ag is a haiku genius

ag's haikus
found the piece of paper that i thought i lost
ag's survival guide (another one)
the internet is a grocery store (full of crap)...get in/gtf out
acting as if it's still 1993 (fave tribe called quest album came out)
amy aka the prophecy
brittany (liberal fren) wrote that for me
that's ranch dip, gotta keep that shit
why does ag have a shit job? (creative purposes)
i wrote all these haikus @ work
very long-winded but very good at add type stuff
5/7/5 short n sweet
fear: smog that smothers. the spirit removing our. hope and trust in Him.
the devil looks a. lot like the television. just turn it off kid.
all are the same in. a different pair of pants. we just love the mall!
love the media. trust the headlines worship the. system's paid actors.
america loves. to self-destruct watch them smile. right as they sizzle.
how many apps does. it take to destroy yourself? i guess it varies.
bet on compliance. killing us with our consent. go make a poster.
take heed to these words. the phone is the anti-christ. act accordingly.
why will the world end? look no further than your phone. funny cos you can't!
to be ahead is. to be lagging behind the modern world laughing
put this on a shirt: crashing and burning is cool, says society.
trust me when i say: amy gross is a prophet. plz return to God.
when i reminisce. i miss smoking weed. so i just look at a light.
it's the how and why. that makes a thing good or bad. not the thing itself.
why am i so smart? research and development. you all should try it.
i keep telling them: a tool is only as good. as those who use it.
asking questions should. never be questionable. i can't be trusted.
fuck the police is. too short-sighted how about. fuck the entire thing?
anarchy is the. only way out of this mess. it's time to re-group.
dear "doctors": back off. God is my authority. not the govt.
dearest patriots: why do you love a country. that hates you so much?
covering all the bases here
fun to write haikus
maybe i should do this in a standup routine
i hate my actual poetry, it's embarrassing
my songs are only good if i keep them short
what society calls add
maybe i was cut out to be this generation's entertainer
my comic fren, kris reeves (blue harr, works @ strip club)
he is usually the only one laughing at my psych med jokes
he's had a lotta vet frenz that committed suicide
try to get stuff accomplished (fail! see next video)