i can't watch myself do this on stage anymore (ag standup)

that's my fren alex (other jew)
somebody is already laughing
i look so damn crazy
invisible melanin but still not as good mike drew *black dude
these jokes have been done before
cringe cringe cringe motherfucking cringe
this looks like i'm at a damn talent show
never be sorry fool!
a party is a party and they just don't understand (sheep)
if left untreated...you could be way cooler than everyone in america
they dunno what the word travesty means
they don't like miles davis
so true about inanimate objects
staying stupid but not looking stupid
love this empathy joke
turning on the tv, it all goes away
once again, i am done doin political jokes
holding onto nothing but that phone
rather talk to a wall at my house, so true!
preferable to live off the internet
everybody's phone might as well be their asshole
the bartender liked that eternal life joke that nobody apparently laughed at
i can't do this anymore vortex
trust God, there's literally nobody else
hymen can't be born again, but still got android cherry
do badder, a lot to make up for
plzing God is the only thing that plzs ag
that porn vs. peeing joke is pretty good (i got more outta that one, and i didn't even work on it)
edgiest thing nowadays: gender swap
God's will for me to be a woman
no boyfriend, no tv
i made that old white bitch leave haha
we don't have tvs on my planet, we walk n talk
that was a good closer tho (confusion is right)
ag is schmoozing with people that actually liked that monstrosity of a set