typical cat bullshit

inspiration for kicking my cats to the curb
quinoa that they're not even eating
walk around it like they had nothing to do with it
oatmeal that they're not even eating
this is what they do
why did i waste the 4.49+tax
i talk to my cats like they are humans
it is amusing, this illustration
the cows ain't ever comin home tonight
we have some cleaning to do now