this place is too nice for a screwball like me

judson is asleep
the world was a better place when you could smoke everywhere
i dunno what to do right now (obviously)
no cameras which is nice
walking around the hotel
i guess we're not supposed to go up there
this channel really is the best thing on youtube (you gotta be yer biggest fan)
doesn't this place seem haunted
we are too scalawaggy (funny that i didn't even know what this meant but i looked it up and it fit)