ag is in the know, america is in the dunno (stand up)

2 years ago
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see, they laugh at everything
comedy is alternative to playing victim
hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world
i am the disputer of the world
congrats, one step closer to being labelled schizo
i want you to further understand my attire
blood oranges are pretty incredible
i miss picking up drugs, not doing them tho
me & my dd had a system involving a boot
writing down a list makes me not do anything on it (so true!)
do all that shit or just go upstairs
masterBAIT, ultimate can of worms (you're a sinner)
wifi hotspot: crack/cocaine hotspot
complaining about towers using phone
don't kid yourself, it didn't even go in that ear
trusting the science that's clearly not science
what does the future hold? anything at all
tyler is my fren!
the most original act of every night
i was the last comic before lightning round (i feel special)

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