Chris Jericho

Pavlov’s drum! Dave’s Roper Room with lots of love for the family! Say hi to Snooki for us! Killers On The Rampage and their hit song, “Man In Red” Corporation Update: Private messages, cold calls, no BCCs, and a spin-off sneak preview. Special guest: One of the greatest characters in Star Wars history, Lando Calrissian! Everybody pre-toilet for the show, and go! Rock N Roll Weekend! Hanging with party girl Sarah in Vegas at the high-end mini bar! January 9th in Toronto with Rybo and Stacy Keibler Running from the heated cab driver And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Sam The Record Man and the artist of the week, Chocolate Bunnies From Hell! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the freshly restocked, wonderful DSP t-shirt! Almost as life-changing as the official Winnipeggers tee! And be sure to get the BRAND NEW (and very hip) official Winnipeggers t-shirt! Brand new design! Possibly made from 500-thread count Egyptian cotton. Multiple uses! ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho! And it’s a bargain at $24.99!

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Dave’s Rants: Peloton! Loud exhaust from motorcycles. Life or death Facebook chain posts. Dying vegetables in the back of the fridge. “But I don’t want to take over the show or anything.” Corporation Update: Private message for Dave Spivak only. “The check’s in the mail.” Special guest (may be the biggest one yet)! TOM CRUISE! There’s no points for second place (even in Italy)! It’s very hard to get off the Banned List… but it happens this week! Not joking! Shout out to the Fans! We see ya (or at least Dave does), and we love ya (or at least Dave does)! Toss a few back, watch a YouTube video on kazoo playing, and go! Kazoo Koncierto! I can name that tune in 3 hums! Running With The Devil?? Nope! Maybe Stairway To Heaven? Huey Lewis & The News or is that Glenn Frey? Barbra Streisand A Canadian legend Rhinestone Cowboy! Madonna And the big challenge finale! And thanks to this week’s sponsors: DaveSpivakProject.com, and the freshly restocked, wonderful DSP t-shirt! Almost as life-changing as the official Winnipeggers tee! And be sure to get the BRAND NEW official Winnipeggers t-shirt! It’s the new hip thing the cool kids are wearing (the period is included)! Possibly made from 500-thread count Egyptian cotton. ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho! And it’s a bargain at $24.99!

Cheers to 50+ episodes & The Family who made it possible! Dave is my spirit animal! (editor’s note: not MY spirit animal, but someone else’s!) First ever Chris’ Rant! You don’t want to be on the receiving end of this, but you do want to make Dave’s #FamilyList Corporation Update: “They are possibly, maybe, thinking about making an offer.” Dave’s Roper Room (complete with stringless racquet): “I see ya! And I love ya!” Special guest Andrew Dice Clay! “Give it your best shot!” Raise a glass, and go! Show And Tell Part 2 (aka Sharing Circle)! AC/DC “Let There Be Rock” (someone’s first album purchase as a wee boy in Winnipeg) Ninja throwing star (ordered in secret from a magazine at age 10) Two thumbs up from the Boobs Day Club Gene Simmons’ saliva on a mic cover (that was spit in someone’s face) Pic from first-ever photo shoot (when someone was age 6-years old) Joni Mitchell painting of Neil Young (not an original) Swiss Army Spoon & Fork (in duplicate) #FargoRockCity Grandpa’s Shriner Hat Signed Paul McCartney Hofner bass Star Wars board game And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Radioshack! We’ve got every size battery you can think of! Half the price for the half the life! And all the speaker wire you could ever use! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the freshly restocked, wonderful DSP t-shirt! Almost as life-changing as the official Winnipeggers tee! And be sure to get your official Winnipeggers t-shirt at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho! It’s got built-in audio and wards off the rain! And it’s a bargain at about $25!

Happy Canada Day from Speewee, Rybo and Irvass!!

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Corporation Update: “This is gonna make some people’s heads turn!” #LimoBaby Live show coming on Canada Day! The Canadian Beatles?! Laura G. are you blind or is this a late-edition case of mistaken identity?!? Dave pays tribute to the family in his own special, unique way. Special guest from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mocha Joe! Nope! #BannedFromWinnipeggers Real special guest, Ginger Lynn, who shares her own naughty experiences at the drive-in theater! Dave’s Rants: Tandem bikes! Do you have to really do everything together? People who back into parking spots! Turnips and radishes! And wind while biking! Toss one (or maybe two) back, and go! All Night Drive-In! Hide the alcohol to make it past the car search Hide the smallest guy to avoid the persons per car limit Blast GNR & Vinnie Vincent Go with a carful of your curling friends & OD on caffeine pills Swap partners Ginger Lynn-style And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Towne Cinema 8! In beautiful, downtown Winnipeg! 8 movies in one location! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the freshly restocked, wonderful DSP t-shirt! Almost as life-changing as the official Winnipeggers tee! And be sure to get your official Winnipeggers t-shirt at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho! It’s the World’s t-shirt and repels dirt like nobody’s business! Did we mention it’ll make you whistle too?

Dave has a few choice words (of love of course) for The Corporation! I smell a spin-off! Cheers to the family! Adios mask beard! Dave’s Rants – “I don’t want to take over the show, but…” people that chew loud, backed up smelly laundry, half shut off dishwasher (WTF?), and ghetto blasters (double WTF?) playing Heart from the 80s. Special guest, Susie Essman! “You all sound like losers to me!” Raise a glass, and go! Mistaken Identity! The new guy named Dave who is really Chris Jericho TWO Dave Spivak’s in Winnipeg??? One is Dave and one is a tennis player. Are you John? I know who you are! You’re Jeff Jericho! And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Odean Drive-in Theater! Burt Reynolds double feature for $5! Smokey & The Bandit Part 3 and Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! Come on down! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the freshly restocked, wonderful DSP t-shirt! Almost as life-changing as the official Winnipeggers tee! And be sure to get your official Winnipeggers t-shirt at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho! It’s the World’s t-shirt and it solves all your problems (including allergies)!

Happy First Anniversary, Winnipeggers! The Great Rod Stickler’s new Winnipeggers intro! Meeting of the fish flies! Special guest, Jungle Queen Tawny Antle and her elephant! Might be the worst one ever OR you get what you pay for. Either way #BannedFromWinnipeggers And Courtney Coco saves the day! Dave’s Rants – camping! Enough said. Okay, toss it back, and go! High School Teachers! Shout out to Mr. Sankar! Dave’s grade 12 math teacher. Go into sales! “Don’t be late” Mr. Watson! English teacher Mr. Willows aka Lanny McDonald Mrs. “Granny Gums” Gunther Lemon juice+water = A+ in HomeEc for Dave The ladies man, Mr. Tonnellier “Hot For Teacher” Mrs. Barron! Everyone take typing! Rybo’s Grade 3 music teacher, Mrs. Williams and her patented ear grab And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Kirkfield Westwood Community Center! Play hockey in the winter, baseball in the Summer, and hang out at the KW boxes when you have nothing better to do late at night (Winnipeg teens, we’re talking to you!). And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the freshly restocked, wonderful DSP t-shirt! Almost as life-changing as the official Winnipeggers tee! And be sure to get your official Winnipeggers t-shirt at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho! Feel the energy from the shirt! It’s life-changing! It’s the World’s t-shirt and it solves all your problems!

Happy belated 80th Birthday, Bob Dylan (NOT a co-writer of this episode) The family is en fuego! Earthlings love this show! And good news from The Corporation - they’re getting close! Special guest & greatest ring announcer in history, Michael Buffer! Dave’s Rants - enough with the bloat! Skip The Dishes, mice in Manitoba, printer ink, and printed out pics! Okay, toss it back, and go! Pro Wrestling! the super popular AWA Wrestling sell outs at the old Winnipeg Arena Jesse “The Body” Ventura The Man They Call Reveen vs the AWA Rybo’s first (and almost only) wrestling experience - watching CJ at Club Taboo Mad Dog Bachon Spivak sleeping ringside at WWE Summerslam And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Chi-Chi’s! Chimichangas and Margaritas! One of Winnipeg’s best restaurants! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the freshly restocked, wonderful DSP t-shirt! Almost as high-quality as the official Winnipeggers tee! And be sure to get your official Winnipeggers t-shirt at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho! It won’t tear if it gets stuck under your chair!

It’s the Peggi Bunch and some seriously awesome goatees! The random Playboy model issue revisited… again, but with somewhat better results this time! The Ban-ned Hall of Fame! Dave’s Rants: the agony of picking “healthy” chips at the grocery store (shout out to Miss Vickies!), bicycle disraelers, delay peddles in music, and lake season! Bugs, bugs, and bug guts! Letters from the Family – the Global edition! Much love for Rybo! Okay, toss it back, and go! Cable Access TV VPW! VPW star cameraman, Chris Jericho! Johnny Sizzle and the high-tech, shaking album covers Coronation Street The Cosmopolitans (low budget take on SCTV) The oh-so-popular Pollock & Pollock Show with Rockin’ Ron & Nifty Natalie 2 Sports Guys & their #1 fan (and caller), Chris Jericho And thanks to this week’s sponsors: K-Mart! Come on down for the cheap, cheap, cheap prices, and blue light special on kids’ underwear! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the freshly restocked, wonderful DSP t-shirt! Almost as high-quality as the official Winnipeggers tee! And be sure to get your official Winnipeggers t-shirt at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Letters from the Family, including James Garrison from “Tiger King!” Two fires! Smokin’! Dave’s Rants: Let’s start with the Dave’s Rants logo, and move on to “right?,” right?? Stop the 420 madness, and “May The Fourth be with you” & “Revenge Of The Fifth” while you’re at it Banned from adding to the Banned List Water polo speedo! Call back to last week! Speaking of “Tiger King,” welcome special guest – the star of “Tiger King,” Carole Baskin! Okay, devil horns all around, and go! Bad Album Covers! Wolf Metal For Breakfast featuring ball bearings cereal Metal For Lunch featuring a ball bearings hotdog Black Sabbath “Born Again” Fire Down Under! A fav of Lars Ulrich from Metallica Queen “New Of The World” Anthrax “Fist Full of Metal” The Beach Boys “Pet Sounds” Dick Sandwich Iron Maiden And thanks to this week’s sponsors: The Crazy Bar! Come on down! 35-cent drafts, video games, burgers, and good times waiting for you! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the freshly restocked, wonderful DSP t-shirt! Almost as high-quality as the official Winnipeggers tee! And get “the God of shirts” – the official Winnipeggers t-shirt at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Cheers to Roxane Falk! #RyboRules at the other Kentucky Derby (aka the Tampa Bay Downs) The Corporation updates from Barry Boobs Special guest by special request – Baron von Raschke! Dave’s Rants: group text etiquette, stop with technology in cars (#LongLiveCassettes), F taxes and mornings! And Chris has a few choice words for phone cords! Okay, middle fingers in the air, and go! Sports! When your dad coaches when you’re 6-years-old and you’re not the star of the team Dave’s high school basketball days complete with a mullet & #CrazyLegs Curling Pants Hockey star Rybo! Best. Picture. Ever. #IrvineHeart Warren Rumple & Chris Jericho play water polo cause chicks dig water polo players (or maybe that’s scars) And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Consumers Distributing! Get the best prices on our okay selection! Grab a mini pencil and a piece of paper and take care of business! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Another fine, high-quality item worthy of gifting to that special someone in your life! And get your official Winnipeggers t-shirt at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Big, big things are coming from The Corporation, but until they do… More Ringo ideas Family feedback The return of speweememes and introducing The Saskatooners! And speaking of fuse together… A plethora of (okay, two) special guests – a subsequently banned Jason Voorhees and Pennywise The Clown. Pop a quaalude or two and go! It’s The Cheap Ass Club (and we aren’t talking ‘bout Dave, Rybo & Chris)! The rules: No Vincent Price, no Carradines, must be rated R, and nothing pre-1980. Blood Sucking Freaks Basket Case Frankerhooker Hardgore And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Jumbo Video! It’s bigger than Blockbuster! New releases, horror flicks, and discreet adult movies in the back! Available on VHS and Betamax! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Another fine, high-quality item worthy of gifting to that special someone in your life! And get your official Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Cheers to the family! Special guest – The Master of the Funk, George “Dr. Funkenstein” Clinton of Parliament Funkadelic! Hit Dave’s Rant theme song, sing along and go! Skiers get off the mountain! Meeting friends of friends sucks! And so do scammers who kill dreams! And the Banned from the Winnipeggers list continues to grow! We’re talking to you random Playboy model, Willie Tyler & Lester, and the great one, Wayne Gretzky! Okay, Let’s go camping (and get super loaded)! Another fine Dave Spivak idea! Flex for the camera in your one-piece bathing suit… or just moon the camera! Put a flashlight in your mouth! Teddy & Jericho’s disastrous camping trip with the St. Louis Blues that ended with a capsized canoe. And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Camp Falcon! Jump in! Swim, bathe, pee in the lake! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Another fine, high-quality item worthy of gifting to that special someone in your life! And get your official Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Mad love to the family! #ReversePreparationRybo The list of those banned from the Winnipeggers continues to grow! Talking to you Golden Earring and Hannah Ann Sluss! Special guest – Tommy Flanagan, President of Pathological Liars Anonymous, who bears more than a striking resemblance to comedian Jon Lovitz, and definitely not banned from the show. Hit Dave’s Rant theme song, and go! From best vision ever to can’t see a f’ing thing in between near and far. Extreme OCD, vacuuming, and hate messages. Okay… Show & Tell! Bring it! The time David Bowie got a lollipop stuck in his eye. Rybo is a roaring success at addition and subtraction to 10! Dave the baseball star with a dirty jersey to prove it. 1987 “Somewhere in Time Tour” Dave Murray Sweatband One autographed Jets hockey stick And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Domo! For all your gas station & cigarette needs! Jump to the pump for you! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Another fine, high-quality item worthy of gifting to that special someone in your life! And get your official Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho! Take it for a walk! Cuddle with it! Talk to it! Just like having your very own dog!

More Fam Mail! #RyBowl #TinMan Special guest, hot chick in a bikini… in a closet with bad lighting?! But at least she’s not a 70-year-old man! A GREAT reason for a Dave rant, and a GREAT opportunity to play his theme song! There might be something about BBQs and steaks, the trifecta throat punch, CBD, insomnia, and maybe a broken hand? (got distracted by the theme song and missed the actual rant) And Rybo jumps into the fray with a few G-rated words about legos! Still figuring out the broken hand thing, but take a swig anyway, and go… Songs You ALMOST Know The Words To! “Until I find him, I’m never gonna stop searching! I’m gonna find my man. I’m gonna drive him around!” “Bring me a hired love!” “Get back copy cat!” “Always sleeping, refreshing our eyes! I want to go where we can twist & shout! Kick it!” “Wrapped up like a douche!” “Money for nothing and the chips for free!” “Take my hand and we’ll make it elsewhere” And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Aunt Sally’s Farm at Assiniboia Park! Come pet the donkeys! Only Ten cents for kids! Twenty-five cents for adults! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Another fine, high-quality item worthy of gifting to that special someone in your life! And get your official Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) at wherever the hell Dave told you to go online! It’s just like buying a friend! But if you REALLY want to get an actual shirt to wear (and not a fake friend), then you need to buy at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Meet JoJo & BiffBiff – they live under Rybo’s parents’ stairs and spend all their collected Monopoly money at the toddler bar! Underrated song lyrics. Special Guest, The Golden Jet, Bobby Hull! “Legends Of The Fall,” “Top Gun,” and “The Goonies” – all movies that Dave has not seen, but does not rant about! He saves that for spiritual mediums, snapper (yes, the fish), and tartar breath. Rybo’s mastered nunchucks (maybe thanks to Dave?!) Is there a chuck-off coming on a future Live Winnipeggers!? And will someone please get a real coffee cup for Mr. Prima Donna Irv-ass!? Ponder that, make mine a double, and go… Lies & The Shocking Truth! Dave has never seen an entire Ingmar Bergman film. Oh the horror! Rybo is not really an alcoholic. Does that mean Rybo Vodka isn’t real either? Chris Jericho lives the vampire life all in the name of a little hibbity-dibbity. And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Assiniboia Downs! Try your luck on the ponies! Monday-Sunday 11am to 11pm! And DaveSpivakProject.com, AND the new DSP baseball cap (which is just as high-quality at the toque)!! Get one for yourself, and a friend! And your official Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) is available 24/7 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Cock-a-doodle Dave! Rybo’s genius ideas for the Idiot Olympics Tres! The confusing use of hashtags (or pound signs in Rybo’s world). Dave’s Rant (complete with brand-new theme song) – headphones that lose their cord, people who talk over Dave while he’s speaking (aka Chris Jericho), and wasting money on planters fasciitis! LOL (laughing out loud) Plus, special guest Kevin McDonald from “The Kids In The Hall”! Take a sip (or bongs away) and go… embarrassing onstage moments! If you think you’ve heard these before; you probably have. If you want to complain… we mean comment about that; don’t! Dave’s headlining spill at the Park Theater! Chris’ DLR-jump gone bad in Perth, Australia in front of Slayer’s Kerry King! And Ryan’s tech skills (or lack thereof) ruin Bruce Moffet’s Toronto show! And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Key Man at Unicity Mall in Winnipeg! "We’ll cut any kind of key you want; just not the key to your heart!" And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the just-in-time-for-America’s-favorite-pastime, high-quality DSP baseball cap! If you ask nicely, Dave may even sell you one fresh off his head! And your official, high-quality Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) is available 24/7 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho! “It’s really soft, and it cures everything!” – Dave Spivak of The Winnipeggers.

Rybo’s moving to Moosejaw to become a police officer, but you won’t ever hear about it on social media (and you probably won’t ever be arrested by him either, and not because you don’t live in Moosejaw). VodCast is trademarked in case you were wondering, and no, this show is not called Just Add Vodka (though maybe it should be). Dave rants about all the old shit that people are selling online for big bucks, and wishes he would have kept something other than his vintage Coleman camping lantern! Chris lost a mint condition Wayne Gretzky rookie card (and not in a scramble)! Take a sip (or just toss it back) and go… So because this show is not offensive enough – it’s time for offensive ads! Cocaine toothache drops 7up for infants Leggs Du Pont Cellophane Sega – “the more you play with it, the harder it gets!” Stevie Wonder schilling for Atari And thanks to this week’s sponsors: King’s Theater on Portage Avenue! Come enjoy free parking and air conditioning! “Star Wars” and “Annie Hall” now playing! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the oh-so-popular toques (aka beanies in the US). AND the new DSP baseball cap! Get your high-quality merch now! And your official, high-quality Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) is available 24/7 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

The Winnipeggers are celebrating 250k views (even though they all came from the same fan)! They read through some family… we mean fan… positive feedback and comments about the show. Plus, there’s a great best-of Dave Rants! Thanks to Jake Chavez for that! And a brand-new rant! Thanks to Dave “don’t ever call me David” Spivak for that! And go… It’s all about bad TV spinoffs! Remember any of these? “The Ropers,” “AfterMASH,” “The Love Boat: The Next Wave,” “theTortellis,” “Beverly Hill Buntz,” “The Brady Bunch Hour,” “Fish,” and “Enos.” No? We didn't either! And thanks to this week’s sponsors: The St. James Civic Centre! Come by for a swim, a workout or even a skate! 2055 Ness Ave. And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the oh-so-popular toques (aka beanies in the US). AND the new DSP baseball cap! Get your high-quality merch now! And get your official, high-quality Winnipeggers t-shirt at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Rybo steps up his wardrobe, Dave reveals the best name ever for a band and rants about flash mobs (probably because he’s never been invited to participate) and pay it forward, Chris disappears, and the boys pitch their show to Hollywood! “Chemistry, History, and Hilarity!” And go… Festivals! Winnipeg’s festival scene is vibrant, jam-packed, and has a little something-something for everyone, including a fake yob for Dave (audio floater anyone?), plenty of opportunity to get into trouble, the perfect location for a game of late-night frisbee, and a chance to test out sunglasses that cure snow blindness! Plus, a bonus Hot (or Not) leftover from last week’s episode! And thanks to this week’s sponsors: The Zoo at Osborne Village in Winnipeg! Check out great music, great drink specials, and a great steak sandwich special every weekday between 12noon-2pm! And DaveSpivakProject.com, and the oh-so-popular toque (aka beanies in the US). AND the new DSP baseball cap! Mes. Lifetime guarantee. Be like Dave! And get your official, high-quality Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Cheers to episode 30, Eddie Van Halen, and Wayne Gretzky, and congrats to The Winnipeggers for not breaking up after episode 5! RIP Dustin Diamond! Rybo has a terrific send-off! Don’t name your kid anything that rhymes with a bad word (solid advice from Rybo “A-hole” and Dave “Zitback”)! And go… Hot or Not rock stars! The Pogues Shane MacGowan, Alice Cooper, The Verve’s Richard Ashcroft, Axl Rose, Ronnie James Dio, Lil Wayne, Paul Stanley, Englebert Humperdink, Burton Cummings, Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider, Ric Ocasek, Lyle Lovett, Jim Morrison, Michael Jackson, and Robert Sweet. And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Skinner’s Wet & Wild! In Lockport, West of the Bridge! And DaveSpivakProject.com (which is 100% related to host Dave Spivak; it’s his website) and the very popular toque (aka beanies in the US). High-quality cross stitching. Lifetime guarantee. Be like Dave! And get your official, high-quality Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

What’s up with Rybo’s rash? And go… The Winnipeggers take a free Personality Test! Who’s vibrant? Who’s whimsical? Who’s turbulent? Who’s not getting their pilot’s license? Dave rants about passwords, equity firms, and the lack of public hot tub etiquette at his gym (pre-pandemic of course)! There’s more fan mail from some coerced… we mean happy… viewers who do share some objections to a rumored guest on the upcoming Chris Jericho Rock & Wrestling Rager at Sea Triple Whammy! Uh oh! Plus, the air band (or is it lip sync) story of The Village Inn Guys featuring a young Chris Jericho with a giant ‘stache as the Village People’s construction worker David Hodo. And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Mr. Steak! Down at the end of Portage Ave with tons of great parking! And DaveSpivakProject.com (which is 100% related to host Dave Spivak; it’s his website) and the very popular toque (aka beanies in the US). High-quality cross stitching. Lifetime guarantee. Be like Dave! And get your official, high-quality Winnipeggers merch (aka t-shirt) at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!