sucker punch lines from ag (standup, tk2)

cameron asked where i got this hat
gleefully put on this hat @ sns
i'm that nuisance comic
at a time like this when nobody knows what a joke is
street name of sns: fuck this job (ag's dream job)
oh she's just praying
women already make everything up
i wanna punch this bitch in the throat
no, not trance schizo
gayping
be a hero, use turn signal
don't wake foster daddy
power of intimidation works out since i hate the masses
put drugs in banana peel (travel tips from past life)
sometimes i wish i bled all month
my menstrual cycle's better than yours becuz i'm not a bitch
best birth control: self-awareness
i don't hate women, i just gave ronnit a kiss
who is chris hansen?
curiousity of 50,000 cats at least
never disappoints (well, i dunno about that)