Mike's Birthday Punches
In this video, Michael from Alarm Grid gets punched by Jarrett from Alarm Grid a total of 28 times. The reason why Jarrett punches Michael 28 times is because it is Michael's birthday today, and he has the duty of taking punches from Alarm Grid's residential bully, Jarrett. Whenever it is your birthday, you are obligated to receive birthday punches from a designated individual. The amount of punches you receive is directly related to the number of years you are turning. In this case, Michael is turning 28 years old, so he will receive 28 punches of the designated individual, Jarrett. Accordingly, Michael will return the favor to Jarrett on his birthday. Actually that's a lie, because Jarrett's birthday falls on December 24th, which happens to be a paid holiday for Alarm Grid. Therefore, Michael will need to move Jarrett's punches to another day once this happens.
Jarrett tried his best to ensure that his punches were hard and that Michael's arm would be sore for the remainder of the work day. But fortunately for Michael, Jarrett is unable to punch that hard, so his arm was fine. You might be confused due to the clear sound of Jarrett's punches landing, but rest assured that Michael was completely fine. Nobody was harmed in the making of this video, with the possible exception of Jarrett's pride. You will also be happy to hear that Michael had a great birthday, and he was very happy to receive birthday wishes from his colleagues at Alarm Grid. Our team loves to come together for celebrations like this, and we are very happy to have a company full of kind and awesome people. Hopefully, Michael is around to have many more birthday celebrations with Alarm Grid, and also to share in the birthday celebrations of others. Happy 28th birthday Michael!
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