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Required electives: Bankruptcy 101, Advanced Hair Quaffing, and How To Run For President When Everyone Hates You.

Required electives: Bankruptcy 101, Advanced Hair Quaffing, and How To Run For President When Everyone Hates You.

Turns out the only thing grosser than the food is how the commercials are made.

Or, you know, maybe just take a break from making movies all together.

Because, let's be honest, this will be a reality soon.

Work sucks. In space.

Always gotta watch out for those toxins, man.

Breweries would go out of business in a hurry.

The easiest way to become a professinoal filmmaker.

5 Awesome New Scientific Discoveries (That Are Kinda Boring)

The Hardest Product to Sell After 'Back to School' Sales End

Smokey the Bear could learn a thing or two about tact.

Nature is a majestic thing, especially when you don't know anything about it.

Why Clark Kent Would Make a Terrible Employee

Science is just now discovering the hidden benefits of forcibly removing your opponent's spine.

It's all about how close they are to your locker of armor and weapons.

Just go ahead and sit in a dark room and wait until you die of old age.

We can holler 'U-S-A! U-S-A!' all we want, but it turns out our ignorance is keeping us from seeing some truly cool stuff in movies.

It's a testament to the awesomeness of this film that it can be this rewatchable while making almost no damn sense.

The Awful Implications of First-Person Shooter Games

This is the least cool time-traveling has ever been.

Social media: The bane of every corporation ever.

There's just some things you don't forget to bring to a drug deal.

The Terrifying Conspiracy Behind Early '90s Kids' Toys

The Future of Artificial Intelligence (Will Be Rated X)