i can't help but be a pain in the ass (piano punk)

start off with a mistake
make em think it'll be terrible, then blow em away
i'm an acquired taste, i know
my opinions are pretty foul
expect to offend the masses...
when you question status quo/what they think they know
do you ever think about why you do what you do
it used to bother me that i couldn't get along
i wasn't trying to be difficult but...
they laugh when shit ain't funny and won't laugh when shit is
pretty sure this piano is outta tune, or maybe the other one is, i dunno
maybe the whole world's outta tune
i tell em at the mics, just let me talk the whole time
i say more in 4min than most comedians say in their whole career