woman's world sucked out w/ vacuum (ag standup)

your very own ag
i spilled coffee on this bit, so ag
they're right to call me sexist
i hate liars and bad behavior
you be the judge of that
"comics" oh shit
would you like to trade places with ag
i'll get up there and scratch my ballsack
scratchity scratch
i didn't have cats at the time but i knew that i would
i need to do shit for joey
i really suck at wanting to have sex
don't let these progressive churches fool you
everybody else should be suicidal not ag
so boring i wish i could slit their wrists for em
suicide encouragement
just pretending to be govt, sari
mystery medicine from big pharma tho always dead baby involved
makeshift therapist...
that ultrasound is a mirage
must be wearing sign that says, who molested you?
listen to me all night plz joey
hahaha that dude hates my guts