ag's best comedy set (according to her authentic self)

2 years ago
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love joey goodsong
not so secret crush
dos equis joke, my best one first (just like louis)
when i'm not on stage i'm on stage
adored not abhored by the Lord
tik tok, countdown til western civ is over
ptsd ptsd ptsd
$23,520 in cigs (over 10yrs)
orange juice with no vodka for me+joey
praying for those that refuse to expand their horizons
you wish you knew
potchouli oil says satan
wokey jokey song
all the real people are inside my head
microdose amy gross, walking psychedelic
endarkening
my fren brad hinderliter just lost his ball
most men don't have a ballsack at all
the last time i saw brad he had two balls
round of applause damnit
imagine me being a cat person
yawl hear ronnit laughing
apunctual, not interested in time w/ other people
meowing vs. genital removal
nothing wrong w/ wanting to kill pedophiles
masturbating in class, true story
God saw the whole thing, damnit
govt edu, you gotta do sumin
depression is just knowing stuff that's not positive
towers installed to hinder the return of Jesus
God has asked me to be yawl tour guide thru psychosis
no tvs on my planet
keep the sex toy,
blacks always get the God jokes
yawl got a gun, we got a Psalm
eternity off the chain for the select few of us
most offensive word: progress
alternative comedy at its' best

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