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E3 showed the best in gaming is yet to come in 2017. While it mostly brought us the mass-consumption IPs we've come to know and grow tired of, there were just enough gems in the bunch to get us excited for whats to come across all gaming platforms in the months ahead. Here are our top 10 most anticipated games from E3 2017! #10 - 00:10 - Kingdom Hearts III #9 - 00:28 - Far Cry 5 #8 - 00:53 - Pokemon Switch & Metroid Prime 4 #7 - 01:16 - Days Gone #6 - 01:49 - God of War #5 - 02:18 - Spider-Man #4 - 03:05 - Battlefront II #3 - 03:34 - Anthem #2 - 03:57 - Beyond Good & Evil 2 #1 - 04:27 - Super Mario Odyssey

Sterling Archer is the most depraved super spy we’ve ever seen, and to be quite frank, we just can’t get enough. Today we’re taking a look at the top 8 best moments and funniest jokes from the self-proclaimed ‘World’s greatest secret agent.’ Be sure to let us know your favorite Archer moments in the comments below, and don’t worry...there WILL be more!

Season 5 of Netflix's Orange Is the New Black returns in just a few days, so to get you caught up and excited for the premiere, we're recapping all the craziest moments from the first 4 seasons. Just as a warning, there's a lot of pee. Like, a LOT a lot. Be sure to tell us what your favorite crazy moment from the show was in the comments below.

The best part of every Marvel movie is the moment when Stan Lee pops on screen for a minute or two to make a cameo. This guy does comics better than anyone else. Fan theories have been circulating for years about the meaning behind all of Stan Lee’s cameos, but this year, Kevin Feige finally endorsed the opinion that the rumors might be true. Is Stan Lee the Watcher Uatu? Let the evidence speak.

We've all speculated on WHO could defeat One Punch Man, but today we're speculating HOW to take the bald behemoth down. Saitama has quickly become everyone's favorite follicly-challenged anime superhero. He's gained his "powers" through sheer determination and discipline. And while we would hate to see OPM fall at the hands of a diabolical foe, we've thought of 5 different ways it could happen.

It's Saturday morning! Time for another childhood retro-ruining. This time, it's Hey Arnold!'s turn to get the dirty joke treatment. Are you a 90s kid, or just an enthusiast of the classics? If so, get ready to hate us. Here are the top 8 hidden dirty jokes from Hey Arnold!

Melissa McCarthy is loud, funny and never afraid to be ridiculous. She somehow manages to make dirty jokes even dirtier, physical comedy even more over the top, and impressions more accurate than half the regular players on SNL. Whenever she hosts Saturday Night Live, you know you're in for a bunch of gut-busting sketches. Here are the top 5:

There are TONS of adult jokes to be found in Steven Universe, and while it was sooo hard (get it?), we've narrowed it down to the top 8. Did we totally miss one?

The 5 Grossest Ren & Stimpy Jokes

Top 10 Teen Titans Villains - Here is a list of the top 10 Teen Titans Villains

So, American Gods is STARZ network's latest show, and the synopsis reads: "An ex-convict becomes the bodyguard of a powerful old deity looking to reclaim his lost glory." That's great and all, but there's so much more you need to know heading into this one, and we're here to give you a rundown to get you ready for American Gods.

The new Ghost in the Shell live-action American incarnation may be stirring controversy, but don't let that overshadow overwhelming the influence that Ghost in the Shell has had on American film and television. Today we're looking at 5 Movies and TV shows directly inspired by Ghost in the Shell. #5 - 00:21 - Strange Days #4 - 01:21 - Westworld #3 - 01:50 - The 13th Floor #2 - 02:46 - The Matrix #1 - 03:35 - It's a good one!

6 Dirty Adult Jokes in Rugrats Cartoons Additional Assets: 0.25 - Guardians of the Galaxy - Disney 1.35 - the Office - NBC 1.47 - Fatal Attraction - Paramount 2.51 - The Rugrats Movie - Paramount

Disney movies give us great memories when we look back on them, but now that we're all grown up, we realize that some of our favorite good guys were major, Grade-A assholes. We dug through the Disney vault for hours, all in an effort to ruin everyone's childhood, and proudly present the top 5 Disney characters who were secretly complete and total dicks. #5 - 00:36 - Tinkerbell from Peter Pan #4 - 01:32 - Mushu from Mulan #3 - 02:07 - Joy from Inside Out #2 - 03:21 - Aladdin #1 - 04:24 - Elsa from Frozen

We live in an age of ever increasing action hero equality. While almost every movie now seems to star some sort of badass babe, the really wasn’t always the case. Shocking I know. I’m Whitney Van Laningham, and I promise that I’m definitely a feminist. Cool, just wanted to make that clear because I want talk to you guys about a bunch of shitty women that I really hate. Kidding. Sort of. As a woman, I’m really stoked to see people bash Bella Swan and her sparkly undead boyfriend. But that doesn’t mean I don’t miss the hell out of whiny, annoying, gold-digging female leads. Here’s a list of the weakest female leads you love to hate-watch.

Marvel's Iron Fist has finally made its way to Netflix, but is the kung-fu hero actually the best among superhero martial artists? We're pitting Iron Fist up against the likes of Daredevil, Black Panther, Batman and more in our search to find comics one true martial arts superhero sensei! 01:03 - Iron Fist vs Daredevil 01:49 - Iron Fist vs Black Panther 02:40 - Iron Fist vs Shang Chi 03:19 - Iron Fist vs Gamora 03:47 - Iron Fist vs Batman 04:20 - Iron Fist vs Karate Kid (DC)

The Power Rangers hold a special place in all of our hearts, and we all share fond memories of our favorite after-school heroes taking on the scariest of monsters. However, looking back a good 10 to 20 years, we realize just how those monsters were less scary and more on the cheesy side. Today we count down the 5 cheesiest, absolute DUMBEST Power Rangers Monsters in the show's history. #1 - 00:30 - Power Rangers vs Frankenstein #2 - 01:42 - Power Rangers vs Sea Monster #3 - 02:09 - Power Rangers vs Brick Bully #4 - 03:24 - Power Rangers vs Pumpkin Rapper #5 - 04:40 - Power Rangers vs Doom Stone

No one is as excited as we are about the return of Samurai Jack. In preparation for the new long-awaited final season, we're taking a look back at our favorite five fight scenes. #5 - 00:14 - Samurai Jack vs Demongo the Soul Collector #4 - 01:15 - Samurai Jack and the Spartan King Brotok vs Robot Monster #3 - 02:23 - Samurai Jack and the Haunted House #2 - 03:49 - Samurai Jack vs Human Aku #1 - 05:16 - Samurai Jack vs Shinobi Shadow Warrior

While some doomed the Nintendo Switch before it was even released, we remain hopeful. However, we take a look back at the top 5 times the company had an EPIC fail. Suddenly, that hope has dwindled. #5 - 00:22 - Nintendo Wii Fit #4 - 01:19 - Piracy Paranoia (Cartridges, Gamecube Discs) #3 - 02:22 - Virtual Boy #2 - 03:14 - Wii U #1 - 03:58 - It's EPIC, and it's sad...so definitely watch.

Long gone are the days of watching Adam West call for Bat Shark Repellant from his perch on a rope ladder, as he dangles above a bunch of rubber sharks. Today’s comic book movies have gotten a whole lot bloodier, grittier, and nihilistic. Here’s a list of the top 5 grittiest comic book adaptations. 
 #5 – Sin City 
The full-scale noir in this movie is enough to put Sin City on this list – it looks like a German Expressionist film had a baby with A Scanner Darkly. Besides the black-and-white silent film feel, the pops of red and yellow that appear throughout stay completely true to the graphic novel’s original design. And if you like super messed up movies, this one has it all – murder, torture, decapitation, rape, dismemberment… It’s also pretty impossible to forget that scene where Marv slices Kevin into pieces and feeds him to his pet wolf. That’s actually a pretty badass way to die, if you think about it. Like, if you’re a stalker serial killer.
 #4 – Watchmen 
The only thing missing from the graphic novel was hearing the sound of the Comedian being thrown around his apartment with Nat King Cole playing in the background. The punches and slices in the very first scene are enough to make your mom say, “This is a terrible movie” and walk out of your living room, but it only gets darker from there. And dongy-er!
 From watching Rorschach discover the bones of a kidnapped little girl being chewed on by Grice’s dogs, to the Comedian murdering his pregnant side chick in Vietnam, Watchmen is satisfyingly dark, and true to the graphic novel. Minus the lack of nuclear space squids. 
 #3 – Kick-Ass 
Kick-Ass was one of those movies for me where I didn’t read the comic before I saw the movie, and was super surprised by how violent it was. I remember watching the trailer in college thinking, “Oh cool, that looks like a funny superhero movie!” but it definitely wasn’t just funny. While the jokes hit hard in some places, so did Hit-Girl’s butterfly knife. Watching Big Daddy get burned alive wasn’t my first indication that this movie wasn’t a comedy, but I think the entire theatre was cry-screaming when he was giving his daughter death-bed instructions on how to kill all the bad guys. 
 Kick-Ass has no illusions about vigilantism, it’s grueling and suicidal work. As much as we all secretly want to dawn a mask and take on the mob, Kick-Ass shows us that that would definitely get us killed immediately. That is unless we have plot armor, because hey, this is still suppose to be wish fulfillment right? 
 #2 – The Dark Knight 
A fun fact is that I asked one of my friends if she wanted to come see The Dark Knight with me back in 2008, and she actually thought it was going to be a period piece. Nope! The Dark Knight basically set the bar for any and all future Batman / Joker adaptations. 
 Heath Ledger’s Joker was so depraved and psychopathic that the entire film’s soundtrack was based around the crescendo of his ever-increasing reign of terror on Gotham. Hans Zimmer actually used razor blades to play string instruments in order to create that tortured, twisted hum which plays whenever the Joker is in action. Besides all the brutal fight scenes, the darkest part about this movie was really just the Joker’s apathy towards normalcy, and his embrace of the chaotic.
 #1 – Jessica Jones True to the comics, Jessica Jones throws a client through the glass window on her office door in the very first scene, and it doesn’t stop there. This series features fun and exciting violence themes like murder! Torture! Rape! Suicide!
 Jessica’s adoptive mother makes Kris Jenner look like a sweet baby angel and David Tenant’s hypnotic and twisted Kilgrave is exactly the kind of creep you’d get if you gave Reddit’s the Red Pill superpowers. Ewww.

Having a robot monster for a sidekick, adversary, or ally is a pretty sweet deal for people who don’t want to get a pet because they won’t be able to handle it when it dies in 12 years. If you’re the kind of dude who’s been scarred for life by the rapid decay of carnival fish, robot monsters might be for you! Most robot monsters are pretty dangerous, because they’re robots, so we’ve put together a list of the top five deadliest mechanical beasts to avoid if your life is a Bryan Singer movie. #5: MechaGodzilla Weighing in at 40,000 tons, this robot Godzilla is also equipped with laser eyes, forcefields, missile-launching toes, and, like Linda Blair, his head can rotate 360 degrees. MechaGodzilla was built as a planet-destroying weapon, by space Gorillas after his mutant predecessors didn’t quite the smash Godzilla into submission. Initially, he masquerades as the real Godzilla and kicks some major ass, until Godzilla actually shows up and sends him back to his home planet in a matchbox. This doesn’t stop the Simians from re-building a bigger, better MechaGodzilla, and it certainly didn’t stop the studio from making a shitty sequel. #4: Songbird (Bioshock Infinite) Like the Big Daddy’s before him, Songbird is technically not a full fledged “robot”, but hey menacing cyborg bird monsters still deserve a position on this list. The threat of getting scooped up by Songbird is constantly looming throughout BioShock Infinite, and even his shrill caws are enough to send shivers up you spine. The really messed up thing is that his death is close to being one of the most emotionally distressing events in the game. RIP Songbird, I won’t miss you repeatedly trying to murder me, but you were Elizabeths only friend who probably didn’t deserve to painfully drown. #3: The Sentinels (Matrix) These Matrix robots put Agent Smith to shame. For starters, they’re real, so suck on that you glorified kung-fu Clippy! The sight of even one of these things is enough to make you poop your panties, but of course these killer calamari like to travel in swarms. Did I mention that they have lasers? And piercing claws… and the ability to sense even the slightest bit of sound you make? Yeah, I’d happily plug into the Matrix and let these robo-squids siphon my life energy just to not tick them off. #2: Grimlock (Transformers) Even though he talks in the same third person style as the Cookie Monster on Sesame Street, Grimlock is far from cuddly. He’s the most fearsome and powerful member of the Dinobots, which is exactly what I want my job title to be when I grow up. He’s just as strong as Optimus Prime, except he can totally turn into a T-Rex, which is the coolest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Unlike Optimus, Gridlock is kind of a dick to people he feels are inferior to him, and by “kind of a dick,” I mean totally cold and merciless. He has a rocket launcher, an energon sword, and can shoot energy rays from his mouth like a frat guy projectile vomiting on a beer pong table. He’s also the only Dinobot who’s name doesn’t begin with the letter “S” which is how I imagine the offspring of the Kardashians must feel when surrounded by their entire “K-name” predecessors. #1: The Harbinger (Mass Effect 2) The Harbinger is a Reaper, aka, a gigantic living spaceship. In Mass Effect 2, the Harbinger possesses the Collector General and forces the Collectors to abduct the whole population of human colonies to try to turn them into a Human-Reaper hybrids. Like demons, the Harbinger gives no fucks when it comes to possessing a Collector. The process of possession is super painful, and ultimately kills the Collector. When he attacks Earth in Mass Effect 3, it’s revealed that the Harbinger is the OG member of the Reaper fleet. He’s super strong and super terrifying, so the whole Earth takeover thing kind of sucked. For us, not for him. I’m sure it was a pretty sweet deal for the Harbinger at the time.

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Like its titular heroes, Powerpuff Girls is a cartoon made with sugar, spice, everything nice, and the mysterious chemical X, but some episodes have a little extra X in them. We’re talking chemical triple X. Today we’re looking at 8 adult jokes hidden in the seemingly innocent Powerpuff Girls cartoon. #8 Fuzzy Lumpkins Gets Dirty - In the season 5 episode Shotgun Wedding, the redneck villain Fuzzy Lumpkins mistakes a mud covered Professor X as a lady lumpkin. Fuzzy Lumpkin and his inbred family violently force the Professor into marrying Fuzzy. Luckily the Powerpuffs save the day and knock the mud off of the Professor. Fuzzy swears that the girls won’t get in the way of true love and scoops up the professor’s mud disguise, because, you know, he’s an idiot and thinks that the mud is a lumpkin. Fuzzy runs off to his cabin with his new wife and then consummates the marriage. Yep he starts boinking the hell out of that pile of mud. #7 Whoopsies - Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup bring home a new friend in the fourth season episode Superfriends. When the girls introduce their friend Robin to the professor, Bubbles tells her that the professor made them in a lab accident. Without missing a beat Robin assures the professor that that’s okay, her parents made her by accident too, implying that she was an unplanned pregnancy. #6 The Professor’s Date - In the early episode Mommy Fearest, the girls help the professor prepare for a date and they make sure he’s well stocked. Buttercup slipped something past the censors and into Utonium’s pocket. Looks like the girls don’t want more sisters anytime soon. #5 Mojo Jojo’s Comeuppance - Prison rape jokes exist in a strange realm of double-standards, presumably because bad guys deserve to be punished. Because of this, you’ll find plenty of prison rape jokes in children's cartoons, including the Powerpuff Girls. In Cootie Gras, Mojo Jojo is jailed at the end of the episode in a cell with a burley bunkmate. The inmate smirks at Jojo as the narrator announces that “love is in the air.” I think “love” might be the wrong word Mr. Narrator. #4 The Rowdyruff Boys - Let’s move on to harmless penis jokes shall we? In The Boys Are Back In Town, the Rowdyruff Boys return to enact revenge on the girls. Previously the Powerpuffs were able to defeat them with cooties and kisses, but the boys have matured and now kisses make them bigger, stronger, and tougher. Really puts new meaning into being a “dick”. #3 A Squirrel’s Gender - The girls nurse a pet squirrel back to health in the episode Stray Bullet, but they can’t come to a consensus on what gender it is. Blossom and Bubbles think that it’s a girl while Buttercup argues it’s a boy. Buttercup asks why they think its a girl and Bubbles has some damning evidence. #2 The Whole Episode of Member’s Only - Members Only is a season 4 episode where innuendo runs rampant. A flaming hotrod villain named Mas-CUM-max attacks an all male superhero league and goes on a diatribe. Mascumax beats the heroes but Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup come to save the day...by turning into a flaming pussy cat and rubbing against him. #1 The Whole Episode of Something’s A Ms. - Members Only isn’t the only episode dedicated to sexual innuendo, so is Something’s A Ms. an episode where Sedusa kidnaps and steals the identity of Ms. Bellum, a character who is pretty much a giant boobs joke in the first place. For the eagle-eyed viewer, you’ll notice that Ms. Bellum’s home address is 69 Yodel In the Valley Lane. 69 being a sexual position and “yodel in the valley” being slang for going down on a woman. It’s subtle to start, but the episode gets more overt. When Sedusa is posing as Bellum, she uses her feminine wiles to suggestively sharpen the mayor's pencil, and well… Did the Mayor just jizz himself? That’s it for our list of dirty jokes in the Powerpuff Girls. Let us know in the comments what other shows we should find dirty jokes in.

Ah, precious youth. Hormones are raging, voices are changing, and the ladies on TV only made life more troubling for our adolescence. But you never forget the ones you love. Or maybe you do. Let's hop into the way-back machine and flash back about 20 years to the 90s to reminisce about our favorite celebrity crushes. Did we miss someone. Drop a line and let us know who YOUR ultimate 90s crush was in the comments section below.

Ever since Farrah Fawcett “creamed” Quarterback Joe Namath, Super Bowl commercials have been a time honored American tradition. Today we’re looking at the weirdest commercials in Super Bowl history. #6 - A Monster Hummer During 2006’s Super Bowl, General Motors released this colossal commercial featuring a knock-off Godzilla and her Megazord lover. Yep, instead of duking it out like we’d expect, these giants get to making out. They’ve got so much in common after all. One thing leads to another and the next thing we know our Lizard lady is pregnant. Which totally implies that a whole city had to awkwardly witness loud unbridled monster sex. She-zilla then gives birth to a Hummer H3, because they’re “Little Monsters”. Aww look at that cute little gas guzzler destroying the environment just like its parents. #5 - Audi’s Mixed breed In this 2014 spot a couple looks for their perfect pet at a pet store. The man wants a Chihuahua while the woman prefers dobermans. A creepy pet store worker suggests a compromise of breeding the two together, cueing a dream sequence of the mixed breed abominations. Dubbed the Doberhuahua, this breed terrorizes the world. The zany looking Doberhuahua is aggressive and small like a land piranha. The commercial also utilizes noteable animal rights activist and “Arms of the Angel” singer Sarah McLachlan to disparage the fantasy pooch. The commercial ends with the message that compromise is bad, and that everyone should go out and buy Audi’s A3 because... it's not a dangerous dog? #4 - Emerald Nuts Boogeyman The marketing for Emerald Nuts is always off the wall weird, but if we had to narrow down all of their Super Bowl commercials to just one, the weirdest would have to be their 2007 Robert Goulet Boogeyman commercial because it’s less in-your-face-weird and more subtly creepy. In this spot a narrator personifies the mid work day slump as 1960’s singer and actor Robert Goulet. According to the commercial’s urban legend, when you’re feeling low on energy Goulet appears like a mischievous sprite that wreaks havoc where you go. That is unless you take a handful of Emerald Nuts, those’ll make him reverse Spider-Man away. #3 - Sobe Lizard Lake 2009’s Super Bowl brought us this mind bending commercial from Sobe lifewater. At first it appears to be a simple nod to society’s sudden realization that football players take ballet, but then almost instantly things get strange. Like “oh damn I took too much acid”-strange. Eerie animated versions of football stars Ray Lewis, Matt Light, and Justin Tuck are joined by CGI SoBe lizards and for some reason the cast of Monsters vs. Aliens. The commercial then becomes a jam packed fever dream including a lizard with SoBe grills and Ray Lewis transforming into a lizard himself. Yikes, where’s my trip sitter? #2 - Evil Beaver Miller Lite This 1998 commercial starts with a group of pioneers chopping wood and settling in the woods. Once they're finished they decide to relax with some Miller Lite, but the local fauna has other plans. A angry beaver sees that the pioneers have stolen his wood and jumps on his motorcycle to attack. Heavy metal wails “Evil Beaver” as the creature devours their cabin, wooden legs, and beer. #1 - Mountain Dew’s Monstrosity Mountain Dew’s 2016 commercial for their energy drink Mountain Dew Kickstart is the pinnacle of weird commercials. All will try, but none will best this spot and it’s absurdity. Of course we are talking about the Puppy Monkey Baby. A horrific chimera that plays a rattle and chants “puppy monkey baby” as it delivers mountain dew Kickstart. Mountain Dew’s spokesperson has said on record that they decided on combining the three things people love the most, monkeys, babies, and pug faces, only we’re sure that no one loved this commercial and it just shocked everyone. Do you think there’s a bizarre commerical we missed? We’d love to hear what you have to say in the comments below.