Joe Machi's stand up comedy

A lot of comedians don't know what to do when a joke doesn't work - but it happens to me all the time. Please enjoy and catch me at the following comedy clubs: East Rutherford, NJ April 5-6 Bananas. Springfield, MA April 19-20. Roar Comedy Club at MGM Cleveland, OH April 25-27. Hilarities. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's May 2-4.. Austin, TX May 11. Cap City. Raleigh, NC May 12. Good Nights. Orlando, FL Bonkerz Comedy @ The Corner June 14-15. Minneapolis, MN July 10-13 Acme. Manasquan, NJ Sept. 28. Algonquin Theater (with Joe DeVito) Albuquerque, NM Hyenas Oct. 3-5 #jokes #comedy #joemachi #standupcomedy

Please enjoy this joke about Jeffrey Epstein and United Airlines. Upcoming tour dates: New Cumberland, WV March 22. Mountaineer Casino (Bonkerz) Beverly, MA March 29-30 Off Cabot Comedy Club. East Rutherford, NJ April 5-6 Bananas. Springfield, MA April 19-20. Roar Comedy Club at MGM Cleveland, OH April 25-27. Hilarities. Austin, TX May 11. Cap City. Raleigh, NC May 12. Good Nights. Albuquerque, NM June 20-22 Hyenas. Minneapolis, MN July 10-13 Acme. Manasquan, NJ Sept. 28. Algonquin Theater (with Joe DeVito)

Please enjoy this joke. Upcoming tour dates: Philadelphia, PA Helium 2.1-3 La Crosse, WI Fox Hollow Golf Course 2.10 Austin, MN Lansing Corners Bar & Grill 2.17 Milwaukee, WI Bonkerz 2.23-24 Seattle, WA Laughs 3.8-9 New Cumberland, WV Bonkerz @ Moutaineer Casino Beverly, MA Off Cabot 3.29-30 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.5-6 Springfield, MA Roar Comedy Club 4.19-20 Cleveland, OH 4.25-27 Albuquerque, NM Hyenas 6.20-22 Minneapolis, MN 7.10-13 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater 9.28

A lot of comedians don't know what to do when a joke doesn't work - but it happens to me all the time. Please enjoy and catch me at the following comedy clubs: Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T. Feathers 12.14-17 Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. 12.29-30 Ft. Worth, TX Hyenas 12/31 Rochester, NY Comedy @ The Carlson 1.4-6 Point Pleasant, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13 Dallas, TX Hyenas 1.19-1.20 Philadelphia, PA Helium 2.1-3 La Crosse, WI Fox Hollow Golf Course2.10 Austin, MN Lansing Corners Bar & Grill 2.17 Seattle, WA Laughs 3.8-9 New Cumberland, WV Bonkerz Comedy @ Moutaineer Casino 3.22 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Banans 4.5-6 (booking matt.bourne@iala.com)

Tour dates: West Nyack, NY Levity Live 9.1-3 Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24 Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin THTR 11.11 with Joe DeVito and Dana Perino. Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13 Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20 #jokes #joemachi #standupcomedy #presidentialrace

Please enjoy this joke about Barack Obama's letters. Tour dates: Colorado Springs, CO 3E's 8.18-19 West Nyack, NY Levity Live 9.1-3 Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24 Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin THTR 11.11 with Joe DeVito and Dana Perino. Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18 Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13 Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20

Tour dates: New York, NY West Side Comedy Club (with Joe DeVito) 8.10 Janesville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12 Colorado Springs, CO 3E's 8.18-19 West Nyack, NY Levity Live 9.1-3 Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24 Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin THTR 11.11 with Joe DeVito and Dana Perino. Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18 Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13 Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20

Please enjoy this joke about how poorly airlines treat us. Tour dates: Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys 7.28-29 New York, NY West Side Comedy Club (with Joe DeVito) 8.10 Janesville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12 Colorado Springs, CO 3E's 8.18-19 West Nyack, NY Levity Live 9.1-3 Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24 Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin THTR 11.11 with Joe DeVito and Dana Perino. Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18 Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13 Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20

During the check drop it's hard for the audience to pay attention. That's when I try new material. Enjoy and catch me at the following locations: Greenville, SC Comedy Zone 7.21-22 Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys 7.28-29 New York, NY West Side Comedy Club (with Joe DeVito) 8.10 Janesville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12 Colorado Springs, CO 3E's 8.18-19 Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24 Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4 Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18 Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13 Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20

Please enjoy this joke and catch me at the follow venues: Austin, TX Cap City Comedy Club 7.1.23 Greenville, SC Comedy Zone 7.21-22 Janesville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12 Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.26 Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 10.2-4 Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18 Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 1.12-13 Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20

NY, NY West Side Comedy Club. 6/1 9 PM Fort Worth, TX Hyenas. 6/2-3 Austin, TX Cap City. 7/1 Comedy Cabin, Janesville, WI. 8/11-12 Monticello, IL 3 Ravens. 11/2-4 Williston, ND Old Armory. 11/17-18

Please enjoy this joke about electric cars not being ready. Catch me at these venues: Ft. Worth Hyenas 6.2-3 Austin, TX Cap City 7.1 Janeville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12 JOEMACH.COM FOR UPDATED TOUR DATES

Other comedians don't know what to do when a joke doesn't work. It's what fans say I'm best at. Catch me at these venues: Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop 4.21-22 Ft. Worth Hyenas 6.2-3 Austin, TX Cap City 7.1 Janeville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12

Please enjoy this joke about Trump being indicted in NYC. Catch me at: Rutherford, NJ Bananas 4.7-8. Buffalo, NY Helium 4.14 Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop 4.21-22 Ft. Worth Hyenas 6.2-3 Janeville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12 Please like and subscribe. Thank you!

Please enjoy this joke about bank bailouts. Catch me at the following locations: Houston, TX Riotfest Mar. 25. Norfolk, NE District Table. 3.31-4.1 Rutherford, NJ Bananas 4.7-8. Buffalo, NY Helium 4.14 Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop 4.21-22 Ft. Worth Hyenas 6.2-3 Please like and subscribe. Thank you!

Please subscribe and catch me at: Springfield, MA Roar Comedy Club 2.3-4 Myrtle Beach, SC The Hangout 2.17-18 Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-tba Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1 Rutherford, NJ Bananas 4.7-8 Cuyahoga Falls, Funny Stop 4.21-22 Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 6.2-3 more dates to come at joemachi.com

Please enjoy this joke about Kevin McCarthy finally becoming 'House Speaker.' Please subscribe and catch me at: Ft. Wayne, IN Summit City Comedy Club 1.19-21. St. Louis, MO Funny Bone (Westport) 1.26-29 Springfield, MA Roar Comedy Club 2.3-4 Myrtle Beach, SC The Hangout 2.17-18 Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.26-26 Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8

Catch me at these venues! Charlotte, NC Comedy Zone Oct 28-30 Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3 Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. Rochester, NY Comedy On Carlson 1.5-7 Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26 Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8

Catch me at these venues! West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Charlotte, NC Comedy Zone Oct 28-30 Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3 Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. Rochester, NY Comedy On Carlson 1.5-7 Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26 Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8

Catch me at these venues! Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Charlotte, NC Comedy Zone Oct 28-30 Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3 Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. Rochester, NY Comedy On Carlson 1.5-7 Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26 Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8

Please enjoy this joke about accidentally liking a social media post. Catch me at: Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Charlotte, NC Comedy Zone Oct 28-30 Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3 Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. Rochester, NY Comedy On Carlson 1.5-7 Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26 Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8

You won't catch me apologizing for jokes. But you can catch me at: Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. (2nd show added) Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3 Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26 Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8

I know. You're sick of hearing jokes about fertilizer bans in other countries. Please indulge, subscribe and check out my tour dates below: Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3 Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26 Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8

Please enjoy this joke. Catch me at: Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.

Other comedians don't know what to do when a joke doesn't work. It's what fans say I'm best at. Catch me at these venues: Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. Aug. 4-6. Indianapolis, IN Helium. Aug 11-13. Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. #jokes #joemachi #standup #comedy.