God reminds us over and over again to be content

this world trains you to be a drug addict
john got my cat joke
i love jokes that leave you with a visual
God gives me the jokes
that little doggie stickin its' happy little head out the window
so jealous of animals, so simple
they gotta be spraying chemicals
covered in the blood of JC$, doused in Holy Spirit
comedy clubs don't believe in comedy
giant popularity contest
regular ass life vs. high school
now you gotta get drunk with people
ag ain't no ass-kisser
i hope nobody steals that joke (doubtful...it's homophobic)
doggin the very thing that would get me anywhere in the "real world"
all the way in cluster A means not interested
accepted a long time ago that i wasn't ever gonna have sex again
imma turn this into a joke with potting soil and everythang
i'll just give you the dirt
i'll tell you everything bad i've ever done and you can judge me like a good Christian