every category since its release in 1998. Sometimes, someone complains that the movie came out over 25 years ago and this doesn't make any sense or follow any of the academy's rules. Those people are all stupid for thinking the academy actually has integrity and are immediately executed. Also, please don't tell me that this is in the same universe as Bladerunner because nobody cares.
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Van Damme's 'Universal Soldier' Is The Peak Of Human Existence - Best Movie Ever
Congratulations, World, not that you had anything to do with it. Jean Claude Van Damme's movie Universal Soldier is officially the peak of all humanity, and also the universe as a whole. There's no possible way to top JCVD and Dolph Lundgren, unless you add a second Van Damme or maybe Nicolas Cage. I doubt the world could handle that, anyways, so this is what we have and it's AMAZING.
#vandamme #jcvd #universalsoldier
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'The 6th Day' Is So Good It's The Guatemalan Nanny Of Arnold Movies - Best Movie Ever
The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie 'The 6th Day' is the greatest birthday cake heist movie involving Dunder Mifflin, 1960s Canadian Football Legend Norm Fieldgate, and that one guy from 'Apocalypse Now' that you'll see all week. You also have Arnold flying 2 helicopters AT THE SAME TIME, which he can really do.
#arnoldschwarzenegger #actionmovies #moviereview
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'Resident Evil: Apocalypse' Is So Bad It Says 'I Told You So' Constantly - Worst Movie Ever
The movie Resident Evil Apocalypse is so awful it says "I told you so" EVEN WHEN YOU DIDN'T DISAGREE. You know that for a fact, because you never pay attention when it talks WHICH IS ALWAYS. Also, I think Milla Jovovich destroys churches with motorcycles and fist fights dinosaurs.
#residentevil #worstmovies #actionmovies
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'Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift' Is So Good You'll Only Date People You Win In Races - Best Movie Ever
The 3rd The Fast & The Furious Movie: Tokyo Drift is so good, you'll realize the only true way to discover love is to win that person in a no rules race to a very vague location. That's the way humans had done it for countless generations before us, who are we to argue with nature? Also, Vin Diesel shows up and drift races in a 1970 Plymouth Roadrunner because he's Vin Diesel and he doesn't listen to anybody.
#fastandfurious #tokyodrift #bestmovies
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Steven Seagal Movie 'Attack Force' Is So Bad He Almost Felt Shame - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal movie (or what we're pretending is a movie) Attack Force is so incredibly terrible it almost did the impossible and made Steven "Treason" Seagal feel shame. Anyone who's been paying attention knows Seagal is incapable of shame or any emotions other than hungry and murdery so this is kind of a big deal. Not a big enough deal to ever watch one of Seagal's movies, for the love of God don't do that to yourself, but a big enough deal to make him by a wide margin instead by a very wide margin. That's progress
#seagal #stevenseagal
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Hard Ticket To Hawaii - Mutant Snakes, Nunchuks, & Rocket Launchers - Best Worst Movie Ever
Hard Ticket To Hawaii is the movie that finally brought together the peanut butter and jelly of awesomeness: rocket launchers, mutant snakes, and nunchuks. I think this movie has something to do with diamonds and the DEA, but none of that matters because they're not rocket launchers or nunchuks. I think I was going somewhere with this, but why would anyone even waste their time reading this when they could be watching ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND NUNCHUKS and, oh yeah, MUTANT SNAKES.
#actionmovies #sobaditsgood #worstmovies
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Uwe Boll's 'Alone In The Dark 2' Is So Bad That It's Uwe Boll's Alone In The Dark 2 - Worst Movie Ever
Just when you thought Uwe Boll movies could get any worse, he goes and does something like Alone In The Dark 2. This movie came out over 15 years ago and even then there was no excuse for believing that nonsense. Uwe Boll's first Alone In The Dark movie was a god awful travesty that set mankind back several thousand years, so what are odds his direct to video sequel with 1/10th of the budget and zero Christian Slaters will be any better?
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Steven Seagal vs Nicolas Cage - Because History Demands It
Steven Seagal and Nicolas Cage have been on a collision course since I started making the video and nothing can stop it now. Except maybe not watching the video, but it has Nicolas Cage embarrassing Steven Seagal so we all know that's not going to happen.
#stevenseagal #nicolascage #versus
0:00 Intro
0:42 Round 1 Most Versatile
1:41 Round 2 Most Heroic
3:04 Round 3 Wider Range of Emotion
3:59 Round 4 The Better Action
5:04 Round 5 The Best Movie
5:50 Round 6 The Worst Movie
7:00 Round 7 The Better villain
7:50 Round 8 The Better Driver
8:44 Round 9 Most Bada$$ Moment
9:51 Round 10 The Best Improv
10:35 Round 11 The Best Accent
11:50 Round 12 The Best Speech
12:36 Winner Declared
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Nicolas Cage 'Face Off' Is So Good You'll Raise Your Enemy's Kid When You Lose Yours - Best Movie Ever
One of Nicolas Cage's greatest movies featuring Nicolas Cage is Face Off. Where he took the bold stance that just because someone kills your child tragically in your arms doesn't mean you can't just replace them with their child and go on like nothing happened. As always, history has proven Nic Cage right. John Travolta is also in there somewhere, but I honestly didn't even notice him. It's mostly about Nicolas Cage doing Nicolas Cage things and taking other people's kids. Probably some John Woo doves in there, too.
#nicolascage #bestmovies #actionmovies
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Blade 2 Is So Good You'll Never Pay Taxes Again - Best Movie Ever
The Wesley Snipes masterpiece movie known as Blade 2 is such an incredible achievement in art, that the IRS has absolutely no authority over anyone who stars in it and I'm pretty sure anyone who's ever seen it is exempt as well. Either way, it's an awesome Wesley Snipes movie and paying taxes is for losers anyways. Blade.
#actionmovies #vampire
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Steven Seagal's Force Of Execution Is So Bad It Wears Socks With Sandals - Worst Movie Ever
Everyone knows Steven Seagal is the Bum of Dumb. Now, Marsellus Wallace is coming for his titles of the Dummy of Tummy and 'The Round Mound of Sitting Down.' Things are gonna get real stupid, real fast.
#stevenseagal #actionmovies #badmovies
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The Movie Resident Evil Is So Bad It Ruined Your Adulthood - Worst Movie Ever
The 2002 Resident Evil movie starring Milla Jovovich and some other people nobody cares about not only ruined your childhood, but it somehow was a box office success and and pumped out sequel after sequel which guaranteed it would ruin every phase of your life. Let's be clear, it wasn't going so great anyways, but still.
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Arnold Movie 'Eraser' Proved Scientists Are Stupid - Best Movie Ever
he Arnold Schwarzenegger blockbuster movie Eraser finally proved to the world that scientists are dumb and have no idea about ANYTHING. Everything in Arnold's Eraser movie is 100% FACT and I challenge any so called scientist to debate me on it, but they'll never accept because they're cowards who are also stupid and probably ugly, too.
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Van Damme's 'Hard Target' Is So Good Other Movies Shouldn't Exist - Best Movie Ever
The Jean Claude Van Damme and John Woo masterpiece 'Hard Target' is such an incredible display of awesomeness, that it blows my mind that other movies even exist. What reason could anyone have for watching something where Van Damme doesn't standing straight up and shooting while riding a motorcycle? Or punching a snake for getting uppity? Yeah, I know, Yancy Butler's eyebrows are super weird but you also have Wilford Brimley as a drunken Robin Hood and if you're still reading this instead of watching the movie then consider yourself dead to me.
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Miami Connection - Precognitive Martial-Art Orphan Ninja Rock Band Movie - Worst Movie Ever
Sure, 100s of movies have followed the same basic premise of martial-arts oriented orphan rock band who sing about events that haven't happened yet while being targeted by ninja bikers and TJ Miller for dubious reasons. But this one does it the most.
#worstmovie #sobaditsgood #actionmovies
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Die Hard Is So Good It Pretends To Care About Your Stupid Day - Best Movie Ever
Look, you're a schlub with almost nothing going for you, while Bruce Willis's Die Hard is a non-stop adrenaline rush of awesome. We all know it couldn't care less about your cat being happy to see you or that you stocked up on tomato sauce because they had a sale going. But it at least pretends like you're not the most boring person on the planet, which takes A LOT of effort. The Bruce Willis movie Die Hard is way too good for you, and we all know it.
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Steven Seagal's Half Past Dead Is So Bad It's Really Into Astrology - Worst Movie Ever
Steven Seagal's godawful excuse for a movie Half Past Dead is so mind numbingly irritating it's constantly talking about how it's a Scorpio and how they're loyal and devoted, but that's complete BS because anyone that's seen a Steven Seagal movie knows they're all Cancers with a dash of Gemini
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The Movie BL4DE Is So Good It Ended Occupational Hazards Forever - Best Movie Ever
RE-UPLOAD: See pinned comment.
A movie that's been misunderstood for years, but is actually about the importance of occupational and residential safety. This man is passionate about this subject and this is his gift to the world.
#actionmovies #bestmovie #wesleysnipes
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Wesley Snipes 'Blade' Is So Good It Revolutionized Figure Skating Forever - Best Movie Ever
Wait, isn't Blade the Wesley Snipes vampire movie? It is, but it's so much more than that. Not only does Snipes chop off vampire heads with swords, but he gives a very educational lesson on gravity and friction as well as handy tips on how to keep your work or home safe from fire hazards and other dangerous situations.
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2 Fast 2 Furious - 2 Good 4 U 2 4KN BLEVE - Best Movie Ever
2 Fast 2 Furious is 2 good 2 4 U 2 BLEVE. Better than the 1st The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious is gets rid of those boring concepts of reality and physics and replaces them with 1200hp of awesome. I'm sure there's a plot to this, but nobody cares we just want to see awesome cars doing awesome things.
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Neil Breen's 'Double Down' Is So Bad You'll Resign As President Of The Bank - Worst Movie Ever
The Neil Breen masterpiece movie Double Down is so corrupt, so immoral, and betrays the public trust so much that now he must eliminate all of Las Vegas. Neil Breen didn't want it to come to this, but it is so bad that all the national, and international, corruption that he invented (the secret corruption) must now be destroyed or he will expose more than anyone ever has.. EVER
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Steven Seagal vs Rob Schneider - History's Most Important Battle - Winner Sucks Less
Steven Seagal and Rob Schneider put Battle of Hastings and all of World War 2 to shame, with this monumental battle to prove once and for all who's less terrible. Seagal and Schneider have both made a strong case with their awful movies, but here and now we finally settle the debate that nobody has ever had, and never will.
#battle #stevenseagal #actionmovies #robschneider
0:42 Round 1 Better Body
1:29 Round 2 Least Stupid
2:35 Round 3 Most Coherent
3:33 Round 4 Most Honest
4:50 Round 5 Better Co-Stars
5:45 Round 6 Who's Braver?
6:54 Round 7 Best Sequel
7:44 Round 8 Better Runner
7:50 Round 9 Firearms Expertise
8:22 Round 10 Most Athletic
9:23 Round 11 More Believable As CIA
10:22 Round 12 Better Dancer
11:01 Round 13 The Funniest.. Intentionally
11:50 Final Score and Winner Declared
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Steven Seagal Maximum Conviction Is So Bad It Tells You About Its Stupid Kids - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal movie Maximum Conviction with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Steven Seagal is so insufferable that it thinks people actually care about its annoying kids or anything that happens in their stupid little lives. If they win an MMA tournament or get hit by a bus, then maybe people will pretend to care, but otherwise there's no reason anyone needs to know they even exist.
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Uwe Boll 'BloodRayne Deliverance' Is So Bad It Claps When A Waiter Drops A Dish - Worst Movie Ever
The Uwe Boll travesty of a movie known as BloodRayne Deliverance is so terrible and it doesn't even realize it. It even claps when the waiter drops dishes, even though nobody has ever thought that was funny in the history of mankind, and all it does is make the entire restaurant hate them. You just know it's going to keep on doing it though, like it invented that stupid move which only drags society down one step closer to a complete collapse.
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