Chris Jericho

Web Is Jericho writer and Turbo Lovers guitarist/frontman B.J. Lisko chats with Kuarantine bassist PJ Farley about the origins of the band, the best non-makeup Kiss albums, Gene Simmons’ bass skills, what fans can expect at the band’s upcoming shows in Pittsburgh, Columbus and Franklin, Ohio and more! Links: https://www.facebook.com/kuarantineofficial https://www.facebook.com/theturbolovers https://www.webisjericho.com

The Winnipeggers 100th Anniversary Sh*t Mix Shelebration Live PPV on June 13th at 9pm Eastern / 6pm Pacific! Tickets available now at momenthouse.com/thewinnipeggers “Oh, we’re live!” “Regan Walker! Regan Walker we need you! Check two episodes ago!” “99 somethings of anything is a good bargain!” The exclusive After Party is loaded with special goodies including the chance to ask question, and some personal insults from Speewee! Corporation Update: Even his computer is in denial! “Sorry, I just gotta take my shirt off!” The Family: Love for Michael Anthony’s cameo, shout out to the Oakleys, big thanks to Rybo, and the big shrimp on the barbie debate! If this hasn’t convinced you to buy it, you’re banned! Grab a kazoo, blow hard, and go!! PPV Preview! Some new ideas coming! More kazoo playing Priceless drawings Someone’s losing hair and giving it away There may or may not be a grab bag filled with some shit Possibly more stuff found in the garbage Some special guests Maybe a phone call or two or 100 to Wayner And thanks to this week’s sponsors: The Winnipeggers! Buy tickets to our PPV, please! June 13th at 9pm Eastern! momenthouse.com/thewinnipeggers DaveSpivakProject.com, the DSP t-shirt, and the new album “Unknown Man!” Order it all today! #Lifechanging The original official (and also life-changing) Winnipeggers t-shirt! Different from the exclusive tee you get when you purchase the ticket+merch package for The Winnipeggers 100th Anniversary Live PPV at momenthouse.com/thewinnipeggers! The original official shirt is still available at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho for the bargain-basement price of $24.99.

The Winnipeggers 100th Anniversary Sh*t Mix Shelebration Live PPV on June 13th at 9pm Eastern / 6pm Pacific! Tickets available now at momenthouse.com/thewinnipeggers This episode written by nobody wants to claim it because pretty sure it’s a repeated topic “Nobody gets to 100 without repeating themselves” The Family: An episode dedicated to Laun! Dave Foley is the true culprit of the Chris Rock, Will Smith face-slapping fiasco! So excited about the 100th Anniversary Shelebration! With I could go (you can! It’s a pay-per-view! Momenthouse.com/thewinnipeggers)!! Dave’s Rants: Flowers are not worth it! No kissing dogs on the mouth! Don’t be first to like a post! Special Guest: Justin Hawkins from The Darkness has a long list of bands that should’ve been bigger, but is his band on that list?? Buy a concert ticket, rush the stage, and go!! Bands That Should’ve Been Bigger Do kids even like music these days? Raven and Saxon Helloween in the States The Stranglers If your video was played on Much Music, you were huge! Cinderella vs The Black Crowes XTC Warren Zevon And thanks to this week’s sponsors: King Dick! If you’ve got some hard work ahead of you that requires precision strength and durability, King Dick always gets the job done! DaveSpivakProject.com, the DSP t-shirt, and the new album “Unknown Man!” Order it all today! #Lifechanging The original official (and also life-changing) Winnipeggers t-shirt! Different from the exclusive tee you can get if you purchase the ticket+merch package for The Winnipeggers 100th Anniversary Live pay-per-view at momenthouse.com/thewinnipeggers! The original official shirt is still available at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho for the bargain-basement price of $24.99.

The Winnipeggers 100th Anniversary Sh*t Mix Shelebration Live PPV on June 13th at 9pm Eastern / 6pm Pacific! Tickets available now at momenthouse.com/thewinnipeggers “I’m so excited, I just peed myself. It could be cuz I have a weak bladder, but maybe I’m excited!” This is episode inspired by Rybo’s great commercial about mascots! Sorry ‘bout missing your birthday! “What does he think he’s Bootsy Collins there or something? What happened?” The Watchamacallit candy bar – Dave’s never had one, so someone hook a brother up! The Family: Never try to pull a fast one on Irvass, Speewee & Rybo! Generous amount of listening to the new Dave Spivak Project album, “Unknown Man!” Lots of burying of Dave Foley! “I can’t even say the lyric or I’ll get cancelled!” The Banned List: Dave Foley is active on cameo (or maybe not), but he’s definitely Banned! Debating Paul Stanley’s stage raps with Paul Stanley while listening to Helloween and drinking vodka. Special Guest: Las Vegas Legend Carrot Top found lots of weird sh*t in the garbage! Yeah, he’s a little late with this one. Special Guest #2: High Pitch Erik from the Howard Stern Show has definitely visited a seriously weird tourist attraction or has he? Grab the smartphone, open the camera app, and go!! Weird Tourist Attractions Every picture tells a story, don’t it! Hello from Vilna, Alberta! Wish you were here (to see the giant mushrooms)! Kick a little ass in Edmonton with their over-sized cowboy boot! Visit Nickelback & the giant Canadian goose in Hanna, Alberta! I moved to Vulcan, Alberta in 2000 and didn’t know this was erected then! He’s from Star Trek not Star Wars Frankenmuth, Michigan aka Little Germany The Beatles, Polythene Pam, John fancied her & we learned this from the Weird Tourist Attraction! Have a laugh and learn something! Spend the night in the Lizzy Borden murder house, compliments of Rybo! What do Iceland and Penises have in common? Ask Rybo. And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Some of the other mascots of Manitoba! Because one commercial’s worth just wasn’t enough! Sara & Sam, mushrooms, flying submarine & Sara The Camel (not the snake). DaveSpivakProject.com, the DSP t-shirt, and the new album “Unknown Man!” Order today! The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Also a great choice to wear while listening to the new dave spivak project album, “Unknown Man,” which you can get wherever you buy or stream music! The tee (not the album) is still a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This is episode written by Irvass Congrats to high school graduate, Ash Irvine! Hey, it’s Molly Rybo! Dave’s Rant: Drinking liquids & holding a glass! Feathering the phone & banking. Phoning the bank. Shaking a hand. Whispering. The Ditto. The Family: Thanks to the family members for coming to the Fozzy V.I.P.! Old school fan mail handed directly to Irvass! Corporation Update: It’s official – The 100th Anniversary Sh*t Mix Shelebration PPV! June 13th at 9pm Eastern! Tickets go on sale next week! Special Guest: Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony may or may not have been the cool guy he is now back in high school, but he did marry his high school sweetheart! Special Guest #2: Fozzy bassist P.J. Farley! PJ skipped senior year of high school to record a Trixter record, but still somehow managed to gradate with his class. Hmmmmm… Grab that cap & gown, and go!! High School Graduation! 1987 air band, lip syncing contest controversy Black & white yearbook photos to prove it happened Don’t remember a lot about grad… Music by Al & The Caholics The Riverboat Grad Cruise Projectile vomiting Mullets Sharing dates “Nobody wanted anything to do with that!” The recording studio graduation gift that didn’t happen “Kev screwed up a lot of shit, man!” A garbage can full of bacon! The Always Late For Class Award And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Clodhoppers Candy! A Canadian institution! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order yours today, along with a copy of the brand new dave spivak project album, “Unknown Man,” available now! The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Also a great choice to wear while listening to the new dave spivak project album, “Unknown Man,” which you can get wherever you buy or stream music! The tee (not the album) is still a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This is episode written by Dave Spivak (“I don’t want to take credit for this piece of sh*t!”) “Stickler, you’re a genius!” “You don’t have to die to win a Darwin Award!” Corporation Update: Bon voyage, Dave! “I’m a believer, and I love the guys at the corp!” And… could there be a huge 100th Episode pay-per-view special in the works!? More pictures of Laun! Rybo = FIRE What do Neil Young, James Durbin, and “Unknown Man” have in common? Dave Spivak! Three Portnoys & A Shinedown, and super long showers at the Planet Fitness on tour! Special Guest: Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray! Off the charts, but always in our hearts… with a classic find from the garbage! Finders, keepers! “If I can only burn the past” Pull on a pair of rubber gloves, and go!! Things We Found In The Garbage! VCRs Chainsaws Jericho Kane & Arnold Schwarzenegger & pitching to Vince McMahon Push over a rotted carp and you’ve got a prize! Two drum kits A bucket full of tools & a vintage Sony walkman Orange garbage bag of old porn tapes (but those were a gift!) And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Manitoba Mascots! Every town in Manitoba has a very LARGE mascot (but you gotta watch the commercial to see what they are)! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order yours today, and wear it while listening to the brand new dave spivak project album, “Unknown Man,” available now! The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Also a great choice to wear while listening to the new dave spivak project album, “Unknown Man,” which you can get wherever you buy or stream music! The tee (not the album) is still a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RYBO! This is a rare episode kinda written by all three Winnipeggers Congrats! The dave spivak project’s new album “Unknown Man” is out! Get it now wherever you buy or stream music! I’m in Texas and it’s very hot! Someone’s power went out! Reliving the historic “doubled banned” (and origin of this episode) That’s a double screw job! “He has a reputation of being half-assed; half-assed Foley” Big weekend for the Wayner & his bestie! The Family: Have many, many phobias! Spivak spivak says hello to Matty Matt! Corporation Update: Still waiting for network to pick up The Winnipeggers. Dave’s Rants: Lie down, one hand texting! Fake accounts! Bottom & top not a good combination! Reluctant party invites. Special Guest: Kevin McDonald from The Kids In The Hall makes a return visit with the dirt on Dave Foley! Toss a couple back, and go!! Bad Dave Foley Stories Dave Foley is the reason why Jericho & Kevin Owens did not get to headline Wrestlemania He’s gotta floss with a rope in a mouth on a face you can park a bike on Held up a school of monks He kept The Police from reuniting Had to use his real name on News Radio Detoxing with a bag of onions And thanks to this week’s sponsors: The Old Spaghetti Factory! Enjoy your pasta the old-fashioned way – aboard a fake train car parked in a fake terminal! Peruse the paper menu & choose pasta that’s both nutritious and delicious! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order yours today… and wear it while listening to the brand new dave spivak project album, “Unknown Man,” dropping May 1st! The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Also a great choice to wear while listening to the new dave spivak project album, “Unknown Man,” which you can get wherever you buy or stream music! The tee (not the album) is still a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode written by Irvass “Those first words are really important sometimes” “That’s my ass actually” Mr. Spivak might not come back! Dave’s Rants: No more birthdays, people! Enough of this “how’s everything going?” Done with standing. Not a snowboarder fan – fallin’ all over the place, have a bit of a snobby way about you, don’t like the way you move, always screamin’ help, board bangin’ my skis on the lift & taking up my foot space! (*this may or may not have been edited to better reflect the editor’s opinion about winter sports) The Family: Still lovin’ the movie quotes ep! Stay away from Dobermans, squirrels, and Canadian Geese. Don’t understand some of them, but thanks for watching. Corporation Update: Nothing really new because Dave is not built for rejection… I mean because they’re still shopping the show! Porksi: involving Abbey Road, bare feet, and a suit. Wait! Is Paul McCartney on the show today? Special Guest: AEW’s Darby Allin & the strangest death he’s ever heard of. (Paul McCartney is alive so it’s not him) Toss a few back, do something stupid, and get nominated!! Darwin Awards! Zoo keeper, elephant, and animal laxative The flying tailor! The Flying Wallendas Poison ivy, a solid ass wiping… and then he died This is a LIVE porksi moment (for someone not named Rybo or Irvass) Bad breath, a three-wheeler… and then he died Bungee jumping from a bridge with no bounce back And thanks to this week’s sponsors: The amazing Unicity! 86 stores, plenty of parking, flea markets! And don’t forget to bring a bag! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order yours today… and wear it while listening to the brand new dave spivak project album, “Unknown Man,” dropping May 1st! The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Also a great choice to wear while listening to the new dave spivak project album, “Unknown Man,” dropping May 1st. And still a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode written by Irvass [drum roll] World Premiere of “As Good As Our Shadows,” the brand new single from the dave spivak project! New album “Unknown Man” drops May 1st! Corporation Update: Don’t use the word “love” a lot but… unfortunately, The Winnipeggers got turned down! Don’t tell Dave! I hear no difference between melk and milk. Are we gonna have a guest list for the pay-per-view? The Family: Loved the movie quotes and would pay $5-7S for patreon! Special Guest: Corey Glover from In Living Colour! Feel the fear and do it anyway! 2nd Special Guest: Dave Foley from Kids In The Hall “jobbed us out!” OMG! For the first time in Winnipeggers history… it’s a double ban! 3rd Special Guest: Laun! Method acting from Laun! [clap, clap] Lock the doors, pull the blinds, and go!! Phobias! Arachnophobia! Flesh eating disease “Spider In My Mouth” Afraid of getting a phobia Fear of being a passenger Clowns Not really a phobia, just an annoyance Fear of expired meat What’s “fear of your wife?” Rybotesticular And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Movie Invasion! The sickest and most disturbing films ever put on tape – both VHS and beta! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order yours today! The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Always a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode written by Speewee Dave’s taken the Paul McCartney songwriting role. He looks like Alfred E Neuman in that photo Wayner & CJ have a couple of projects in the works. Just check Wayner’s recent IG post. Porkski (costume change included): An orange toque, a pair of rented skis, the Whistler Gondola, the German ski team, and an ill-timed fall in the worst place possible. The Family shares the first songs they’ve ever played, have some kind words for Speewee, and commit to paying for Patreon. What the F are you doing here (or something sorta similar)? Ahh you missed again, you idiot! Special Guest: Forrest Galante from Animal Planet gets up close and a little too personal with a lion cub. Duck and cover, and go!! Run-ins With Nature! A circus lion in Hamberg, Germany swats someone to floor Target practice on a small mouse in a cabin More great prep from Rybo! Songwriting next to a babbling brook with an attack Doberman Suck it Hurricane Thomas! Attack of the killer Canadian Gaggle of Geese! And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Club Morocco – Winnipeg’s original speakeasy nightclub! That place is on fire! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order yours today along the new dsp album (“Unknown Man” drops May 1st!) The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Always a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode written by Speewee Happy Birthday Red Cup Geoff and Lulu from GFM! “Are you gonna re-enact that?” I don’t even know who that is! If we were sober, we’d have nothing to talk about You don’t get a fast break, but you might get a Laun break! Corporation Update: Being apart makes the heart grow fonder & the love stronger! The Family: Very important question for The Family! Please weigh in! Also, much love for the drunken curling players and talking parrots! Stick around to the end if you want to know what a “rat” is in Canada Special Guest: Actor Nick Frost from “Hot Fuzz” & “Shaun Of The Dead” shares his fav movie lines and they may or may not all be from the same movie. Dave’s Rants: Long dramatic pauses, talking out loud in the waiting room, air pods while skiing (editor’s note: F you, Dave! lol), blinking, decorating with empties, and long story, long. Say hello to my little friend, and go!! Famous Movie Quotes! 1983’s “On Golden Pond” has too many to pick just one Classic “Monty Python” The dude abides Listen! Do you smell something? You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. Eat my shorts! “The Sound of Music” Airplane! And thanks to this week’s sponsors: 1-900-The Best - Lisa! Looking for action in a used car, van or something that rhymes with truck? DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order yours today along the new dsp album (“Unknown Man” drops May 1st!) The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Always a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode written by Irv-Ass Permission to speak freely? Blood sells! That’s the hottest he’s made me look yet! The best name of a strain – “They’re coming! They’re coming!” or did he say, “Donkey Dink”? The Family: How ‘bout we put all the regulars on the Banned List? Special Guest: Punk Rock Hall of Famer and NOFX drummer, Smelly! #3 on the charts, #1 in your hearts! You guys are f’ing jackasses! Now about the first song Smelly jammed… It’s kind of an art film! Dave’s Rants: Not a fan of enthusiasm, close-talkers, red onions that are really purple, and cringe words like ointment. “Gettin’ older, had a birthday, one step closer to the grave!” Get it on! Bang a gong, and go!! First Songs We Ever Played! Someone was too cool for covers “Suck Me Till I’m Dead” Bad Breath Brady puked the first time playing that Do me & my brother count as a band? All songs were KISS rip-offs Peter Gunn Theme “Seasons In The Sun” done as a punk cover with Cousin Chad “The Deth Song” by the Misunderstood There’s not one f’ing band in his whole school Playing in the bars at 17 (shhh! Don’t tell anyone!) And thanks to this week’s sponsors (can the Canadian government be a sponsor?): A public service announcement from the Canadian government: Weed is legal is Canada? So spark one up, man! There’s a dispensary on every corner! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order yours today so you have it in time to wear while listening to the new dsp album (“Unknown Man” drops May 1st!) The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Always a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode written by Dave Spivak Oh, fancy! Good ride on the hill on lots of snow but the skiing’s gotta stop! (editor’s note: boooooo!!!) Corporation Update: As Tom Petty once said, “the waiting is the hardest part!” But Rybo may have a separate deal worked out. The Family: We just went from 8 to zero! The official Winnipeggers t-shirt just landed one family member a job! And then there are all the nicknames missed during last week’s episode. Pictures of Laun! Do you guys know what rat means? New music from dave spivak project! “Unknown Man” coming May 1st! Rybo & Irv-Ass are not on the record. Porkski moment brought to you by all three Winnipeggers – a highschool Natalie Pollock impersonation embarrassing moment, a runaway turkey sandwich on a plane that tasted even better after it hit the dirty airplane floor, and a sprained ankle at an 8-year old birthday party. Special Guest: Snarky Nana! That’s not coffee in her mug! Toss one (or two) back, and go!! Liquid Lunch! It’s basically (underage) day drinking Those curling guys are party animals! Brown cows across the street from the local 7-11 Lipton soup and wine Drugs, booze! Drugs, booze! Al’s Diner + Al’s Dinner = A for Rybo Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and a cannonball in the middle of the ring on live TV And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Wheeler’s Wacky Funeral Home – if you’re looking for something different for your departed loved one. We don’t have morticians; we have magicians! We put the fun in Funeral Home! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order yours today so you have it in time to wear while listening to the new dsp album (see above)! The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Always a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode written by Irv-Ass Feed the Sivak! Feed him! Porkski Moment brought to you by Speewee. Nothing like being forced to return your great garbage picking find…in front of a witness! Sheep Shit Smelling Irv-Ass The Family: Speewee needs more airtime. Oops, we mean Rybo! That’s God’s country up on Garbage Hill! Special Guest: Dee Snider of Twisted Sister shares his earliest childhood memory and his earliest rock & roll memory and then offers a great word of advice! Scratch the head, furrow the brough, and go!! Earliest Memories! Someone was scared of the witch on Sesame Street. Ummm… was there a witch on Sesame Street? Someone had a crush on the girl who taught kids to tie shoes Someone thought this was a really bad idea for an episode Someone remembers a homemade skating rink in the backyard Someone remembers being replaced in a band by Ringo Starr (after taking Dee Snider’s advice) Someone had a nail stuck in their skull Someone ate ketchup chips with Lon Someone used to hang out with someone else’s mom Someone remembers (and sings) the lyrics to “Suck It!” And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Zellers – Canada’s best discount retail store! Only you’ll know how little you paid! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Might possibly be softer and cooler than the official Winnipeggers tee; but might not. You should still order yours today. The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt! Always a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode co-written by Thorleen Oliver (sorry about the spelling unless it’s correct!) and Dave Spivak “I don’t like being here right now. I don’t like breathing. I don’t like the air I’m in” The Family: “Listening to three Canadian men passionately discuss which Degrassi character slept with who is something I didn’t know I needed in my life until now” Don’t buy it from Red Bubble; no one else has Banned List: Dipshit Snake is officially banned! Fake Jason Voorhees had a hell of a run! Dave’s Rant: Had it with the corporate world (not the corporation)! Done with corporate sayings! F*ck “let’s circle back,” “synergy,” “goals and gratitude,” and “what’s your bandwidth.” And stop liking your own GD posts! No corporation update but there might be a windshield wiper fluid update followed closely by a safety moment Martin Short & Steve Martin In Concert Quick Review: They did something together then Steve did something and then Martin did something Special Guest: Cheri Oteri of Saturday Night Live fame and the story behind her incredible nickname, Little Dizz! Toss a couple back, and go!! Nicknames! He made it up himself Add “ass” to the end of everything & call it a nickname The origin of Speewee The king of nicknames decreed Rybo! Greasy Face Grant Zit-back… and done! Rybo Research to the rescue… again!!! Steel Wool is on someone’s list Pan-Face Peters …and squirt And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Sarasoda! - The non-alcoholic, alcoholic drink of the 80s that might make you buzzed just before it made you sick! The official drink of curlers everywhere! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! What can’t this shirt do?! Order today. The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt. And it’s STILL a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

“You gotta press play, eh!” “Thank God some of you are entertained by us as well!” Cliff Burton’s “pancakes” story courtesy of Charlie Benante Porkski – a beverage cart, a narrow aisle, a pilot in the bathroom, and a bad decision by Irv-ass Everyone is forgiven and we love every member of The Family! The moment we get signed, we’ll dump all your asses! Special Guest: The great Canadian actor, Colin Mochrie! And if he looks familiar, it’s because he co-starred on the award-winning series, “But I’m Chris Jericho!” Rybo Research to the Rescue! Grab the remote (or command Alexa), and go!! Canadian TV Shows Part 2! There were just too many for one episode! The short-lived Anne Of Green Gables Fraggle Rock (stolen by Star Wars for the ewok celebration)! Seeing Things starring Louis Del Grande The real, real piece of shit show, “The Alan Thicke Show” Rybo’s too busy shoveling record-setting Winnipeg snow to contribute a pick The Wayne and Shuster Show – one of the first sketch comedy shows on Canadian TV And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Garbage Hill (aka the dump) – proof that Winnipeg is not completely flat, and the best off-leash dog area to photograph sunsets and pollution! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! What can’t this shirt do?! Order today. The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt. And it’s STILL a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode is a Beatles-esque joint – a rarity written by everyone “I was on a different show in my head” No smart remarks, Family! Corporation Update: Rybo googled pitch meeting & they knocked the second one out of the park! Dave’s Birthday Bash has official been beaten by the Winter Idiot Olympics SpeeWee gave us the best jump scare of the month! Congrats to the 6 winners of the original blind drawings of Gilbert Gottfried Pizza pops were huge when we were kids! Dave’s Rant: Not a fan of being in the moment. Selfish social media sucks. Alexa, stop with the “okay.” Lying down and texting is the worst. Coming soon – the Winnipeggers Puppet show! Special Guest: Robin Duke aka Wendy Kurtz from the Blouse Barn on Schitt’s Creek! Grab the remote (or command Alexa), and go!! Canadian TV Shows! King of Kensington – but who remembers the theme? It’s the cheaper, Canadian version of Game of Thrones The Hilarious House of Frightenstein – made for kids but not really Wok With Yan because you are Wok You Eat! The Littlest Hobo Degrassi because Kevin Smith is a huge fan and so is Jericho and Rybo knows all about the last episode And thanks to this week’s sponsors: The Vimy Arena – Feel like skating but hate the outdoors? Come to Vimy Arena! Hurry in! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! What can’t this shirt do?! Order today. The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt. And it’s STILL a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

Spee, Rybo and Irvass compete in the stupidest events EVER!!

This episode written by Dave Spivak (again)! It’s too early! Too early! Our new catchphrase – “it’s a funny!” Feedback from The Family: If you really want to impress us, list all 80 episodes in chronological order! Lots of love for Rod Stickler. How ‘bout a Winnipeggers album? CJ hanging with the Great One in Pebble Beach! Dave’s Rant: Grocery store sales are BS. Getting sick of getting in & out of the car. Food delivery apps. Lazy texting. Talk to text. Special Guest: CHiPs star Erik Estrada did not drive underage but you’ll have to watch to find out why! Duck the cops, and go!! Driving Underage! 3am joyriding in Dave’s dad’s car! Lawn surfing (not Lon surfing) & donuts in the parking lot 30-inch holes to sneak through Devil’s Dip Peeling patches and laying rubber Stealing golf carts Someone still gets pulled over for underage driving Sorry Emmett! Take care of that bike! And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Westwood Library on Allard Avenue – we have many books you can read but keep your voices down! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! What can’t this shirt do?! Order today. The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt. Just listen to what it did for Jericho! And it’s STILL a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode written by Dave Spivak! It’s the feel-good show of the summer, for sure! Never make out in a horror movie; you’re dead! Feedback from The Family: “This is a great damn show!” and “Love Rybo’s funny voices!” Porskis: You wanna see my tan line? Dave’s Rant: Misophonia – hatred for people who eat with their mouth open! Yin & Yang, long story short, the engine light, the 10-year challenge on FB, and one-on-one conversations on the group text. Special Guest: Marky Ramone loves murder songs like Jan & Dean’s “Dead Man’s Curve” and The Ramones’ “Pet Sematary” Drop the needle on the record, and go!! Murder Songs! 1929 “Tom Dooley” Do NOT go down to the river with any country singer! “I’d rather see you dead little girl” – J ohn Lennon or Elvis “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” Johnny Cash “Every Breath You Take” “First take out the organs, then cut off the head” The “Murder Ballads” album by Nick Cave And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Caddy Lake Gas, Bar & Tackle! Whatever needs you got, we got your needs covered! We got more tackle than Ray Lewis! Come for the worms, stay for the adulation. DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! What can’t this shirt do?! Order today. The original official, magical, mystical, life-changing Winnipeggers t-shirt. Just listen to what it did for Jericho! And it’s STILL a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

No re-runs here! We are big fans of Meat Loaf! And RIP Bob Saget Corporation Update: The first pitch meeting we had wasn’t a good one! But we have another secret meeting upcoming, and we’ve got our strategy down! Paychecks went out this week! The Banned List: We’ve never had any of the family on the Banned List, but that doesn’t mean you’re safe! And yes, you can be banned from the Banned List! We weren’t making Winnipeggers kind of money in high school! Special Guest: Paul Gargano along with Ryan Patrick from Otherwise share their memories of Meat Loaf from the middle of the ocean in Cozumel, Mexico. Toss one back, and go!! We Would Do Anything for Meat Loaf (But We Won’t Do That)! Meat Loaf at the Monterrey Social Hall Mega success of “Bat Out Of Hell” & “Bat Out Of Hell 2” The metal crowd in Hamburg, Germany Power ballads, power solos – something for everything MTV Sensation in his mid-40s Meat Loaf on the Apprentice Meat Loaf on TIJ Opera singers, plumbers, same thing Shout out to Meat Loaf’s family! And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Schmecker’s – The late-night, boozin’ & cruisin’ post-party spot after the bars have all closed! Schmecker’s – great food when there’s nowhere else to go! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! This shirt is a dream maker! It happens to 15,000 Egyptian thread cotton! Order today. The original official, magical, mystical Winnipeggers t-shirt. It will change your life! Just listen to what it did for Jericho! And it’s STILL a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

This episode written by Dave Spivak! We got one more year to keep making porkskis! Every 74 episodes we almost break up! Corporation Update: Now we know what a pitch meeting is, and we got a new path and a new hope (but not Star Wars)! “Good Guy, But…”: Richard Simmons, The Littlest Hobo, Garfield Maybe meme creators will be added to the Banned List next week! Special Guest: Northwestern University college football tackle and new, next-in-line WWE signee, Joe Spivak with a message of positivity and hard work specifically for Speewee! Toss one back, and go!! Best Memes! Three words no man wants to hear, “who was that?” Is that Clint Howard from Star Trek? Ronnie James Dio When you HAVE to play rhythm guitar The chicken or the egg? And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Old Dutch Potato Chips! The Old Dutch taste keeps you coming back! The crispy snack for any time and any age! Potato Chips in the windmill pack! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order today. It’s almost as high quality but just as official as the official Winnipeggers tee! The original official Winnipeggers t-shirt is STILL a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

A Salute of sorts to Betty White in pictures! We see you up there, Betty, and we luv ya! Cheers to The Family members who celebrated Speewee’s big 5-0 LIVE last week! Who’s the Canadian Spinal Tap!? Banned List: Wayne Gretzky no longer banned, but Speewee may have just taken his place! A little ditty ‘bout “Wayner & Me” Corporation Update: Another pitch meeting! “Yes, and”… that’s how you do it! Dave’s Rant: I hate bad bits! Videos over 30-seconds, Unsolicited hugs, insomnia, walking with the flow at the mall, and IG stars Special guest: Betty White’s co-star on “Hot In Cleveland,” Wayne Knight (aka Newman from “Seinfeld”) remembers the late, great actress! Toss a couple back in Betty’s honor, and go!! Tribute to Betty White! She always killed it! The Golden Girls are brilliant Get 8 hours of beauty sleep; 9 if you’re ugly TV pioneer And thanks to this week’s sponsors: The Zoo! At the Osbourne Village Motor Inn! Come for the music, stay for the fights! We’ve got the hardest booze and the hardest bands! And we’ve never renovated EVER! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order today. It’s almost as high quality but just as official as the official Winnipeggers tee! The original official Winnipeggers t-shirt (and NOT the bootleg version) is STILL a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!

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Happy New Year 2002 Winnipeggers Family! Special (and late) visit from Dirty Santa Claus! How many other piss-poor YouTube shows got turned down by a major network?! Family fan mail! Good Guy, But… is a hit! New Year’s Resolutions! No more Porkskies! None for Rybo. And send yours in, too! Dave’s Rant: The car horn, recommendations, lying to your doc, opening Christmas cards, and Stranger Things. Weather, bitch! Special guest: The great Jimmy Norton and his fabulous bowl cut! Happy 40th Metallica! Not drunk “maybe”; drunk “for sure!” Slick back that hair, add a spray of AquaNet and go!! Worst Hairstyles! The style worn by every guy in every band currently touring! Spee Wee’s magician do! CJ’s rebellious WCW hairstyle New Year’s Eve 2000 If Jericho was Roddy Piper Let’s make fun of him for a while! I’m into that. And thanks to this week’s sponsors: Nutty Club! “Let us handle your nuts!” Inside each box of popcorn is a paper airplane or some sh*t! DaveSpivakProject.com, and the DSP t-shirt! Order today. It’s almost as high quality but just as official as the official Winnipeggers tee! The original official Winnipeggers t-shirt (and NOT the bootleg version) is STILL a bargain at $24.99 at ProWrestlingTees.com/ChrisJericho!