the dumbing down of society has been happening

fyi, lexi felt the need to inform me of this acronym
before imogis there were acronyms
my alarm was accidentally on silent
cuba (alberto) is such a whore
that bleach was useless
supposed to be dirty, self-fulfilling prophecy
i used to be way later than this
might as well just keep it going if i'm already late
dally dillying per usual
card declined at $4.38, no bueno