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Sacred Cow Shipyards

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    You say "Prime Directive". I say, "Pathetic excuse for being a horrible sophont."
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    You say "Prime Directive". I say, "Pathetic excuse for being a horrible sophont."

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    Apparently someone else got ahold of the #short generation system
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    Apparently someone else got ahold of the #short generation system

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    D-d-d-d-d-d-down by the bay... where the Romulans grow...
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    D-d-d-d-d-d-down by the bay... where the Romulans grow...

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    Experimenting with these #shorts things you humies seem to adore
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    Experimenting with these #shorts things you humies seem to adore

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    You get a flooding, and you get a flooding, and YOU BACK THERE GET A FLOODING!
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    You get a flooding, and you get a flooding, and YOU BACK THERE GET A FLOODING!

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    You're seriously going to whine about an AK-47 showing up in Star Wars Andor? REALLY?
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    You're seriously going to whine about an AK-47 showing up in Star Wars Andor? REALLY?

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    This is not the special episode you were looking for
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    This is not the special episode you were looking for

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    The Three Laws of Screwing Robots Over
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    The Three Laws of Screwing Robots Over

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    Y'know, your planet would seem to indicate that Raptors are something to be feared.
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    Y'know, your planet would seem to indicate that Raptors are something to be feared.

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    You have to admit, "Earth Space Defense Force" is not only a stupid name, it's remarkably unclear
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    You have to admit, "Earth Space Defense Force" is not only a stupid name, it's remarkably unclear

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    'Cause it's X-30that and X-30this and X-30over-there and would you just stop already?
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    'Cause it's X-30that and X-30this and X-30over-there and would you just stop already?

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    Why are you paying for the debasing of heroes?
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    Why are you paying for the debasing of heroes?

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    Reproduction of Transmission Received at Listening Outpost WY-XX121
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    Reproduction of Transmission Received at Listening Outpost WY-XX121

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    If I told you what this episode was about, that'd be cheating.
    4:07

    If I told you what this episode was about, that'd be cheating.

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    Please excuse me while I sink the hell out of Battleship
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    Please excuse me while I sink the hell out of Battleship

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    Unlike "sanguine", Serenity doesn't have awkward secondary definitions
    12:59

    Unlike "sanguine", Serenity doesn't have awkward secondary definitions

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    Sometimes compartmentalization is a good thing. But only sometimes.
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    Sometimes compartmentalization is a good thing. But only sometimes.

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    Yo dawg, that fire ain't your type. Which is true of almost any fire, so... yeah, sorry.
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    Yo dawg, that fire ain't your type. Which is true of almost any fire, so... yeah, sorry.

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    It was not an Ace at being Felicitous
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    It was not an Ace at being Felicitous

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    Oh it's Tommy this, and Tommy that, and Tommy, where's the blessed forklift?
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    Oh it's Tommy this, and Tommy that, and Tommy, where's the blessed forklift?

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    In accordance w/Disney's rebranding, I go the whole episode without calling this atrocity "Slave I"
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    In accordance w/Disney's rebranding, I go the whole episode without calling this atrocity "Slave I"

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    Did you really think I'd be talking about the dwarf-tossing Strider on this channel?
    10:37

    Did you really think I'd be talking about the dwarf-tossing Strider on this channel?

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    "Get to the hellicarrier!" doesn't have quite the same ring
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    "Get to the hellicarrier!" doesn't have quite the same ring

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    The Ferengi are almost unquestionably jealous of the Lucrehulks
    12:37

    The Ferengi are almost unquestionably jealous of the Lucrehulks

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    Your City Destroyer is guaranteed, or the next city you destroy is free
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    Your City Destroyer is guaranteed, or the next city you destroy is free

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