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Cheerful people confuse us.

The Horrifying Downside to Being a Superhero's Brother

There are some questions you just don't want your boss asking you ... repeatedly.

The jobs get weirder and more dangerous, the contestants' mustaches get longer, the stakes get artificially higher. It's Volcano Hanger Outers.

This is the most reliable way to come up with a terrible idea known to man.

This wasn't going to work for several very good reasons.

The only way to deal with a dress code: mockery.

There's coming on too strong, and then there's this.

Doing a search for someone in the snow is hard ...

The worst job in the world is actually pretty easy.

This is the epilogue of every quirky girl from every quirky romantic comedy.

Worst Break-Up Excuse Ever

An exciting new innovation that will soon be appearing on your facebook wall, and in your nightmares.

AKA how thos kids from 'Chronicle' really found out about their super powers.

Like an Adele song written by the world's craziest ex-girlfriend.

Outside of watching your significant other get disembowed.

You don't want your nemesis to be too smart, but there's such a thing as your nemesis being too stupid too.

This is probably why business schools don’t teach 'punishment via nickname.'

The awful truth about a classic Star Wars character.

For some reason, advertisers decided kids cereal mascots should constantly be trying to steal their product. Today, they're pulling off their biggest heist.

If her father tells you he never wants you to see his daughter again, just know that it could always be worse. For instance, it can always go like this ...

Which works out to about half of the videos that have been uuploaded to YouTube.

At the Cracked offices, the research process can get pretty weird ...

A series of accidentally homoerotic encounters leads to whacky hi-jinks and existential crisis ...

If the unabomber manifesto had a dope beat.