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If you've had the pleasure of watching the first season of 'Game of Thrones' after your least tactful friend, this should ring a bell ...

The montage to end all movie montages.

In case you weren't aware, American politics revolves around prop comedy these days.

Why Bruce Wayne is clearly hiding bodies under his cave.

Also, they are scared of men in capes.

When rappers brag about how badass their city is, they make the drug dealers of Gotham laugh.

Once women figured out a very simple mathematical equation, it was all over for men.

Compared to the stuff we grew up on, today's movies are practically feminist.

You don't want to know what happened after Stella got her groove back. Trust us.

In case you were curious how to alienate a bunch of total strangers on your birthday.

What if te people you talk to on Xbox Live said what they really meant?

Hold onto your butts. We're back.

How to shrink your carbon footprint and your social circle at once.

The Most Depressing Star Wars Spin-Off Ever

Nobody cares how wasted you got last night man. Yes, even if your baby was there. Actually that's kind of sad now. Just stop!

Seriously, do not follow any of the advice in this show unless you live in a particularly insane cartoon.

How to Deal With Annoying Interruptions

If pop songs were written by the age group who buys them.

These are the only three known paths to fame that require less talent and less common sense than being a reality TV star.

Everyone has advice for putting the thrill back in your sexless marriage, but these have to be the worst we've ever seen.

How hipsters should settle their (pointless) arguments.

We look down our noses at the people with stacks on stacks of dead cats in their living room. However, our bookmarks folders prove we're not exactly innocent ...

Why You Should Never Host a Séance in a Frat House

A textbook look at how to not even come close to getting away with sexual harassment.

Just because you're watching your figure doesn't mean you should have to see straight.