季姬击鸡记 Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Chinese poem with a single syllable

同音文《季姬击鸡记》作者：赵元任
原文：
季姬寂，集鸡，鸡即棘鸡。棘鸡饥叽，季姬及箕稷济鸡。鸡既济，跻姬笈，季姬忌，急咭鸡，鸡急，继及几，季姬急，即籍箕击鸡，箕疾击几伎，伎即齑，鸡叽集几基，季姬急极屐击鸡，鸡既殛，季姬激，即记《季姬击鸡记》。

Miss Ji was bored (another possible translation would be “daughter number 4”)
So she got some chickens to pass the time, the kind of chicken that live in the bush.
The chickens got hungry, so Miss Ji used a bamboo pan to feed them rice.
After the chickens were fed, they jumped onto the bookcase!
Miss Ji didn’t want that! She yelled at the chicken!
The chickens got annoyed and jumped onto the table!
Miss Ji got annoyed and threw the bamboo pan at the chicken. She missed, and the bamboo pan hit the figurines on the table. The figurines shattered!
The chickens got under the table. Miss Ji was livid! She beat the chickens with her slipper! The chickens were dead. Miss Ji got very emotional and wrote down <the story of Miss Ji beating the chic