give yourself a pat on the back if you have self-control

this product contains chemicals damaging to reproductive health
no intention to reproduce
still with this tripod, i only shoot my mouth
what scares me is how many people use this product and dunno
unless there's a class promoting reading ingredients...
they won't do anything if it inconveniences them
making an effort vs. doing what you've been doing
alex and i will be bar-hopping in the suburbs doin stand up
this approach seems preferable to what we've been doing
i went to two bars tonight asking about this idea
comics do what they're told just like everyone else
we do a lot on this channel but we are obscure af
i already have enough trouble paying my electric bill, man
people think of success/happiness in a way that isn't realistic
you gotta be a lotta negative emotions to get to the positive
either really distracted or on drugs (another distraction there)
outside influences for internal happiness
happiest when pursuing goals, doing God's will
pleasing yourself will never be enough
wordly pleasures are not soul-satisfying
feel free to disagree in the comments section